Nucleic acid team? Grow dead

"The captain who made the nucleic acid died."

Originally, netizens complained that the queue for making nucleic acid was too long, which was misunderstood by other netizens as:

"The captain of making nucleic acid died"

I was scared to death and laughed to death. What an eye! !

When it comes to the queue length, someone in the circle of friends has a deep understanding: he was called to do nucleic acid in the middle of the night, and he was still waiting in line at 2 o'clock at night, and then decided to go back to sleep and come back. However, when he got there at 4 o'clock, everyone was still waiting in line ...

2.

I saw a joke:

It's also mutual abuse. Why not go to the gym for business?

"3 kilograms? The project is for you! "

"Sorry, I'm late, so I'll punish myself for three kilometers first!"

"what? No slices? Do you look down on me? "

"manager Zhang and I, that was the friendship of squatting together in those years."

If we talk about business in the end, we don't plan a dinner party, but think about which gym to go for iron running. After running three kilometers, we can lose weight and get a list of 33 million, which is ten times or even a hundred times as happy as a meal with meat!

it's perfect!

But I haven't invited clients to the gym. Ha, ha, ha, how strange!

"Manager X, will you go to the gym after work?"

I can't say it, hahahaha.