Implied Volatility A short story that implies family affection

A short story about implied volatility and family affection

1. When I was in the third grade of junior high school, I especially liked playing online games. Because I missed too many classes, the teacher called my mother to come to school. Then the teacher told me the stakes of online games in front of my mother. When it came to the equipment in the game, my mother asked me: "Are those equipment stored in the dormitory? I will take them home first, and you can study hard here!" "I cried with dissatisfaction at that time, and I cry now when I am typing...

2. My aunt who has never been married bought a notebook for her only nephew, who is me. I bought broadband and lent my alcoholic father thousands of dollars for the Nth time.

A few years ago, I went to the supermarket to buy some rice and noodles for my aunt’s family. Suddenly, my aunt said she wanted to drink some yogurt.

When she came to the dairy counter, she picked up a box of yogurt and put it down, muttering, "Why is it so expensive..."

I am 1.94 meters tall. The old man was embarrassed to cry in the supermarket. He used the excuse that he wanted to go to the toilet and flew to the toilet without stopping for a second. If he hadn't gritted his teeth desperately, he would have burst into tears on the spot.

The label on the yogurt is two yuan and a half...

"Why is it so expensive..."

3. In my senior year of high school, my grandma asked me Where did I want to take the exam? Of course I said Beijing. My grandma said I should just take the local exam because it was close, so I smiled and went over. One month before the college entrance examination, my grandma passed away, leaving me no choice. The day after my grandma passed away, the whole family was busy with various things. The adults were all busy in the mourning hall set up downstairs. I went upstairs to look for my grandpa, who was sitting alone on a wicker chair

Seeing me coming, she forced a smile and said, "Granddaughter, what should I do? No one will drink the milk we ordered in the future?" I turned my back and cried loudly.

4. Every time when you get home, tell your parents in advance what to do and what to eat, just like assigning tasks.

As usual this time, I wrote a lot of text messages enthusiastically: braised hairtail fish, green vegetable salad, peas and beef, vinegar stingheads...

I received a reply within a short time, When I opened it, my dad replied with five words: Eat your mother's legs!

Hahaha, I laughed loudly in the office and told my colleagues, who all laughed and said that your dad is so cute. !

When I came home in the evening and opened the door, I found that a lot of the dishes I ordered were placed on the table, and my parents were still busy in the kitchen...

I suddenly choked up.

5. During the summer vacation, I stay at home and sleep until noon every day, doing nothing. I only eat one meal when I get up, and don’t go to bed until twelve o’clock at night. My mother always complained about my bad living habits, but I didn't listen. I often quarreled with her. My mother was so angry that she said, "Why don't you go back to school!" On the afternoon of the day I left, she was making dumplings in the kitchen and she had to make dumplings. I came down to roll out dumpling wrappers, but later I realized that he just wanted to take the opportunity to talk to me again. Mom said to herself while wrapping the bag with red eyes: "Why are you leaving before I hate you enough..." I burst into tears at that time!

6. Saw it by accident My father bought an accident insurance policy, and the beneficiary name on it was me instead of my mother. My father said: "Don't tell your mother, for fear that she will think wildly."

Later, my mother found out about this. She said categorically: "You must write your daughter's name, because the insurance I bought also has your name written on it!"

7. On the night of New Year's Eve, you can't go back after working overtime in other places. During the Chinese New Year at home, although my father knew that I would not go back, he still braved the biting cold wind to go to a sparsely populated small station and waited... His mother asked him to come back, but his father said: "What if she lies to us? What if?" She came back in the evening."

When my mother told me about this later, I felt as if I was being hit hard by a hammer.

8. Today, I took the train. Two old ladies sat next to me. One of them came to see the other off. They held their hands together and kept chanting. When the train was about to leave, an old woman got off the car and turned around and said something that almost made me cry - "Sister, I am 89 years old this year and you are 90 years old. This is the last time we will see each other in this life..."

9. My father was seriously ill once and lay in bed for more than half a month without waking up. Then he suddenly woke up one afternoon.

When he woke up, his mouth kept moving. His mother put her ear close and said to him: "Speak slowly, I am listening."

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Dad said weakly: "It's time for my daughter to go home from school. Go and cook the food..."

10. It's only a four-hour drive from home after work. But I was so busy that I didn’t go back home for a year. I stopped by on a business trip and was in a hurry (I always bought her a set of clothes or nutritional supplements before). When I saw the old lady: “Mom, I didn’t give her anything. You bring..." "Mom, I don't want anything. As long as you come back, I will be happy!"

I have been thin since I was a child. What I care most about is whether I have gained weight by eating outside, but recently I have been working I was too busy and lost a lot of weight. I was afraid that she would worry, "Mom, have I lost weight? It's okay. I will gain weight after a while, because my future work will be easier." "I'm not thin, I'm fatter than before, haha." "She comforted me in turn.

I went home in the morning and left in the afternoon. I thought about all the sadness I felt while away from home to work and my mother was old but couldn't accompany me. I couldn't express, "Mom, I "Kneel down for you." I knelt down, and my mother picked me up and said angrily: "Silly boy, get up quickly! This is not before liberation. People will laugh if they see me." "But at that time she had tears and runny nose.