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Naughty and lovely greetings

Naughty and lovely greetings 1 1. You once dreamed of going to the world with a sword, but you cancelled your original plan because you were too fat.

You are dressed dangerously, but you look safe.

I hope my lover is as beautiful and fragrant as peony, as clean as lotus, as proud as plum blossom and as blooming everywhere as rose.

4, you take others as friends, does he take you as an onion?

If necessary, leave some people behind yesterday.

6. Failure in thought and morality is better than not thinking at all.

7. Why is the chest uneven?

8. When I stare into your eyes, when I hear your voice, when I smell the faint fragrance in your hair, when I feel my own violent heartbeat, I know that you are the only one in my life!

9. The best feeling is to know that you like me after confession.

10, there is a mole, and it is not convenient to reply now.

1 1. May you be happy and as sweet as sugar.

12, I see your nobility in your words.

13, we all long for love to be a feast, and finally want an ordinary family dinner.

14, I went to bed. Hold on, please leave a message.

15, I am like a dog, so I will not lose my pride and bow to anyone.

16, cut his hair short, and he called me stupid.

17, I am such a lovely child, which child will be cheap?

18, there is no access before, and there is no retreat after.

19, hit me.

The more you learn, the less you ask for help.

2 1, bohemian and carefree.

22. For decades, only Green Arrow has not increased its price.

23. In your arms, I am a dolphin falling into the clouds.

24. Good night, everyone. The baby is going to bed.

25. My sister is a civilized person, and all the dirty words have been disinfected with saliva.

26. Minimum goal: Nongfu Spring has a little field.

27. I can fry the oil by putting your words in the oil pan, haha.

28. Life is expected to wait in autumn water, and there are also unexpected surprises.

29. What we see in our eyes is not only prosperity and prosperity, but also the warmth and coldness of the world.

30. With or without direction, go first.

3 1, duck.

32. Didi, this is an automatic reply. I like you very much. If you like me, please send it to me again and I will contact you.

33. See what the world is like, just to meet you.

34. It's freezing, and the road is dead.

35, handsome to the boundless heart is the shore, I am the peak.

Your visit to me is limited. I will let you see that I am on the blacklist.

37, anonymous and gentle, I don't know why.

38. There is no chance in this life, and it will continue in the afterlife.

39. The world is black. What's the use of you alone?

40, fish, fish pond owners go out to cast nets and come back to spoil you.

Naughty and lovely greetings article 2 put away your pressure and spread your smile; Get rid of your fatigue and put on your air; Bring your smile and rush out of your flower season. Remember, youth is beautiful and happiness is invincible. Happy birthday to you. Do not hesitate.

When this day comes, you will be old; Cake reception, wish realization; What's the point of sending this message? The main purpose is to spread blessings and wish a peaceful and peaceful year and all your wishes come true!

When I wake up in the morning, the magpies are calling outside the window. Come to think of it, today is your birthday. I'm not with you, in the form of text messages. Health will accompany you forever, happiness will accompany you forever, sleep soundly every night, and the troubles of life will disappear. Happy birthday.

Red beans have sprouted in my home, and there are still several branches in spring. I wish you more choices and take as much as you want. Acacia belongs to it, needless to say! Beauty, happy birthday!

When I wake up in the morning, I will ask the white dove to give my blessing to you for me. Although it is far from Qian Shan, our friendship is the driving force for the dove to fly. When you see it, please put it in your ear and listen to it: Happy birthday!

Rainbow is the lace of the sun, decorating every sunny day, and stars are the lace of the moon, embellishing every romantic night. Happiness is a birthday wish. I hope you have a wonderful moment, dear, happy birthday.

Honey, today is your birthday. At the first moment when you turn on your mobile phone, I give you my first blessing today. May all happiness be with you, rising in spring and falling in autumn. May all the joys follow you. The full moon is a poem, and the lack of the moon is a painting!

When you wake up in the morning, let the pigeons bring you my blessing. Although it is far from Qian Shan, our friendship is the driving force for pigeons to fly. When you see it, please put it in your ear and listen to it: Happy birthday!

Old friend, you have received many blessings, and the presents have been piled up in the hut. Is there something missing? Yes, this is my blessing! I wish you double happiness and double health. Happy birthday!

