Please give me a lot of good night and good morning SMS greetings, the more the better! Want fresh ones! Not repeated!

Have fewer reasons, be more generous, have a sweeter mouth, be less tempered, move faster, be more efficient, smile more, and be more creative.

On this special day, all the blessings and greetings carry our love, crowded in your wine glass, red and deep, to the bottom of your heart.

I am happy and worry-free, but you are worried and heartbroken; I am flirtatious, but you are infatuated and heartbroken; thank you for paying so much for me and making me truly moved by you.

Since I received your love, I seem to have seen light in the endless darkness, found a clear spring in the endless desert, and found a flower among the rocks. How can I not thank you?

Pain is best for others, happiness is your own, trouble will be temporary, friends are always eternal; no big deal! Brother, I wouldn’t be where I am today without your encouragement. Thank you.

You are a big tree. I rely on you to dream in spring, flourish in summer, mature in autumn, and think in winter. You guide me to find the beauty of life. Thank you for your embrace and the beauty you bestow!

There is a kind of tacit understanding called heart-to-heart connection, a kind of feeling called wonderful, and a kind of happiness called having you by your side. Thank you, friend! Because of you, my life can be more colorful.

Thank you for walking with me yesterday, sharing today, and welcoming tomorrow. May your life with me be wonderful every day, safe every step, happy every moment, satisfactory every minute, and happy every second.

What was once strange does not mean eternity. Inadvertently, the tacit understanding of feelings continues our friendship. During the lonely journey, I receive your sincere care every day. I am grateful: I have you walking with me in the world of mortals.

When I’m sweet, you are my baby; when I’m bored, you’re my cat; when I’m sad, you’re my big brother; when you’re acting coquettishly, you’re the one I rely on; in fact, what I most want to tell you loudly is You, you are everything to me.

Although we have known each other for such a short time, your influence on me has been so profound. Thank you forever, my best friend!

Your guidance has given my heart wings of ideals. No matter what happens tomorrow, I have to say thank you from the bottom of my heart!

Thank you for being willing to come into my life and play the role of a friend. Maybe you are not the only one, but you are the best!

Thank you to God, thank you to earth, and thank you to the Internet for allowing you and me to meet! Although I don’t know that you are a slut, my love for you is increasing day by day, so I will tell you when you can.

I entrust a piece of cloud to bring you a blessing, and at the same time sincerely say to you: Thank you! 4 Humorous stories 4 Humorous web articles 4 Classic web articles 4 Humorous text messages

With you, the world is more wonderful; with you, the starry sky is brighter; with you, the world is warmer; with you, I Feel happier!

On the long night road, seeing the light of fire is hope; in the cold winter, seeing the light of fire is warmth. My friend, you are the light of my life, you give me hope and warmth!

I wish your career will continue to develop like Marxism, your charm will shine like Mao Zedong Thought, your love will be like Deng Xiaoping Theory interpreting the story of spring, and your money will keep pace with the times like the Three Represents!

A lost elf gave me a treasure box full of happiness. The moment I opened it, happiness poured out to you who was reading the text message. I wish you and your family happiness forever and every day!

What you open is auspiciousness, what you see is good luck. May all expectations and blessings flow to you. I hope you feel comfortable and everything goes well. May these good wishes turn into the most sincere greetings and pass them to you: Happy One hundred percent, life is more exciting! Welcome to the SMS Encyclopedia

Please accept my most sincere sincerity and blessings in your busy work; may my blessings eliminate the fatigue caused by a day's work; may happiness and joy accompany you every day of your life. one day.

There are faint poems in the long clouds, lingering feelings in the faint poems, and my gentle greetings in the lingering feelings! I wish you all the best.

Is your cold better? Pay attention to your health, drink more water, and get more rest. People are constantly leaving or entering in life, so what you see is lost, what you remember is forgotten, and there are constant gains and losses in life. Lost, so the invisible can be seen

It is said that tonight, the ghost is still lingering, the dead light appears again, and the ghost is wandering around! May the ghost hear my call and come to celebrate your birthday in the middle of the night, with a pale face, green eyes, and dry hands touching your face, and say to you on my behalf: Good night!

