2013 Essay: What did Edison think of mobile phones?

2013 composition: How does Edison view mobile phones

I am Edison. I have been dead for many years. I should be JB this year (Author's note: According to our foreigners' calling habits, the name is to be On the other hand, BEIJING College Entrance Examination (I will call it JB College Entrance Examination for short) requires me to temporarily live in today’s society for a week. In all conscience, I have to go through life and death for this JB College Entrance Examination. Is it easy for me?

JB is really a beautiful city. I just arrived here. Wow, there are so many handsome guys trying to sell black fungus. Wow, there are many experts selling tape recorders. There are so many of them. Money, just talking about bank card balance, I would be embarrassed to hand it out if it doesn’t have billions. Although I am also a person who has seen the world, I am a little ashamed at the moment. I think I should go around Shuangjiang and ride Mengge to abandon JB and return to my hometown as soon as it gets dark.

It never got dark, and I was walking when I suddenly heard two experts talking about me.

"If Edison came to live in the 21st century for a week, what would be the most novel thing for him?"

"I wonder if the mobile phone would let him Is it incredible? ”

“I agree, the mobile phone is a symbol of the information age, it can be called a handheld computer, and its rich functions will definitely make this great inventor feel novel.”

"The widespread use of mobile phones has profoundly affected people's communication methods, thoughts, emotions and concepts. Perhaps this is something Edison did not expect."

After listening to these two experts During the conversation, I was speechless. I can guarantee it with my personality. Although there are many novel and incredible things in this world, I don’t find it novel at all when it comes to mobile phones. The things I invented back then are not novel and incredible at all. Unbelievable? The sight of rich and handsome people, and the black fungus for sale in public are not enough to make me feel novel, let alone a mobile phone?

Long before I died, I predicted that there would be a mobile phone in the 21st century. I could have invented the mobile phone at that time, but I didn’t want it to appear in society too early.

In fact, I have been using mobile phones, but my views on mobile phones are different from those of these two JB experts. I think mobile phones are not perfect. They are very convenient when used well, but they can easily cause trouble when used poorly.

Just a while ago, my mobile phone suddenly received a call from Hainan: "Hey, principal, have you brought the 6 little friends you promised me?" I know it was a typo, but I have never been a principal, and I dare not call myself a principal. I can't afford to embarrass someone.

One day, my cell phone beeped again. When I looked at it, it turned out that I had received a text message: "It's burned, it's burned. Don't worry about chopping chickens. Don't worry about opening Maotai." Brother Yi Looking at this incoherent text message, I knew it must have been sent by mistake again. I don’t know what this brother burned to be so excited.

In addition to the commonly used functions of making calls, sending and receiving text messages, mobile phones can also surf the Internet, take photos, record videos, etc., which indeed has a great impact on the way people communicate. I still remember one time I received a pornographic photo. I looked at it and forwarded it to someone else. Unexpectedly, someone called me: "Brother, can 300,000 be enough? Destroy these photos completely and give me your bank card number." I promise to get the money within 24 hours. "Of course I didn't promise him, I didn't know him at all, and I didn't want their money, let alone just a photo, how could I ask for that much money?

So, I think there is nothing novel about mobile phones. Although mobile phones are indeed very convenient and important to our lives, they are also very common. With the development of human society to this day, what makes people feel novel and incredible is not mobile phones or computers. In a word, it is not any new inventions or new products. Judging from my feelings when I came to JB this time, it made me What is novel and incredible is that there are not many inventions of technological products, but there are more and more types of people.

As soon as it gets dark, I will go back.

Looking at the rich second generation on JB Street, those who are fighting for their father are still fighting for their father, and Meimei, Lulu and Bingbing are still selling black fungus. Brother had no nostalgia, threw away his cell phone, turned around and left, hiding his merit and fame.