I gave you a cake on your birthday. On the Mid-Autumn Festival, I gave you a box of moon cakes. Dragon Boat Festival is coming, I send you a glutinous rice, I hope you can plant it, take good care of it and wait for my blessing! Happy Dragon Boat Festival!

Today is your birthday, old friend. In a blink of an eye, we are all nearly 50 years old. I think we are all wearing open-backed pants, playing with mud and playing house together. Now we are all old people, and their children revolve around their wives. Not much to say. Best wishes for a happy birthday!

There is a secret I want to tell you: you are different today; There is a gift for you: send you my blessing; There is a special message for you: Dear classmates, Happy Birthday is a must!

Naughty and lovely greetings 3 1. If I can spend Christmas with you every year, I would like to exchange it with the love of my life.

I dare not tell you that the snowflake has gone away with my thoughts, and I can't let you know that only you have warm sunshine in winter, and Christmas will bring you a safe and auspicious year!

According to the tip-off: On a dark and windy night in January, someone sneaked into your room. Don't panic, keep the chimney clear, put away the mousetrap and wash the socks beside the bed. In the morning, you will find the nipple you dream of! Merry Christmas!

There are many people who care about you and wish you well. Don't forget that I am one of them. Although blessing is only a form, it can bring warmth and comfort to the soul. Christmas is coming, and I am anxious to send a hasty blessing: Happy Christmas Eve!

Santa Claus rides a Christmas deer, carries a Christmas bag and sings Christmas songs. He quietly comes to your side and fills your Christmas stockings with Christmas presents and my Christmas wishes. May Santa's gift make you happy, and may my blessing make you happy.

Christmas is coming, and I want to send you a unique blessing: May your good luck be as dense as the stars, your money flow like the sea, and your life be as colorful as the rainbow. May your future be full of happiness!

7. We have dinner on Christmas Eve, sing songs on Christmas Eve, and go to a disco on carnival night. I want us to be together!

Please give me a chance to spend time with you on Christmas Eve. Can a small request satisfy me?

9. Say peace on Christmas Eve, send peace by SMS, peace surrounds you, and it is safe all year round. Peaceful people have a peaceful wish, and the news of peace is forwarded in all directions, and friends and relatives are safe.

10. When we get together in the Spring Festival, jiaozi cooks. Mid-Autumn Moon is full, accompanied by moon cakes; Christmas is sweet and romantic, and roast goose is indispensable to satisfy your appetite. Christmas is coming. Aren't you afraid of being chased if you don't hide

1 1. When Christmas comes, it's great to laugh and decorate with colorful lights. Deer run, presents come, and bells jingle in the sky; Snowflakes are fluttering, dreams are beautiful, and a greeting is happy; Flowers bloom and fall, birds sing, and good news is repeated. Merry Christmas!

12. The Christmas tree is covered with my blessings; Candlelight, swaying my thoughts; Jingle bells, give me gifts; A short message, pinning my concern. Year after year, I bless you and pray for your safety. Merry Christmas!

13. Starlight, candlelight, warmth and romance are with you; Bells jingle, deer exult, Christmas greetings bow their heads; Information is short, friendship is long, and infinite acacia is a wish. Happiness always exists, and every day is Christmas.

14. Even if the snowflake doesn't dance, even if the reindeer stops, Christmas still comes; With blessings, winter is cold, but it is still warm. On the occasion of Christmas, I make a wish: May happiness depend on you and happiness accompany you!

15. I wish my dear friends a merry Christmas on this romantic day by integrating my thoughts into my blessings and replacing greeting cards with short messages! Snow, green trees, loving old people, deer driving and all the blessings.

16. Wanted order: Christmas is coming. An old man with a white beard and a red robe often sneaked into residents' homes at night to put Christmas presents. The discoverer should call the police immediately. The alarm code is: Merry Christmas! You will get lifelong happiness in return.

17. Seeing this information, I hope I can help you realize it today. Love, friendship and affection, good health, and abundant financial resources, as long as you really look forward to it, you will come to your side within three seconds. The spoof message is a bomb, just to make you happy at Christmas! Merry Christmas!

18. Every firework is lit and every snowflake falls. Every second is flowing, and every miss is passing. I want to send you every blessing!

