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Requesting jokes about mice and cats

One day, the Cat and Cat Company wanted to hire employees, and the news immediately spread throughout the Cat and Mouse Kingdom. A stupid mouse looked at it, tore off the list, and went to apply for the job. Mr. Cat asked: "Hello" and the mouse responded: "Well" Mr. Cat said, "Okay, let's get started! The first question: You can eat winter melon, cucumber, watermelon, and pumpkin. What melons can't be eaten? The mouse immediately responded: Fool! Mr. Cat said: OK! The second question: If you can do it, I can do it, but if one person can do it, two people can’t do it together. What is this? The mouse immediately responded: Dreaming! Applause: Next is the third question. Once you pass the test, you will be hired. What can you hit without spending any effort? The mouse thought for a while and said: "Okay!" I hire you, hey, where do you live? "The mouse said forcefully: I live in a very remote place. "Where is that? "Yes - Mental Hospital No. 17!" ”