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Blessing SMS in 2007

Spring Festival; the Spring Festival; Chinese New Year

Wave when you feel happy, stamp your feet when you feel happy, and shake your head when you feel happy. Happy new year, baby!

Flowers bloom and fall, another year. May the change of time bring you a good mood and a happy New Year!

Thank you for your concern, your help and everything you have done for me ... Please accept my Spring Festival greetings and wish you peace and happiness.

The new year has come again. I say hello to you. Everything goes well, life is better, good luck is handed over every day, and the longer the better. Gold comes from home, but money grows on the wall.

Smooth sailing, two dragons take off, three sheep open Thailand, four seasons are safe, five blessings, six or six big shun, seven stars shine high, and money comes from all directions, and 99 is a complete unity.

Let the Spring Festival bring my blessing. I wish you a smooth sailing, two dragons playing with pearls, three suns opening Thailand, four seasons making a fortune, five blessings, June 6th, seven stars holding the moon, spring breeze all around!

The new year has come, luck is shining, and troubles are on the side. I wish you go out to meet the distinguished guests and listen to the good news at home! There is this time every year, and there is today every year!

When you see this information, luck has come to you, the god of wealth has entered your home, and wealth is not far from you. Bless you: Happy New Year!

On new year's eve, the god of wealth has a full wallet; Peach blossoms come in spring, and beautiful women are in their arms; Summer is hot, Europe and America are happy; Golden Autumn Double Ninth Festival, a better career!

I wish you all your hopes, dreams, expectations and contributions in the new year!

The New Year's bell is about to ring, and every sound is my blessing. Send twelve blessings to you, let it accompany you, happy new year.

Happy new year, all good things have come! Friends smile and joy surrounds you! Celebrate the festival and live a happy life! Happy! Happy! Safe life!

I wish you the four seasons of the new year: the triumph of love; The body is masculine and powerful; Career pride; Life is happy and sweet.

I wish you a happy new year, all the best, good luck in the new year, peace throughout the year, happiness forever, all the best and sweet love. The job is comfortable and the salary is satisfactory.

Put the colorful four seasons in my gentle hands, and rub 365 quiet happiness with them, and give them to you, with deep blessing!

This is a happy holiday, but it means missing for me-because you are not with me. Do you know I'm thinking about you? May you always be beautiful in the distance. ...

You and I embrace and listen to the New Year's bell like the breath of rings. Around our dreams, our full love turns into sincere wishes "Happy New Year"!

Flowers still bloom every year, but they are different every year. I wish you a bright new year like the sun.

If I were a writer, I would write my thoughts in the most beautiful language. If I were a singer, I would sing my blessing to you with the most beautiful voice. Happy new year!

The new year has come, luck is shining, and troubles are on the side. I wish you go out to meet the distinguished guests and listen to the good news at home! There is this time every year, and there is today every year! Happy new year!

I wish you greater success and glory in the new year. This is a big gift from me. Just give me a small red envelope. You sign the check and I'll write the numbers.

Looking forward to you, in winter; Miss you in the spring breeze; Dreaming of you, in summer; See you in the autumn wind. Let the years come and go in a hurry, let the time fly and miss you forever.

Please put my blessing in your bag, leave our happiness on your face, let your parents accept my blessing, and let your smiling face repay their expectations.

Life is a spiritual wealth endowed by nature, so why care about every setback? My friend, on this day of saying goodbye to the old and welcoming the new, I deeply wish you.

Cross countless mountains and rivers, cross countless cities, let the hearts meet and wash your whole body's fatigue. May every blessing and every joy become a note, write happiness for you and bless you!

I wish you find someone you can trust for life in the new year, share warm coffee, put away the leaves in the book, giggle together and spend the night and the four seasons together.

On the occasion of the Spring Festival, I wish my blessings, such as warm sunshine in winter, cool breeze in spring and parasols in summer, will keep you warm and cool and accompany you through this life!

On a starry, quiet night, send my sincere wishes on your way home, say goodbye to your friends, wish you a pleasant journey and a happy New Year. :)

The new year is coming, saying goodbye to the old and welcoming the new, and a new beginning is waiting for you, so sunny! Sincerely wish you a happy new year, and happiness will always accompany you!

