What are the cold and funny messages in the early summer?

Xiaoming has been begging his mother to let him become an artist. Her mother said, "You are still young. Let's talk about it later. Xiaoming didn't give up and kept begging his mother. Finally, her mother couldn't stand it anymore. To be honest, she said, "We were born with red beans, and we can't be barley. Give it up! 」

The hen is pregnant. One day, she and the rooster were watching TV at home. The hen said, "honey, I have a stomachache." It may be fetal movement. " The rooster said, "You have no fetal movement! Your egg obviously hurts! "