Humorous girl's birthday wishes

1. On this special day, on behalf of the people of the whole country, I formally inform you that you are not allowed to eat for one day, and the delicious food and cakes are all ours; Only allowed to drink, because our wine is solved by you; Just laugh and be unhappy, because today is your birthday!

2. Silence is golden, which is very good; It is also true that crying children eat more sugar. The so-called maturity is from tadpoles to frogs, not from small tadpoles to big tadpoles. Today is your mature day. Happy birthday, frog.

On your birthday, I wish you a healthy career, strong body, countless money, no hard work, leisure like a mouse, romance like joy, happiness.

4. Happy birthday, pig: I wish you to squat in the pigsty every day, work, study and eat every day, do nothing else, dream and hum songs when the spring is bright, and occasionally turn your head around, just to find half romance. Now the market is rising, I hope to grow rapidly and meet at the dinner table every day.

5. Take off your belt, take off your clothes, look at your snow-white body and attractive face, and the fragrance still lingers. Hold back your desire, press it down, rush up and hold it in front of you. Who knows your eyes lit up: I want it, I want it, I like it! Close your eyes and meditate. Don't get me wrong, my friend. This is a birthday wish. Best wishes for a happy birthday!

6. The flowers are particularly beautiful this season. You know, that's because I'm watering them with emotion, just waiting for your birthday. I hope you like it.

7. Tips for self-test of vital capacity: After farting, lower your head and suck hard, and then observe whether people around you smell strange smell. If so, we should strengthen exercise according to this method; If not, prove that you are superman. Happy birthday!

8. Happy birthday to you. Your kindness makes the world a better place. May this day that belongs to you bring you happiness, and may the future days be icing on the cake!

9. On your birthday, I want to say to you, "Pig! I wish you a happy birthday. "One more" may be more successful! Good mood every day! "

10. The world is cold and ugly, and it is difficult to move forward among thorns. Who doesn't insist on living! Dude, don't have any ideas, just live! Happy birthday, pig, energetic, annoying ... likable, never tired of watching it.