After the holiday, I don't intend to give you too much, but I will give you 50 million: just be happy! Good health! Be safe! Be content! Don't forget me!

Considering that there will be an overwhelming blessing message blocking the network in a few days, I, an invincible super genius with ideals, foresight and extraordinary wisdom, wish you a happy New Year in advance!

I hold Harry Potter's wand in my hand and sincerely pray: I will turn all the celebrations into cream, all the blessings into chocolate, and I will make a cake happily forever ... and smash you! Happy new year!

At sunrise, the East China Sea sets in the West Mountain, and there is also a day of sadness and joy; Don't fall into a dead end, people are comfortable and their hearts are comfortable; I often chat with my friends, from ancient times to today. It is not that immortals are better than immortals; May you be happy for a whole year.

A catty of melon seeds and a catty of dates, I wish you good luck at an early date; One catty of candy, two jins of bananas, good luck, you won't run; A catty of peanuts and a catty of peaches, I wish you money rolling into your pocket!

I wish you a new year: your career is in full swing, your health is like a tiger, your money is countless, your work is not hard, your leisure is like a mouse, your romance is like joy, and happiness belongs to you.

May you be happy every day for 365 days a year, 8760 hours forever, 5256000 wonderful minutes and 3 1536000 seconds.

Sweat a thousand drops, day and night, Spring Festival, work smoothly!

People in the Jianghu are vagrants. I wish you success in your career and all the best in the Spring Festival!

When the wind blows, I miss you! When the snow falls, I miss you! Happy new year, remember to keep in touch.

I wish you good health in the new year, like a tumbler, your career is flying, and love is as sweet as spring breeze. Good luck every day and every year!

I wish you good health, abundant financial resources, happiness and sunshine every day in the new year!

The new year is coming, I wish you: Pepsi! Everything is Fanta! Every day, wow, haha! Happy every month! Go to Gao Legao every year! It feels like Sprite! Always eye-catching

At the beginning of the new year 1, I wish you good things for two years in a row, spring all year round, a colorful life, and occasionally a small fortune at 8 o'clock, throwing your troubles out of the clouds! Please accept my blessing from 10.

Happy new year, all good things have come! Friends smile and joy surrounds you! Celebrate the festival and live a happy life! Happy! Happy! Safe life!

I feel, think, see, smell, listen, people feel, hands feel, feet feel, say, do, get, time is up, your gift has not arrived, and my blessing has arrived: Happy New Year!

I can't finish thinking about me, and my caring heart will never change. A string of sincere wishes and an extraordinary heart, taking advantage of the arrival of the new year, I sincerely wish you a happy Spring Festival!

The sky is blue, and the clouds will eventually disperse. The sea is not wide, and this shore is connected with the other. The dream is shallow and everything is natural. Tears are sweet when you sincerely hope. Bless you and have a happy new year!

Let peace take the subway to spring, let happiness be with you, let blessings and auspiciousness be indispensable, and may this year's wishes come true! Happy new year!

Please take one second to forget your troubles, one minute to think about the New Year, and one hour to accompany the person you like. Then, at the turn of the old and the new, accept my blessing with a smile: Happy New Year!

Gather the sunshine of the Himalayas, gather the breeze of the ends of the earth, bless the Gangdise Mountain and suck the wealth of Bill Gates as a gift for you. I wish you a happy New Year!

I wish you all the best in the new year again and again. Five Blessingg's colorful life is exquisite and long, perfect and complete. Enjoy your wealth slowly at the turn of the Millennium!

I wish you in the new year: your career is in full swing, your mood is sunny, your salary is upside down, your future scenery is infinite, your love is still romantic, and you can play happily in the world.

The bell is my greeting, the song is my blessing, the snowflake is my greeting card, the wine is my kiss, the breeze is my hug and happiness is my gift! may you have a happy new year!

May your spring scenery be beautiful; May your Xia Lu be cool; May your autumn wind be natural and unrestrained; May your winter snow be bright; I wish you a fruitful New Year!

Where the sun shines, there is my silent blessing. When the moonlight shines on the earth, I pray silently. When the meteor passed by, I made a wish: I wish you peace and health and a happy New Year!

