The simpl humorous birthday greeting

1. If I have1million, I will send you 99999. Do I have a million dollars? No, so I can only send you a short message of 10 cents, wishing you a happy National Day.

2. Laugh and worry; Second, laugh and hate; San Xiao is a pity; Laugh four times and get sick; Five smiles are not old; Six laughs and fun. Laugh often, and you will live longer than Nanshan.

Pick a snowflake, string the blessings into a Bai Shu, and present a beautiful heart-shaped flower for your birthday.

4. The background light shines on your cheeks. Although weak, it can extend far. After reading this news, make a wish and let all the stars in the sky bless you.

May blessings haunt you in your colorful life journey and in your dream of always bordering on spring. Wish: Happy birthday, always young!

6. May every day be as beautiful as a painting-happy birthday! Years are always getting shorter and shorter, birthdays are always getting faster and faster, friendship is always getting stronger and stronger, and my blessings are getting deeper and deeper.

7. A lady walks into a pet shop and wants to buy a sweater for a puppy. The salesman asked her to bring the puppy to check the size. Miss: No, I want to give it a surprise on its birthday!

8. You are the happiest person in the world! Have a wife who loves you and keeps her promise to you all her life. Walk with you every year today! Happy birthday, dear!

9. Unforgettable is your pure friendship with me! What is precious is the truth that will never change! Nice to meet you! My favorite carnation, happy birthday to you.

10. There are faint poems in the leisurely clouds, and there are endless joys in the faint poems. There is my gentle blessing in the constant joy. Happy birthday!

1 1. Send you a cup of juice specially prepared by me, which contains 100cc's wish, 200cc of happiness and 300cc of vitality every day. Happy birthday!

12. Knowing that your birthday is coming, just say what gift you want, say, say it quickly ... The time limit has passed after reading the text message.

13. At this moment, I have my deepest thoughts. Let the clouds bring full blessings and embellish your sweet dreams. May you have a warm and romantic birthday!

14. You are too poor. Today is your birthday, but you have to go to work. But it doesn't matter, because you received my blessing. I believe you will have a good time today!

15. Because of your arrival, this day has become a beautiful day, and since then the world has added a touch of attractive color. Best wishes for a happy birthday!

16. I've always wanted to say something to you, but I didn't have a chance. Today, I finally got up the courage. ................................................................................................................................

17. Today is your birthday. To congratulate you, all the ladies' toilets and bathrooms are open to you free of charge. Welcome to visit!

18. Pig, grow up quickly! Pig, come out as soon as possible! Happy birthday, piggy!

19. On your birthday, I wish you Pepsi, Fanta in everything, Wahaha every day, Pepsi every month, and Gao Legao every year. It feels like Sprite and will always be eye-catching.

20. I feel, think, see, smell, listen, people feel, hands feel, feet feel, say, do, get, time is up, your gift hasn't arrived yet, only my blessing has arrived: Happy birthday!

2 1. I'm glad today is your birthday. The teacher said I was a gift from God. I hope this gift is not too bad. I wish you happiness!

22. If life is a galloping train, may every post you pass be beautiful. Happy birthday to you on this special day! There is no shortage of money, and the laughter is constant!

23. Hello! Old friend, today is your big birthday! At this moment, I want to give you thousands of instructions and greetings, which is the most valuable "shabby"!

24. The sea is full of fucking water, spiders are full of fucking legs, and peppers are so fucking hot. I don't fucking regret knowing you. I wish you a happy birthday and keep smiling every day.

25. After I polished the magic lamp three times, the genie asked me what I wanted to wish for. I said: I want you to bless a person who is reading the text message for me. I hope that person has a happy birthday and will always be happy.

26. On your birthday, I wish you a healthy career, strong body, countless money, no need to work hard, carefree as a mouse, romantic as music, and happiness.

27. Another good start. May my sincere wishes bring you a successful year and a happy birthday!

28. I approached you, sang "Happy Birthday to you", expressed my blessing, shared your happiness, and then listened to the echo of your youth.

29. Name: Date of birth. Raw materials: sincerity. Auxiliary materials: bless you. Date of production: since I met you. Shelf life: until the end of the world. Commodity number:. Special note: Happy birthday to you.

From the moment you were born, you were destined to belong to me. Although we can't be with you on this special day, we will celebrate your 60th birthday together.

3 1. I have been afraid to say anything to you, but if you don't say it on your birthday, you will never have a chance: you are really annoying. ............................................................................................................................

32. Bright candlelight is a happy birthday. Lucky you, tomorrow will be better!

33. I wish you a happy old turtle in the East China Sea, and a big stone in Nanshan will live longer than that in Nanshan.

34. Birthday guy, I wish you all your hopes can come true, all your dreams can come true, all your waiting can appear, and all your efforts can come true.

On the occasion of your birthday, I sincerely offer my three wishes: first, I wish you good health; Second, I wish you happiness; Wish you all the best.

36. Water is the hometown of clouds, and clouds are the wandering of water. Cloud will always remember the birthday of water, and water will always miss the attachment of cloud. Happy birthday

37. Today is your birthday. Your friend asked for a power train soldier for you. Please pick up your mobile phone and tap it hard on the floor. ...........................................................................................................................................

38. Happy birthday! I want to send you a 100% pure toffee: ingredients = sincerity+missing+happiness, expiration date = life, nutrition = warmth+happiness+emotion.

I envy your birthday for being so romantic and poetic. I just want to be happy, healthy and beautiful every day.

40. On your birthday, I will send you a happy note as a gift. May you be happy and safe 365 days a year.

4 1. May every day be as beautiful as a painting-happy birthday! Years are always getting shorter and shorter, birthdays are always getting faster and faster, friendship is always getting stronger and stronger, and my blessings are getting deeper and deeper.

42. I hope the grass in your heart will always be green, your youth will always stay, and you will always laugh. Happy birthday, health and happiness!

43. The longer the wine, the more mellow it is, and the longer the friends meet, the more true it is; The water is getting clearer and clearer, and the vicissitudes of life are getting lighter and lighter. Happy birthday, always in a good mood, happy birthday!