19. Christmas Eve! Countless stars light up and write your name in the sky. When the snow falls, I can send my thoughts and blessings to you.

20. The north wind is blowing, snowflakes are floating, fireworks are on, and Christmas is coming. SMS, blessing, gift, joy. Santa Claus comes to say hello, without my blessing. I wish you a happy Christmas Eve and a merry Christmas.

Naughty and lovely greetings The fourth snowflake is floating in the sky. Santa Claus is coming, smiling and carrying his pocket. You can choose your bag. Happiness is endless, and Jinshan Yinshan brings you. Good luck goes straight to the sky and you are happy. Merry Christmas!

Christmas is coming, let's choose a tree! The warmest Christmas tree: "Crystal"; The most authentic Christmas tree: "Sen"; The hottest Christmas tree: "inflammation"; The most expensive Christmas tree: "Xin". It doesn't matter what you choose, but merry Christmas!

Snowflakes are shining, pines are soaring, bells are jingling, deer and deer are happy step by step, hot pots and pans are flourishing, delicious food is fragrant, short messages are frequently transmitted, and happiness is spreading everywhere. I hope everyone will be healthy and have good luck every year! Merry Christmas!

Tie happiness to the Christmas tree and relax the joy of the countryside; Laughter is more charming than the stars, and the days together are not dark; Best wishes for dating Santa Claus. Every hug will be full of true love and fruit. Merry Christmas.

Snowflakes are melodious and stars are shining; Warm joy is with you; Carols ring, fireworks bloom, romance and joy surround you; Happy elk, jingling bells, good luck to you; Write short messages, convey true feelings, and have a long friendship. At Christmas, I wish you happiness all the time and every day!

Hello, I'm Santa Claus. My sleigh broke down this year, so I can't give you a present at home, but I haven't forgotten you. I will still quietly put a short message into your mobile phone as a gift at night. I hope you will be happy when you see it!

A Christmas tree full of flowers and a merry Christmas with snow. Bless a full Christmas hat and not less Christmas presents. Santa Claus ran away one by one, and all the gifts in his arms were delivered. Happiness is too heavy to worry about, so the reindeer pull the sleigh. Wish: Relax and Merry Christmas!

I'm not afraid of cold running all over the street. Yamazaki Road is too far and the chimney is smaller than him. Others laugh at his Santa Claus and will ask him to say hello to you for me when Christmas comes and tell you my best wishes: Happy holidays!

Wrap good luck around the Christmas tree to light up your life; Put happiness in Christmas stockings to accompany your future; Put happiness in a Christmas hat and decorate your dreams; Christmas, watch fireworks, show off your enthusiasm, wish you a pleasant journey and a happy life!

The fire gradually warmed the room and my swaying thoughts; Ornaments decorate the windows and my beautiful dreams; This season's greeting cards are colorful, and also colorful with my deep blessings. Close your eyes and make a wish. I just want to be by your side this Christmas Eve.

When you wake up in the morning, will you receive Christmas presents under the Christmas tree? Wearing a Christmas hat and reading the blessings on Christmas cards? Anyway, now, please look up at smiling Grandpa Sun and read my warm message. Have a good laugh. Christmas is great!

Why do we always expect Santa Claus to give us presents? Let's play Santa Claus together this year, bring happiness to our relatives, friends or strangers, smile at everyone and wish everyone a merry Christmas!

Christmas, I will send my blessing all the way, send you a Christmas tree, hang a string of happiness, tie happiness and wealth. May you be happy and not angry, pay attention to you with good luck, take care of you safely, and live a sweet and happy life!

Endless distance, endless cigarettes, endless socks, endless gift bags, because of your laughter, I don't feel tired. At Christmas, I wish you endless sweetness, endless money and endless happiness!

Sincere wishes, through the biting cold wind, accompanied by auspicious snowflakes, come into your eyes in a happy Christmas. I wish you a wonderful and happy day when Christmas comes!

When I am old, I will be Santa Claus. Put Pepsi-Cola, Hamburg, KFC, Rolex, BMW, Chanel ... all in big pockets and give them to you, my best friend! However, I am not old now, and I can only send you a blessing: Merry Christmas!

