Which major events occurred in 2016? Am I giving away a secret?

—Introduction 2016 left gently, just as 2017 came gently. 2016 waved its sleeves without taking away a trace of haze. To use a saying that has been used since primary school composition, it is said that time flies, and the years are like a shuttle. Have all the people and things experienced in the past 16 years been scattered to the end of the world with the wind? Listen to a song and take a breath. Reminisce about 2016, scroll down, read the following words, repeat a routine, and awaken your dusty memories... - January: David Bowie is gone, and the two-child policy is here

January , the rock icon David Bowie passed away due to lung cancer. The lightning dims, the black star rises, and the whole world mourns. As a rock fan, this natural section pays high respect to David Bowie. The first year David Bowie left, I missed him.

In January, China fully opened up the possibility of having a second child, and the battle for only children to compete for the love of their parents has officially begun... Many netizens have complained: they are not allowed to have children at an age when they can have children, and they are allowed to have children at an age when they are not. ..February: Does Leonardo DiCaprio’s award have something to do with gravitational waves?

In February, DiCaprio ended his 22-year "running" career and finally won an Oscar. It immediately caused a sensation on all social networks... How did you feel at that time? Does the feeling of constantly checking Weibo and waiting for news remind you of checking scores in the college entrance examination? Does seeing Xiao Lizi get the Oscar make you feel like you have passed a certain line...

February, human beings After a century of waiting, humans detected gravitational waves for the first time, and human exploration of the universe began the Age of Discovery. Scientists are excited, singles are heartbroken -? Even two black holes are played together, why are you still single?

March: A4 waist conquers the earth and there is a battle between man and machine

After the ice bucket challenge, another crazy show for everyone: A4 waist, you can touch your belly button with your backhand Eyes... In fact, body shape represents a person's self-control ability, but it does not necessarily have to meet certain requirements to be qualified. Everyone has their own advantages. Although there is no A4 waist, there is still a 2B face...

AlphaGo, the artificial intelligence program developed by Google, attracted worldwide attention when it defeated South Korean Go player Lee Sedol four to one. This marks the coming of the era of artificial intelligence. ?April: Kobe Bryant retires

Kobe Bryant, who played in the NBA for 20 years, not only left a deep purple-gold mark on the youthful memories of countless fans, but also after that, veterans such as Garnett and Duncan also All retired. The youth of a generation has become heavier with their departure. May: The biggest scapegoat in the universe is "Mercury retrograde"

To put it simply, Mercury orbits the sun like the Earth, but when Mercury moves in a different orbit direction than the Earth, on the Earth Watching Mercury produces the visual effect of Mercury traveling backwards. Mercury retrograde is often referred to simply as "Mercury retrograde" in astrology. Mercury retrograde affects memory, communication, transportation, communications, etc., which can cause everything to go wrong and make people feel depressed. Didn't do well? Mercury retrograde! Broke up? Mercury retrograde! Auntie isn't coming? I told you that Mercury is retrograde!

June: Brexit

This generation has witnessed a meteor shower once in 100 years, a total lunar eclipse once in 1,000 years, a beautiful woman once in 4,000 years, and life. The long-awaited Brexit, coupled with Cameron's resignation... Forget about everything else, what will happen to the children who are taking exams? Is it really okay to have so many history test points appear out of nowhere? …July: Where Are the Pokémon?

In July, a mobile game called "Pokemon GO" became popular in Europe and the United States. In order to play the game, otakus who did not go out took to the streets. Many slimmers also regarded playing this game as In order to lose weight, some players even fell off a bridge to play games, which resulted in a murder.

Since "Pokemon GO" was launched, mom no longer has to worry about you staying at home and playing on your mobile phone, because you will go out to play on your mobile phone... August: Pakistan Railway trial, women's volleyball team won the championship

August 2, The "Airbus" designed and developed by my country and with fully independent intellectual property rights - the Pakistan Railway No. 1 test vehicle has started comprehensive testing in Beidaihe District, Qinhuangdao, Hebei. It was rated as "one of the best and most significant breakthrough inventions in the world's science and technology field" by the American "Times" magazine.

On August 21, Beijing time, in the Rio Olympics women’s volleyball final, the Chinese women’s volleyball team defeated Serbia 3-1. The Chinese women's volleyball team once again stood on the highest podium of the Olympic Games after 12 years. This soul-stirring and counter-attack moved the Chinese audience thousands of miles away. Their shouts at critical moments and their outbursts in times of danger always arouse the familiar feeling in the hearts of many Chinese people: the spirit and soul of the women's volleyball team.

September: iPhone7 is released, Papa Ma acquires KFC

September, with the gentle autumn breeze and thousands of yellow leaves, is a good season for cutting kidneys. The iPhone 7 was launched, with a groundbreaking elimination of the headphone jack design. The large-scale innovation made everyone happy (feng) hear (kuang) and enjoy (tu) see (cao). I heard that many boys received similar text messages from their girlfriends that night: "It's my birthday soon. Please don't buy me a 128G shiny black iPhone 7. It's too expensive."

9 At the beginning of the month, everyone's Weibo and Moments must have been flooded with this piece of information...that is, Jack Ma's father spent $460 million to buy KFC! As soon as the news came out, a new inspirational joke immediately appeared on the Internet: 30 years ago, Jack Ma went to KFC for an interview and was rejected. In fact, he was rejected when he was rejected for the interview! It's not that big of a deal... But it is said that 25 people went to KFC for interviews, and the other 24 people were accepted. Jack Ma was the only one who didn't apply. Well, this is a bit embarrassing... But now Jack Ma uses With the strength, he bought the entire KFC and completed the "counterattack". October: Bob Dylan wins the Nobel Prize for Literature

Singers who don’t want to win the Nobel Prize are not good cooks. The Nobel Prize in Literature tells us that literary creation has no boundaries. For this year's Nobel Prize in Literature, a large part of the public feels sorry for the Japanese writer Haruki Murakami, who has been regarded as a favorite for the Nobel Prize in Literature for eight consecutive years since 2009. Maybe Haruki Murakami can only compete for the Grammys. I wonder if it’s too late to practice guitar now...

November: The US election ends and Trump is elected president

In November, Trump won the presidential election, and the United States welcomed its first middle-aged and elderly president who was addicted to Twitter and was a joker. But speaking of it, with two 70-year-old men arguing like this over a job, what reason do you have for not working hard in 2017? ! ! ! December: To the busy self

December may be the busiest month for everyone. Final exams, CET-4 and CET-6, postgraduate entrance exams, and finally the Spring Festival Ticket Rush. If you have passed these, let us welcome 2017 together! I wish you all a happy New Year in advance!

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