If you miss it, you can't finish talking; A caring heart will never change; Sincere friendship will never be forgotten. May my blessings surround you. Happy New Year and all the best!

I asked trouble, it didn't love you at all, and it said it would never talk to you. Let me tell you not to flatter yourself! Also, health let me bring you a love letter: life will not change! Happy new year!

Weather forecast: In the new year, you will encounter money rain, lucky wind, love fog, friendship dew, lucky chardonnay, health cream, perfect thunder and safety hail. Please note that they will haunt you all year round.

Sound blessing, friendship, string of thoughts, turn into gifts, stay in my heart, wish a happy new year and all the best!

Delete yesterday's troubles, choose today's happiness, set tomorrow's happiness, store eternal love, cancel the hatred of time, paste beautiful feelings, copy intoxicating scenery, and wish you a happy New Year!

The bell rings, the years pass, happiness is left behind, hope is falling, and success will eventually come. I wish you happiness and peace in the new year! Happy and auspicious!

Every second is happy, every minute is safe, always harmonious, full of energy every day, healthy every month and rolling in financial resources every year. Happy new year!

He Xinchun, celebrate the festival. Congratulations on getting rich! Happy new year, all the best, all the best! Happy new year!

Wish a happy new year by SMS. Live and work in peace and contentment, be rich and auspicious, strive for the upper reaches, stay young forever, and have a happy Year of the Dog!

During the Spring Festival, from night to day, your mobile phone will have a goose feather-like blessing, and your mood is mainly sunny. Affected by the atmosphere, laughter will sweep around you, and it is expected that the wind will continue to blow after a week!

I wish you all your hopes, dreams, expectations and contributions in the new year!

I wish good people a safe life and a happy New Year! The more you earn, the less trouble you have! You can choose the garage, you can throw away the pain and sorrow!

Interesting text message

A patient with indigestion complained to the doctor: I have been abnormal recently. Pull whatever you eat, eat cucumber and pull watermelon, how to return to normal? The doctor is silent for a moment, then you can only eat shit.

One day, a Mr. Zhang left the personnel department of the company and went to a bar. The bartender said, Mr. Zhang, I heard that you have been absent recently? ! When Mr. Zhang panicked, the bartender quickly changed his mouth. I heard you were absent? !

A meteor streaked across the night sky, and I quickly made a wish, hoping that you could become more beautiful. Who knows, just made a wish, the meteor came back and said to me: big brother! It really embarrassed me, didn't it? !

Yuan is studying in other places. One day, he found that his living expenses had been used up in advance and was busy telegraphing home for help. There were only four words on the telegram: A Yuan received a phone call from home a few days after he ran out of ammunition and food: Hold on!

You know our friendship means a lot to me. I cry when you cry, and I laugh when you laugh. When you jump off a tall building, I will stick my head out without hesitation: "Wow! Strangely, not dead! "

I heard that your mobile phone doesn't have short message function, so I sent this short message to try. If you receive it and confirm that it has SMS function and it is not sent by me, please reply to me: I do, it is yours!

Someone went to the northeast on business and lost a dollar in the street. The policeman said, "We will definitely help you find it." When the man went again in January, the street where he lost his money was dug up to build a road. He can't help but sigh that "the cat-flapping net in the northeast is real."

If someone bullies you, tell me! I beat his face into a color screen, his head into vibration, his ears into chords, his nose into a straight plate, and his front teeth into somersaults. Anyway, I beat him to second hand!

Every time I feed the pigsty, I will play music. Pregnant sows always enjoy themselves in secluded places. The master came to drive her away. The sow said, "Don't make any noise, I'm giving prenatal education."

Health tip: After eating a full meal, don't smoke, take a bath, get angry, loosen your belt under temptation, brush your teeth, go to the toilet or drink alcohol. Do you know that?/You know what?

I have a request: invite me to dinner, I hope you can satisfy me. Otherwise, I'll write your mobile phone number on the wall and add two words in front of it: apply for a certificate.

Friar Sand took a math test, and the invigilator stared at the beads around his neck for a long time, sneering: Hey hey! Camouflage the abacus like this, don't cheat, and take it off quickly!