Send you a Christmas hat to clothe you with happiness and good luck; Send you a pair of Christmas socks, and you will be safe and happy; Send you a Christmas tree, and money and good luck will stop you; Send you a Christmas letter to support you with health and happiness. Merry Christmas!

The Christmas tree is full of good luck, carols convey warmth and sweetness, reindeer walk happily, sledges drag countless good luck, and Santa Claus looks for the happiest person with a happy smile. what are you reading? It is you! You got a gift!

I want to thank my friends for their concern when I am sad, for chatting with me when I am lonely and for sharing with me when I am happy. It's good to have you.

People are always prone to become numb in a boring life. Thank you for your grateful message, which let me know that there are people who are silently caring not far away, and also taught me to treat life with gratitude!

Gratitude, let us observe and cherish the people, things and things around us with satisfaction; Thanksgiving, let us gradually dull and numb days, found that life is so rich and full; Gratitude, let us understand and taste the gift of fate and the passion of life.

Today is Thanksgiving! Although I don't believe in Christ, I agree with gratitude. I really thank God for letting us know each other. I hope we can be good friends for life! Bless you and me, my dear friend, and may we spend this happy holiday together.

If life is a hike, you are my best donkey friend; If life is a play, you are my best partner; Thanksgiving is coming, thank you for your company all the time, and wish you peace and happiness! Happy thanksgiving!

Until one day, when I found that we were getting old, I realized that the most precious thing in the world is the friendship between friends! Friend, thank you for having you on the road of life. Happy thanksgiving!

There is something between heaven and earth called snow, which falls from the sky and falls to the ground; There is something in the world called love, which is born from self-attraction and harmonious in sublimation; One of my friends is you, whom I met by chance and stopped at eternity. Happy Thanksgiving.

Thanksgiving is coming, I thank my parents for giving me life, my teachers for teaching me to grow up healthily, my friends for letting me know the value of friendship, and you for making my life different.

Americans thank God for giving them enough food on Thanksgiving Day. I also want to thank God, because your company makes me worry-free, broad-minded and fat, so-please spend Thanksgiving with me!

Every sunny day will make me grateful! On this Thanksgiving Day, I sincerely thank you for letting me fight the heat, cold, rain and lightning with strong will and meaningless spirit without feeling tired and lonely.

When I am hungry, you let me taste delicious food; When it is cold, you make me feel warm; When I am lonely, you let me enjoy the excitement. Thanksgiving is coming, and I want to tell you tearfully: thank you, turkey!

Thank you for your concern, your help, and everything you have done for me ... Please accept my most sincere wishes on this grateful holiday, wishing you peace, happiness, health and happiness!

The heart is clean, the feelings are seamless, and a thank you is silent. I really appreciate your concern for me, my friend. Thanksgiving is coming, and I just want to wish you a deep blessing: May you be happy forever!

Sending a bunch of flowers on Thanksgiving Day is my compliment. Sending a letter on Thanksgiving Day is my blessing. Give a hug on Thanksgiving Day, that's my love. When the maple leaves are red, a happiness is passed on to you. Please pass it on.

Thanks to failure, I know the value of success, thanks to pain, thanks to setbacks, thanks to persistence, thanks to loneliness, thanks to friends. Happy Thanksgiving to you!

Today is Thanksgiving Day. I sincerely wish your relatives and friends will always accompany you and care for your heart. Happiness has always been with you, and you don't regret it; Happiness surrounds you, and good luck does not abandon you; Blessing covers you every year, and blessing holds you every day!

Naughty and lovely greetings Article 6 Happy New Year is coming. Send a cornucopia, with love in your heart, wealth in gold and wealth in silver, healthy career, friends and relatives, and always send blessings to have a sweet New Year!

Happy new year's day, next year. Happy Chinese New Year, sweet melon. Sacrifice the stove to make noodle soup, and send good luck safely. Clean the New Year, clean the courtyard. I wish you good health in advance in the New Year!

The new year has come, and I wish you all the hopes, dreams, waiting and efforts in the new year! I wish you all the best in the new year!

Setting off a bunch of fireworks, generate shines brilliantly; Post a pair of Spring Festival couplets to express hope for the Spring Festival; Prepare a table of New Year's Eve dinner to unite the strength of family members; Send a short message with sincere wishes. Happy new year!