Your cold appearance cannot hide your fiery heart; your unruly long hair cannot hide your kind eyes. You must be kind and have a bodhisattva heart to help all sentient beings. But I have been talking for a long time, brother, can you give me some money...

Do you want me to sing a song for you to relieve your sadness and loneliness? Do you want me to pour you a glass of water and maybe cry? You will be thirsty later; do you want me to chat with you and listen to you tell your thoughts?

The white clouds never promise to stay or stay in the sky, but they stay with you day and night; the scenery never tells the eyes about eternity, but it is always beautiful; the stars never promise light to the night, but they work hard to shine; I have not always been with you. Contact but always concerned!

Looking up is spring, bowing your head is autumn, may all happiness accompany you; the full moon is poetry, the missing moon is painting, may all joy follow you. I wish you all success and happiness!

Success in life is not about getting a good card, but how to play the bad cards well. When the mind becomes calm, the spirit becomes eternal. Friends, give yourself a smile and you will see the sun is new every day. Welcome to the SMS Encyclopedia

After walking through mountains and rivers, there are highs and lows under our feet; we have experienced ups and downs, but we still have to search; life is busy, with more and more gained and lost. Little by little, the most important thing is to be happy!

What you open is auspiciousness, and what you see is good luck. May all expectations and blessings flow to you. I hope you feel comfortable and everything goes well. May these beautiful wishes turn into sincere blessings for you: be happy. 100%, life is more exciting!

Send a few messages in your spare time, be more humorous and less troubled, be kind to yourself and be optimistic, think of good things when you are depressed, stand tall in the face of difficulties with a smile, treat others sincerely without asking for retribution, be peaceful and happy.

I want you to taste the coffee I just brewed, just like tasting our friendship, but the long distance lengthens this simple wish. I have no choice but to let the rich aroma carry long thoughts and greet you from afar.

Please hang my greetings on the laurel tree, Chang'e, so that you can see it in the dark night; sprinkle my greetings gently in the wind, even if you are at the end of the world, It can also make you feel it.

Watch the flowers falling in a dream, taste the delicious black bean sauce, listen to a childhood story, read someone else’s diary, report arrival, drink some water, express your feelings, and say hello. Send a text to say hello!

A blurry neon light, a long journey of life, a cup of fresh Kung Fu tea, a cup of mellow Erguotou, a true lover, a rare love of the years.

There is a kind of Qi called luck, which can make you turn misfortune into good luck, and make your misfortunes turn into good fortune; there is a kind of Qi called blessing, which can make you worry-free and safe throughout your life. Now I give them to you, so that they will always be with you!

Your heavenly palace is full, your earthly pavilion is round, and your earlobes reach to your shoulders. You really look like a wealthy person! Hey, don't move, you still have a happy face, it seems good things are coming! Sir, I finally found you. Please lend me a dollar.

Good luck to you at the start of the machine. May the office go smoothly, life will be better and better, the lottery will be mid-term, good luck will come every day, card games will be won, the taste will be good every time, the longer you live, the younger you will be, at home. Gold comes out and banknotes grow on the wall.

No matter how hard it is, my lover will miss you and will never stop thinking about you. Even though we don’t meet often, I will still send you a message about missing you and turn the chatting time into a bridge. I wish you a good sleep every day and smile after reading the message.

One portion of persistence, two portions of sincerity, three portions of confusion, four portions of pity, five cents of tears, six taels of tenderness, seven cups of romance, eight cents of love fire, nine trials, and a perfect result.

The peach blossoms lie across my window lattice, and the footsteps of the blooming flowers startle my shy poems; the birds on the trees jump and laugh, and the joy infects the green spores on the branches. What are you waiting for? Take my encouragement and set off towards your dreams!

I think we will be together. I am waiting for you to fulfill your promise to me. I feel very happy. I am no longer a lonely wandering fish. I have a shore to live in. A shore. You're there at one end.