When we were young, we didn't guess. I sing and you dance. I can sing 200 songs and you can dance 200 dances, so people affectionately call me 200 songs and you 200 dances!

A couple came to the wishing pool. The husband bent down, made a wish and threw a coin into the well. My wife also wanted to make a wish, but when she bent down, she accidentally fell into the well. The husband was startled, then smiled and said to himself, what a spirit!

God gave me a cornucopia, and I can change it as I want. I accidentally thought of you once, and it turned out to be you. I can't stop thinking about it. It hasn't changed. Finally, the room is full of you. I'm worried: how to feed so many piglets?

When my little nephew was four or five years old, he found a RMB on the floor at home. He happily picked it up and saw that it was "1992" money. He lost it unhappily: "This money is overdue."

You are as kind as a cat, as loyal as a dog, as lovely as a bird, as knowledgeable as a horse, as brilliant as a butterfly, as hardworking as a bee, and like everything. No wonder everyone calls you an animal.

I have been by your side, worrying about you again and again. Are you full today? Did you sleep well? Will it be cold late at night? I always knew you couldn't take care of yourself. Every time I walk away, you jump out of the pigsty.

I dreamed of you last night: we walked by the river and snuggled together. You look up at my eyes and spit out three words affectionately-woof woof.

Someone saw you today, and you are still so charming, walking slowly in a plaid vest, looking detached and comfortable. It is really cute. I wonder how you beat rabbits in those years.

Do you know why we are destined? We knew each other as early as 1000 years ago. It was autumn, and you ran with me in the wind, leaving your teeth marks on me. This has become an eternal story. At that time, my name was Lv Dongbin.

When the factory director was negotiating with foreign businessmen, the foreign businessmen had an itchy nose and sneezed. It happened that the translator around them also had an itchy nose and then sneezed. The factory director said unhappily: No need to translate, I understand!

When carrot saw the customer, he respectfully handed in his business card. The customer looked at the business card and asked, why is it called Korean ginseng? Carrots have a thin waist. "People haha!"

A boy is chasing him, and girls are not interested in him. Because boys are persistent, girls loudly say to boys, what do you like about me? Can't I change it? !

Announcer: Next, Zhang Ming brought a song "Buffalo" and rushed out behind the scenes: Sorry, Zhang Ming dedicated "Waterwheel" to everyone. As a result, the music began. It was Zheng Zhihua's Sailor.

I'm sorry to text you so late. If it bothers you, I want to tell you-that's too bad! Who told you to go to bed earlier than me, hehe

If it is a mistake to look good, then I am all wet. If loveliness is a crime, I have committed a heinous crime. It's really hard to be a man! ... you'll be fine ~ Yes, you're not guilty ... I envy you.

On the bus, one person stepped on another's foot and was scolded: Are you blind? ! Step on someone's back: I'm not blind. Didn't I just step on it?

Friends and relatives are dating in a fast food restaurant. The young people are polite and behave appropriately. To test whether he smokes, his future father-in-law handed him a French fries: Would you like one? The young man swallowed and said, no thanks.

A shy boy asked a girl, what kind of boy do you like? The girl said: hit it off, and the boy asked with a sad face: Can't the head be flat?

The wife asked: Does this wig I am wearing look good? The husband said: It reminds me of something that I have forgotten for a long time. The wife said, I was young, right? Husband said: I remember that I haven't bought a mop at home!

A man sells popsicles in the market for the first time, so he is embarrassed to sell them. Next to him, a man was shouting: sell popsicles! He had to shout: Me too.

"This child looks exactly like me!" Big brother proudly said to his friend, "Don't be sad." The friend comforted, "It doesn't matter if the child is ugly, as long as it is healthy and lively."

Late at night, the child began to cry. Mother is ill and can't be persuaded. Father picked him up and prepared to sing a lullaby. At first, my wife begged for mercy: let the child cry.

Someone wrote on the stone wall of Huangshan Mountain: My wife and I are very happy to be here, and we specially left words as a souvenir. A few days later, there was another line next to it: I am happier without my wife to visit here, and I reserved a sentence for this.

The mosquito gave you a big bite on your arm, and you were awakened. At the moment when you swung it to hit the mosquito, the mosquito said to you: Your blood is flowing in my body!

