Mid-Autumn Festival creative funny blessing SMS?

The lonely moon in the stars knows, the shy clouds in the sunset know, the butterflies with fragrant flowers know, the gentle wind in the grass knows, the lingering heart in the dream knows, the sour tears in my heart know, and you know my thoughts! Please remember my blessing: Happy Mid-Autumn Festival! Don't say I'm heartless, at least I sent you a dime message, which wasted the battery power and risked my life by electromagnetic radiation, so I wish you a happy Mid-Autumn Festival in advance, regardless of the consequences! When the Mid-Autumn Festival comes, a message carries six fragrances: one fragrance gives you a cash cow, two fragrances give you noble help, three fragrances give you a good job, four fragrances give you no worries, five fragrances give you a full box of money, and six fragrances give you eternal well-being. Happy Mid-Autumn Festival! If you dare to be unhappy in the Mid-Autumn Festival, I will beat your face into a color screen, your head into vibration, your ears into chords, and your whole body into a straight board. If you are depressed, you will be folded. If you dare again, I'll beat you into a second-hand one! The Mid-Autumn Festival is coming. Buy you a Mercedes-Benz-it's too expensive. Please travel abroad-waste; Please eat the sea-it hurts your stomach; Send you a rose-misunderstanding; Give you a kiss-no; I have to send you a message wishing you happiness-benefits! Your smile makes your heart beat; When you look at it, the world is shocked; Your stop, traffic paralysis; When you sweat, the sea overflows; You look good without dressing up; When you dress up, the universe is amazed-beauty, I wish you a happy Mid-Autumn Festival! According to the Mid-Autumn Festival special law, you are sentenced to life imprisonment for happiness, deprived of the right to life depression, and all your pains and troubles are confiscated. This judgment is final and will be executed immediately. Happy forever! Fall back!

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