What are the humorous good morning phrases with high EQ?

1, dreaming of dream of eating spaghetti, I woke up in the morning and found my shoelaces gone! Good morning!

If you dare to marry, I dare to marry. Good morning!

In the story, the princesses were awakened by the kiss of the prince, but in reality, they were more awakened by urine or hunger. Good morning!

4. Failure is not terrible. The terrible thing is that you still believe this sentence. Good morning.

Don't be infatuated with your brother, he is just a legend. Good morning!

6, stupid and not stupid, mainly depends on whether you will be stupid. Good morning.

7. The road to life is difficult. Make friends, not dogs! Good morning!

8. The sun can't afford me. I'm amazing! Good morning!

9, hitting the shirt is not terrible, whoever is fat is embarrassed! Good morning!

10, the world is not worth it, it is worth hitting on me, good morning!