In a restaurant, woman: Are you going to marry me or not? The man was silent. W: Don't think that nobody wants me. If I get angry, I'll find someone to marry here right away! The waiter came over and said, miss, you scared away all the guests in our shop.

I saw you in the street the other day. You are with someone. I saw at a glance that he was not a good man. He's been patting your ass behind you. I was very angry and said to him, stop the donkey driver in front!

I wish you 12 Zodiac: Alliance is like a mouse, strong as an ox, bold as a tiger, lovely as a rabbit, confident as a dragon, charming as a snake, romantic as a horse, gentle as a sheep, naughty as a monkey, beautiful as a chicken, loyal as a dog and dragon as a pig!

An obstetrician started his own business. On his first day home, his wife asked him, How was your day? The doctor replied, it's not too bad. Although neither the mother nor the baby was saved, the baby's father was finally saved.

Miss you, there is a warm feeling. Seeing you is a painful expectation. Loving you is my lifelong pursuit. Dreaming of you is my eternal feeling. Actually, beating you is what makes me happy!

On the way of friendship, sometimes you can't see me. It's not that I forgot you, let alone you. But I choose to walk behind you. When you fall, I will run quickly. Hey, hey, I'll step on it! I step on it! I step on it!

I heard that your mouse moved, and all the flies were smoked into the hospital. Just now, I saw your cockroach in the supermarket to buy a freshener, and the bug also came to buy perfume. Dude, just wash your feet!

I have good news and bad news for you. The good news is that your patience has won my respect; The bad news is-I will redouble my efforts to repair you!

Just a gust of wind, but so eternal; It's just a dream, but it's so real; You bowed your head and said nothing, but I couldn't calm down. I finally can't help but say to you: you fart first!

I will accumulate a meteor to miss you every night, and finally it has merged into this meteor shower! I thought, demo, I can't believe it!

A man saw a beautiful girl on the playground and wanted to strike up a conversation. He picked up something from the ground and walked over and said, classmate, did you drop this Allegro brick?

You danced on a lotus leaf, and your elegant posture charmed everyone who saw you. One of the poets exclaimed, Oh, my God! Pig leaves! Another poet shook his head and said, no, it's a mule looking for a lotus root!

One donkey can carry 100 Jin, and two donkeys can carry 200 Jin. You only need three donkeys to bring back 400 Jin of grain. Why?

Tomorrow morning, you will see a mosquito lying next to your pillow. It says: I tried all night last night, but I failed to pierce your face. Your cheek is so thick that I have no face to live in this world, so please don't doubt that this is murder, I committed suicide!

Woman: Why did you listen to me before, but just three days after you got married, you quarreled with me twice? Well, generally speaking, my patience is limited.

You can reflect my shortcomings better than the mirror; You are more knowledgeable than Zhuangzi; You are more resourceful than your grandson; Therefore, we all affectionately call you "the grandson of Jingzhuang"

A piece of cake fell. It's discouraging and frustrating. Who can encourage it to stand up? The answer is: you! Because, there is a saying: pigs encourage cakes!

Lions and bears planted a tree and shit on it. As a result, the trees planted by lions grow luxuriantly, while the trees planted by bears are short and small. Bear said with emotion: lion shit is better than bear shit!

I heard that you will come to our house for the Spring Festival, and my brother will pick you up. For easy identification, please take two first-class cigarettes in your left hand and two bottles of Moutai in your right hand.

Money is a useful thing, but it will bring you happiness only when you feel satisfied. So you should give me the extra money, so that both of us will feel happy!

I dreamed of you on New Year's Eve. Happy New Year to you: Happy New Year! A sneeze woke me up from my dream. I know you miss me, so I immediately called you and said, bring me the red envelope!

In the vast sea of people, when you receive this sincere blessing, please try your best to hit your head against the wall. Look, the countless stars in front of you are my blessings.

Send you a bunch of roses to express your love; Give you a big peach blossom, and your fortune depends on it; Give you a bowl of tofu and laugh after eating it. ?

Falling in love with you is inevitable, leaving you is inevitable, and forgetting you is absolutely impossible!

It's skin, I'm meat; You are a suit, I am a button; You are coffee, I am a bean; Loving you for life is not enough.