There are countless blessings in the new year, many wishes in the new year, and the greetings in the new year are still beautiful. At this warm moment, I send my most sincere wishes, wishing you health, peace and happiness in the new year!

The new year of God of Wealth is coming. Good luck. Good mood and good health, I wish you a better life; If you have money, you can take care of your family. I wish you a rich life. Please accept your wishes for your happiness and early development. Happy new year!

At the beginning of the new year, I especially wish you: great wealth, unexpected wealth, and rolling financial resources; The official luck is prosperous and the luck is always prosperous; Relatives, lovers, friends, everyone is safe. Happy Spring Festival and all the best!

Elegant people can tell by looking at their backs. Those who strive for progress will know by listening to footsteps. Kind people can see it from their smiling faces. Confident people can tell by looking at their eyes. Lucky man, look at you. Happy new year!

Get on the Health Express, walk along Happiness Avenue, hold Jade Ruyi, carry the gold ingot, carry the safe fruit and auspicious tree, and then give them to you. Don't be too moved! Because I want you to have a happy New Year!

Naughty and lovely greetings 7 1. Send you a Christmas tree, Merry Christmas can't stop. Send you a Christmas hammer, sweet and romantic. Give you a pair of Christmas socks, and you will get rich if you are lucky. Christmas gifts, happy words and happy mood all depend on you!

The horn of the festival sounded and romantic candlelight appeared. Cheerful dance steps jump and light music plays. The spark of happiness is lit and Christmas wishes are sent out. I wish you a merry Christmas and happiness forever!

The wind is ringing intoxicating bells, and every sound is my blessing to you. May my blessing turn into a little star, accompany you on this Christmas Eve, have a wonderful Christmas Eve, and wish you a merry Christmas!

4. Lucky reindeer are running, and quiet silver bells are jingling; Happy snowflakes are flying, happy sleds are flying; The kind old man smiled and Christmas presents were coming. The joy of happiness is spreading, and sincere wishes are passing: Merry Christmas!

When Christmas wishes come, worries and troubles will take a detour. I wish you a refreshing mood, a happy and leisurely life, full of affection, sweet love, strong body, successful career, moist life and long-term happiness. Merry Christmas!

6. There has been a problem bothering me these days. You are obviously not a chicken. Why does everyone wish you a merry Christmas?

7. The bells of Christmas Eve echoed on the path. I send you a sincere Christmas tree, flashing the review of our friendship and full of my blessings. May good luck always take care of you, and may you be safe and happy all your life.

When Christmas comes, please erect a chimney to make way for Santa Claus. Please hang up your socks and get ready to put the happy gift in your pocket. I wish you a happy smile in the new year, which can penetrate the sky!

9. Christmas really feels so lonely! Because I don't have you around, I really miss you, and I really want you to spend this romantic Christmas Eve with me.

10. May the bright and festive Christmas candle warm every day and night of the year. Merry Christmas and Happy New Year to you!

1 1. On the occasion of Christmas, I have only one thing to tell you. I didn't have breakfast or lunch today. See you after work.

12. Do you know who celebrates Christmas? I don't know, it's your holiday, it's Christmas! Idiot.

13. Jingle, Jingle, Jingle; Warm smile on the face, blessing words in the heart; A few lines of text messages, every word is well-written! I wish you a merry Christmas and long happiness!

14. Sloppy, haven't you received the gift yet? I just met Santa Claus, and your smelly socks scared him. But he asked me to give you a message: wash your socks and give you a present next year. Merry Christmas.

15. Good memories bring deep blessings, and warm thoughts bring silent prayers. Take care and return as you wish! In this winter vacation, I wish you a merry Christmas with this little message!

16. There is a tree full of stars, and auspicious stars are hung high; There is an old man who is very popular and a good star for everyone. There is a chimney for you to pass through and move forward happily; There is a blessing that spreads love everywhere and walks with happiness. Merry Christmas!

17. Tie a fast knot for your happiness, turn your loneliness into a piece of paper, let happiness surround you, let good luck report to you, and make you giggle all the time, so it's warm until you get old. Merry Christmas!

