Be concerned about your girlfriend's humorous short messages, the more the better.

1, I met you among thousands of people and in thousands of years. I caught up with you without a step earlier or a step later, but I gently asked you, "hello ~!" Pig head! Can you be my girlfriend? "

2. Dear, I have bought the ticket! The starting point is this life and the end point is the afterlife. Please obey the eternal rules when you get on the bus! People and hearts should not stick out of the car at will! Don't jump in the middle I hope we can love each other forever! Never separate-inseparable

If I can, I'd rather be a child and stand in front of you empty-handed, expecting your pity. If I can, I'd rather be a beggar and walk by your door. I long for your love in my empty bowl.

I am your dog, and you are my little bone. Even if I fall into the sewer, I will pick it up and go with it.

I don't think you are a qualified friend. You'd better switch to be my wife!

6. Rose, yours; Chocolate, yours; Diamond ring, yours; You, mine.

7. Not every flower can represent love, but roses do; Not every tree can stand dryness, but poplar can; Not every pig can receive a text message, but you did it; Not everyone likes pigs, but I did it.

I accidentally sent you "I love you" by mistake. If you accept it, keep it. If you don't accept it, send these three words back to me.

9. Without you, the color is single. Without you, food is tasteless. Without you, I am empty!

10. Now when I wake up every day, all I see in my mobile phone is your sunny smile. I really want to wake up one day, and the first thing I touch is your real flower-like sweet sleep. ......

1 1. If you receive this message, you like me; If you delete it, you have a crush on me; If you reply, you just want to marry me; If not, you promise to marry me; If you modify it, it will be mine; If you save it, the rest of your life will be mine.

12, your hesitation period has expired. Don't be half-hearted! From today on, only be gentle and considerate, not bullying; Only love, no hate; Just laugh, don't cry.

I copied it, but I don't mind.