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1, Send you Bajie on May 1 ST: Seven commandments after meals: one abstains from smoking, two abstains from eating fruit immediately, three abstains from relaxing your belt, drinks tea immediately under temptation, five abstains from walking, six abstains from taking a bath immediately, and seven abstains from sleeping immediately! Bajie: Do you remember? .

2. Hello, we are from the courier company. There is a package for you, which contains: a bag of sweetness, a bag of happiness, a bucket of happiness, a box of peace and a blessing. Please check it. Happy May Day!

On the occasion of May Day, I send a loyal blessing: I sincerely wish you and your family a happy holiday! Men work to raise women, women work to raise men, Lao Tzu works to raise sons, and sons work to raise grandchildren, so society develops!

Labor day is coming. I wish you a fortune and set foot on Marlboro, a career in Hongtashan, a lover better than Ashima, and financial resources all over Greater China!

5. You are a book, a bag, a mouse, a cat, wood, glue, meat and a knife! Since the relationship is so good, you can pay for the May Day meal. Happy May Day!

6. It's May Day, and I'll give you a shockproof suit to escape easily in an earthquake. Send you a radiation protection suit, healthy and happy; Send you a love coat, love is sweet all your life; I'll give you work clothes. I don't rest today. Happy May Day!

7, Labor Day does not work, this thing is very reliable, count the happy stars, how can you be the host, stay at home, stroll outside and press the road, send a text message to you, I wish you a colorful mood on Labor Day!

8. System prompt: Recently, it has been detected that your fatigue index has gone up in a straight line, while sentiment index has dropped a little. For the beauty of the world, for the harmony of society and for a colorful life, I suggest you have a good rest and enjoy it during the May Day holiday!