Classic disgusting text message

Everyone's fate is different, and the time of love will be different. Only by doing it wholeheartedly, what I can do is: I will let my love grow old with you.

I have no lover on Valentine's Day, only a wife. She is my favorite, today is, tomorrow is, until I die, there is only her in my heart! Really love you!

Love you for ten thousand years? Exaggeration? Love you for five thousand years? Hopeless? Love you for a thousand years? Funny? Love you for a hundred years? Too long? Love you for 70 years? As long as I'm healthy? This is my strong point.

Mud is a short mouth! Mud is the smell of the nest! I look at the mud affectionately! I want to say to mud, I lack mud! (Please read aloud)

Do you know what I want to eat on Valentine's Day? Boil you, fry you, steam you; Roast you, stew you and braise you in soy sauce; Fried you, fried you, cold salad you!

You are like a louse on my body, without you? I don't feel well.

The person I love has been taken away, and the person who loves me is terrible, either degenerating in debauchery or perverting in silence. -For Valentine's Day!

You are poison, seeping into my blood, seeping into my nerves and controlling my brain. The poisoning incident occurred on February 65438, 2004. Please don't forget to give me the antidote!

Forgive me for telling a stranger your mobile phone number. His name is Cupid, and he will tell you for me. My heart likes you, my heart cares about you, and my heart waits for you.

I want to send you roses, but it's too expensive. I want to comfort you, but I haven't learned it yet. I want to kneel to you, but the ring is still in the safe. I can only send messages to chase you. I hope we will never screw up.

My love for you is like a raging river, like the uncontrolled Yellow River flooding, like the sunset and the magnificent western hills? I think you love you? I can't live without you. I have to get you.

I miss you so much, I broke the telephone line, burned my mobile phone card, emptied my wallet, and took all the sleeping pills, alas! But I still miss you.

Loving you is not the goal, the goal is to love you to death! Loving you is not the purpose, but the purpose is to love you for a lifetime!

You come from Yuanmou, Yunnan, and I come from Zhoukou, Beijing. Let me hold your hairy hand! Love! Let's walk upright!

People with feelings, every day is a holiday. A cold and warm sentence, a noisy line; A reminder, a handed note; A lovesickness, looking forward to it with one heart; A love, a lifelong love.

I said it was for my silence, I said it was for my silence; I walked away for my return, and I came back for my walk away. True water should be tasteless, so true feelings should be silent.

I know! But I can't. Is this marriage arranged by heaven? Let's obey God's will!

An old couple-the romance of daily necessities

There is a kind of tacit understanding called tacit understanding, a kind of feeling called wonderful, and a kind of happiness called being accompanied by you.

You owe me a hug to read it; Delete it and owe me a kiss; Save it, owe me an appointment; If you answer that you owe me everything; If you don't come back, you are mine. Choose!

If there is only 10 minutes left in the world, I will recall the storm with you. If there are only three minutes left in the world, I will kiss you deeply 10 times. If there is only 1 minute left in the world, I will say I love you 60 times!

Comments: Even if the realistic version of After Tomorrow is staged, you should say goodbye to your lover in sweet love. Such ambition is really disgusting!

I love you, but I dare not say, I am afraid I will die; I'm not afraid of death. I'm afraid that no one will love you so much after I die.

I want to make your mobile phone mailbox full of information I love, just like your heart!

I have 100,000 I love you, and I give you one every day, which can be divided into 273 years and 355 days, but we can't live that long, so I will continue to say: I love you in the next life.

Comment: the pledge of eternal love has been said that in the next life, my lover is guaranteed to be moved, but ... since there are 100 thousand I love you, why can only one person be so stingy every day?

I'm moving! Address: No.520, Lane 530, Sinian Street, Xiang 'ai Road, Love City! Landlord: I love you most! Rent: the love of my life! Date: Infinite! Let me live in your heart forever. ...

Comments: It's a pity that you have to come up with this address, which is really disgusting, but in the part of rent, it will be more practical to convert it into RMB!

I sing the song of missing to the ocean, and the ocean gives this wish to the sky. The sky entrusts the flowing clouds to turn into light rain and gently falls on your window. Do you know why it has changed so much recently? This is all because I miss you!

Don't ask me how much I love you. I really can't say it. I only know that you have become a habit and an indispensable habit in my life. I can eat and sleep every day, but I can't miss you.

Comments: love is really better than bread, which can save a lot of food expenses, but if you don't eat or sleep, you won't say anything, maybe you won't say anything!

You think I should, you should miss me more, because you stole my heart!

Comments: It seems ordinary, but it has the lethality of letting feelings fall. The more you look back, the more people you bump into. Really hard!

Think of a number below 9 in your mind, add 1, multiply by 2, add 4, divide by 2, and finally subtract the number you thought at first, and add 5 17. This result represents what I want to say to you!

I don't know how to write forever, I only know how to write your name, a thousand times and ten thousand times!

Comments: It's full of sweetness, but if the flowers are intentional and the water is heartless, you may feel that you haven't read enough books to write such simple words.