The flowers bloomed and fell, the birds came and went. I remember when I was young, we all loved chatting and laughing. We clapped our hands and bent over. We used to jump the rubber band when we were young. Friends, when things go wrong, think of rubber bands.

Greetings to you, my friend: I send you sunshine to evaporate your pain, and I send you drizzle to wash away the dirt for you. I will send you shooting stars, take away your nightmares, send you colorful clouds, and attract bright flowers for you. Are you happy?

Still working? You must have been very busy during this time. Pay attention to rest and don't be too tired. For example, don’t read this text message.

Smile at night and have a good sleep. Smile in the morning and life will be sentimental. Smile after work and it will be joyful and lively. Smile when you are troubled and throw away all your sorrows. Smile when you receive a text message and feel how wonderful life is. .

Wherever the sun shines, there is my silent blessing, and when the moonlight shines on the earth, there is my silent prayer. When the meteor passed by, I made a wish: I wish the person reading the text message eternal happiness!

Squeeze 3 cups of juice for you: one cup is grape juice, allowing you to sip the purple romance; one cup is cucumber juice, wishing you a green and healthy life; one cup is orange juice with honey, wishing you a sweeter life. sorrow and grief!

I wish you a wealth more valuable than a giant panda, a reputation throughout Greater China, a career that reaches Hongta Mountain, a lover as beautiful as Ashima, a Marlboro lead all the way, everything goes well and everything goes well, and you don’t need Yves Saint Laurent in your life, or you don’t want to gamble. Make a bank.

Even if the night is always longer than the day, it is happiness to have the bright moon looking at each other; even if there is more sadness than happiness, it is happiness to have dreams with it; even if there are always more failures than successes, there is hope Being together is also happiness.

This is an ordinary day, without the joy of the Spring Festival, the warmth of Christmas, and the romance of Valentine's Day. All it has is my blessing from afar: happy every day for the rest of my life.

Perhaps time will fade the past, and perhaps space will isolate each other, but what is worth cherishing is still intimate friendship. Every blessing is like the colorful fallen leaves, and true friends always give care no matter where they are. Every day Happy!

Distance does not mean separation, no contact does not mean forgetting, no phone call does not mean neglect, no meeting does not mean no missing, in the busy and intertwined years, I will always cherish this friendship: I wish you happiness every day!

I want you to taste the coffee I just brewed, just like tasting our friendship, but the long distance lengthens this simple wish. I have no choice but to let the rich aroma carry long thoughts and greet you from afar.

How can I thank you? When I walked towards you, I just wanted to harvest a ray of spring breeze, but you gave me the whole spring! I love you!

It’s been a long time I haven’t contacted you, please don’t be too sad. I am very worried at home. If you need me to talk, I would like to ask you to relax and turn your sadness into happiness. I hope you will not be unhappy. I understand my heart clearly.

I give you a rose, which depends on conveying my love and feelings; I give you a big peach blossom, which depends on good fortune; I give you a bowl of tofu cake, which makes you laugh all day long!

You are a sweet potato that emerges from the mud, a fiery red prawn; I want to greet you gently... The cute fool who reads my text message wishes you: Happy every day!

There are thousands of stars in the sky and thousands of lights on the ground. The rustling is the melting rain of spring, and the gentle breeze is the smoky wind of May. The beeping sound is the sound of your mobile phone, and my text message is coming: waving from afar, borrowing a dime to say hello to you.

It’s hard to forget the first time I saw you, your charming eyes. In my mind, your image cannot be forgotten... Falling in love with you is something I have to do. Pig head, when can I eat you?

Today is your birthday, and I want to give you a big gift. Just tell me what you want. How will I know what you want if you don’t tell me? Tell me, tell me... After reading the text message, the statute of limitations has expired.

I filled the whole room with 98 flowers, so I carved my heart into the last one. God asked: My child, what wish do you want to exchange for your life? I said: The person I want to read the text message is happier than me. Welcome to the SMS Encyclopedia

Grapes, bananas, red apples, I wish your longing will bear fruit! Carrots, cucumbers and cabbage, may you be loved every day! Coke, tea and boiled water, I hope you sleep well every night! Cookies, milk and big cake will make your salary higher every year!