18. Hello! I'm Santa Claus. I have a present for you, but I find there is no chimney in your house. Please tear down the roof of your house after receiving the text message so that I can give gifts. Merry Christmas!

19. It is said that meteors are responsive, and I am willing to stay under the starry sky until a star is touched by me and falls on your pillow with my blessing. Merry Christmas to you! Happy forever!

20. Romance in the cold winter is like snowflakes flying. The words in the wind are like vines. In the candlelight flickering Christmas, the silver bell rings in the ear. In the eyes of the lover, there is a hidden expectation for the future. Merry Christmas!

Naughty and lovely greetings 8 1. Snow is fluttering, deer bells are ringing, and the sweet Christmas Eve is coming again. What a wonderful Christmas! Merry Christmas to you, dear!

2. It is my infinite congratulations to miss the fragrance of flowers in one season. May your youth be full of flowers and fragrance. I wish you a merry Christmas and eternal youth!

On Christmas Eve, I very much hope that I can pray for a century of peace for you, because I have loved you for a long time, and I hope I can be your partner tonight.

This Christmas is strange. Santa Claus not only didn't give me a gift, but also stole my heart. He also proudly said: I will help you give your heart to the person who is reading the message now, and wish him a merry Christmas!

Christmas is the day when Jesus was born, the moment when happiness came, the moment when good luck surrounded and the season when happiness was sent out. I wish you a good mood every day and everything goes well. Merry Christmas.

6. pay attention! An old man with a white beard and a red robe often sneaks into residents' homes at night and puts things that make people happy and deadly. The discoverer should call the police immediately, and the alarm code is: Merry Christmas! You will get lifelong happiness in return.

7. I want to say something every Christmas, but I have no chance. Now I can't hold on any longer. Please take away the socks you left on my sofa!

Because of you, I feel the warmth of the world. I miss you day and night because of you. Because of you, my heart is sweet on holidays. I sincerely wish you a merry Christmas!

9. The most romantic Christmas snow makes everyone happy. The most affordable Christmas boots are full of gifts. The warmest Christmas tree, sparkling is a gift. The warmest Christmas hat is full of blessings and smiles.

10. From the past to today, what remains unchanged is my sincerity, which soothes the pain of your life. I wish you love as deeply as gold, and offer all the true feelings in my heart. I miss you, love you, and wish you a merry Christmas and happiness forever.

1 1. I hope that when I wait for Christmas, I will drag an elaborate Christmas card in my hand, send it to my name in my arms, and send my most sincere wishes: Merry Christmas!

12. Christmas, there is Santa Claus, you and me. On this day, I want to tell you that you are the most beautiful in the world and I love you the most in my life! Merry Christmas!

13. When is the spring flower and autumn moon? What do you know about festivals? Now that Christmas is coming again, we can't lack happy wishes. Asking how much you can worry about is like a bunch of festivals. Let nature take its course and follow the crowd! Merry Christmas and wish you happiness.

14. Dear friend: Although my body can't spend Christmas with you, my spirit is always with you. I have no money to give you a gift because of the stock market crash. This is the most priceless gift, my blessing!

15. I feel so lonely at Christmas because I don't have you around; In fact, I really miss you, and I really want you to spend this romantic Christmas Eve with me.

16. Merry Christmas. I won't think of you only on special days, but I will definitely let you receive my blessing at Christmas.

17. Give you a happy egg with health as the center and happiness as the radius. Eggs may be troublesome to stay away from you and difficult to miss you; Eggs wish good luck, fall in love with you, and wealth entangles you! Merry Christmas!

18. Send you a hexagonal snowflake: one corner is full of happiness, one corner is full of happiness, one corner is full of romance, one corner is full of sweetness, and the other corner is full of blessings. Merry Christmas to you!

19. Are you looking forward to another Christmas? Prepare socks early and wait for Santa Claus to come; If you want to pile up gifts, soak your feet to get rid of the smell; In case Santa Claus gets smoked as soon as he arrives. What are you still looking at? Go and wash your feet!

20. Christmas has a surprise: it's not a turkey, so don't worry about bird flu; Not a gift, don't worry about bombs; But I have good news for you. You can have a day off today. Of course, the premise is to remember to ask for leave first!