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Speech on Consumer Rights Day

1. 3 15, to remind you, watch carefully when shopping, don't buy white steamed bread, don't eat red chicken wings, distinguish between pork and mutton, be greedy and be careful of sheep essence, check QS when shopping, complain about forged trademarks quickly, and don't be silent when you find fake goods. You and I are safe in the market, and rest assured that consumption depends on everyone! 3. 15, let's act together.

Two, three.15 for you? Be careful? what's up Eye of fire? Distinguish between authenticity and falsehood; Unwilling to send? what's up Smart and strong? Punish evil and promote good. I wish you a happy consumption and a happy life.

3.3 15 Rights Protection Day, someone complained to the Consumers Association that he only ate half a crab fried rice cake and demanded compensation from the operator. The operator disagreed, and the operator retorted: If someone eats a bowl of beef noodle soup, should the operator put a cow in the bowl? Want to buy an old woman's cake, should the operator give it to his wife for free?

4. 3. 15, consumer and rights day, stressing honesty, anti-fraud, learning more, insight, using technology to fight counterfeiting, using green, consuming, using wisdom and safeguarding rights. Good luck, buy real goods, good goods. Encounter or fake and shoddy goods, firm rights protection, always happy.

5. I am an unscrupulous businessman, specializing in selling expired products and selling expired filling sadness. You can't unscrew it. I can't swallow the melancholy of selling expired bags. I wish you a happy Rights Protection Day on March 15!

Six, hypocrisy, playing the ghost cry wolf howl; Defeat hypocrisy and flee everywhere; Let the true feelings warm the world and let the kindness spread everywhere. 3. 15 consumer protection day, I wish you to eliminate the fake drops around you, and the beauty will never fall!

Seven, let counterfeit products get farther and farther away from you and me, and let the quality be excellent; Let fake and shoddy products get out of your sight and make the price fair; 3. 15 consumer rights protection day, let's fight against counterfeiting together and do our part for safe consumption!

Eight, handsome and unconditional, happy indefinitely, regardless of the Consumers Association, I have to wish you happiness forever!

Nine, the annual 3. 15, fidelity and counterfeiting are indispensable. There are many kinds of goods, the means of promotion is treasure, the integrity of merchants is very important, and shopping is smart. It is 3. 15. I hope you enjoy shopping after receiving the text message.

10, 3 15 Rights Protection Day, let life become better, let conscience destroy black heart, let sincerity eat greed, let enthusiasm warm and selfish, let love affect cruelty, I wish everyone happiness and everything can be comfortable!

1 1.3. 15 Consumer Protection Day Notice: Your friendship with me is heavy and there is no shortage of weight; My blessing to you is true, and it will never be fake. Your friendship with me has passed the test of time and won national inspection exemption. Hey hey! Have fun!

Twelve, lack of two pounds, can not turn a blind eye; Fake and shoddy, can not sit idly by; Adhere to justice, learn to protect rights, 3. 15 Consumer Rights Protection Day, let's supervise together to reassure consumers!

1. After a person leaves the shop with satisfaction, the boss: How dare he give us counterfeit money! ? Boss:? Sample, I didn't know our money detector was fake, too?

Second,? When you sell food in the street, you should add a dust cover. ? Fake terrapin, not local snacks! ?

Third, customers:? I didn't seem to order a fly when I ordered it! ? Waiter as cool as a cucumber: This is our specialty. ?

4. Today is 3. 15. After evaluating the quality of our friendship, it is found that there are actually three products, and there is no reason to be indefinite. If you can't help it, just use it, don't look for a consumer association! Ha ha!

Verb (abbreviation of verb) Complainant: Now everyone advocates 3. 15 every day? . Merchant:? Shit! Every day is 3. 15? ! You think it's a record slider!

Sixth,? The person who can read the following words completely is hired as the special assistant to the general manager. The annual salary is 200,000. This is not a problem. This is a problem. ? 3. 15 Tip: This is a typical false advertisement.

Seven, customers? Yours Yuanxiao is very cultured! Reminds me of a great poet. ? Boss? Thank you. Who do you have in mind? Clients? Li (Li) is white?

Eight,? I only learned to swim once with your lifebuoy. ? Thank you for your compliment. ? You are too modest. The lifebuoy deflated at the sight of water, so I had to swim hard. ?

9. Customer:? I buy nine taels of meat! ? Manufacturer:? 9 two meats are not easy to settle accounts, you only need one catty! ? Guest:? All the same. Every time I ask for a kilo, you only give me 920. ?

Ten, the cold drink department sells new products: the feeling of heartache? 20 yuan, one. The customer bought a copy out of curiosity. Suddenly feel heartache-just a cup of boiled water!

Eleven, dumplings shop, two customers are arguing whether to eat wonton or noodles. Then a customer suddenly woke up. So they are studying food mildew chemistry? .

Twelve, a customer called the restaurant owner and said: Why is there chicken feathers in this red-cooked chicken? The boss said, well, it's our anti-counterfeiting mark!

Thirteen, the steamed stuffed bun in the cage is white and fat, which makes the customers overjoyed. If you buy it and dip it in vinegar, you should untie it, and each root should be smoked into a garlic. An epiphany? Today, I finally understand that heat rises and contracts? .

14. Customer? Alas, this piece of meat is still a specialty, how can there be so many pieces of meat! ? Boss? Sliced meat! Isn't the meat not slippery a false advertisement?