If the heart is there, the dream is there, and there is true love between heaven and earth; looking at success or failure, life is heroic, just starting over from the beginning. Setbacks are not terrible. As long as you are confident, you will definitely get out of the predicament. Come on, my friend!

There are hundreds of flowers in spring, a moon in autumn, cool breeze in summer and snow in winter. When you are working hard, don’t forget to take a look at the scenery along the way. When you are tired, take a break, if you are sleepy, take a nap, and if you think about it, tell me!

Use my sincere blessings as your sail and your persistent faith as your oar. Whether you are going with the wind or sailing against the current, with my silent trust and companionship, I firmly believe: You are the best!

When the sun warms me, I think of your help to me. When the stars illuminate me, I think of your care for me. When the text message was sent to me, I suddenly remembered... you still owe me... A meal!

Wandering when someone cares about you is not called wandering, crying when someone is with you is not called sadness, the feeling that someone cherishes is called true love, and the joy that is shared by someone is called happiness. I wish you joy and happiness!

Read more to nourish your courage, avoid getting angry to nourish your liver, be cautious to nourish your spirit, be generous to nourish your magnanimity, be proud and frosty to nourish your backbone, be humble to nourish your sharpness, worry less to nourish your heart, thin Taste to nourish stomach qi.

I am not an Oscar winner, and I have no chance to add your name to that long list of thanks; an ordinary person can only send a text message in the simplest but most sincere way to wish you happiness!

I will remember the joy we have, and I will protect the puzzle of our memories. Happiness is the gift you gave me. No matter how cruel the world is, the blessings from friends are the pillars of the soul that will not fail.

When the dawn breaks in the morning, happiness is by your side. The sun is shining brightly at noon, and a smile is in your heart. In the evening, the sun sets over the western mountains, and happiness follows you throughout the day. May you pick off the colorful flowers, attach your thoughts to them, and give your blessings; may peace surround you, joy go with you, and good luck always follow you!

Wherever the sun shines, there is my sincere blessing; wherever the moon shines, there is my deep longing. I am like a lonely goose, flapping my tired wings. I am confused when I look at the sky and the water, but I sincerely wish you a better life than me.

The weather is changing really fast, and the temperature is getting really bad. Wear a coat when you go out, cover yourself with a quilt when sleeping, eat more fruits and vegetables, don’t forget to take calcium supplements, and maintain a good attitude. This is caring for you. , I wish you happiness!

God said that happiness means having a grateful heart, a healthy body, a satisfying job, a lover who loves you deeply, and a group of trustworthy friends. When you receive this message , and you will have everything!

Floods are coming in the south. Both sides of the Yangtze River are my home. Floods are merciless and people are kind. Can you please reply to this message? Snowflakes are floating in the blue sky, and your beautiful leather shoes are leaking. You and I know each other. Shinhwa, please give me a gentle reply

The weather has turned cold, and I want to give you a coat: the pockets are called warmth; the collar is called caring; the sleeves are called considerate; the buttons are called missing; let this coat be tight Spend every minute and every second with you, you must be happy!

A gentle heart is for those who are sad, a romantic heart is for those who are in love, an eternal heart is for those who are waiting, and a happy heart is for those who are lonely. I would like to give you A blessed heart is sent to those who are reading this message!

To like a sound is like the dewdrops blown by the breeze; to appreciate a picture is like the bright moon dotting the starry sky; to be intoxicated with a breath is like the orchids filling the open valley; to bless a friend is like reading text messages with a smile of you.

Delete yesterday’s worries! Determined to have fun today! Set up tomorrow’s happiness! Store eternal love! Cancel the hatred in the world! Paste beautiful mood! Copy the stunning scenery! Print your charming smile!

In fact

It is very blue, and the clouds will always disperse; in fact, the sea is not wide, from one shore to the other; in fact, dreams are very shallow, and everything is natural; in fact, tears are also sweet, I wish you all your wishes ;Actually, my idea is very simple, as long as you are happy every day!