A collection of humorous and ambiguous love quotes

A collection of humorous and ambiguous love words.

A collection of humorous and ambiguous love words. Love is so sweet that it makes two people's hearts beat. The right words to get along can quickly warm up the relationship. , some interesting and touching love talk routines are a little fun for each other. Here is a collection of humorous and ambiguous love talk sentences. A collection of humorous and ambiguous love quotes 1

1. I think you must be very busy, so just read the first three words.

2. Time is short and the world is far away. From now on, I just want to walk through the mountains and rivers, day by day, with you quietly.

3. When you want to get married, just tell me and I will marry you!

4. From the day I met you, everything I do is To be close to you.

5. I feel more and more that you are the elf in my life, flipping and jumping in my empty time and space. Some people say that the most beautiful things in the world are spring and love; in my eyes, the place with you is the most beautiful.

6. The two warmest words in the world are good night from your mouth.

7. We are destined in this life, and may we create a beautiful marriage!

8. If you dare to gamble with a lifetime of happiness, risk your life I won't let you lose either.

9. Although we are destined but not destined, I hope that in the days to come, I can add a beautiful memory to your memory, and through the efforts in this life, I can cultivate the love in the next life.

10. When I think that I liked you yesterday, I feel very jealous today.

11. Oh my God, are you pretending to be with me? I’ll ask my brother to fuck you. Who is your brother? My brother's name is Shunliu.

12. I can’t say what’s good about you, I just want to see you take a shower.

13. I have seen the brilliant stars in the galaxy, but I only deeply love this little star like you.

14. God is my witness, my shadow follows you anytime and anywhere, and my eyes are watching you all the time... Damn, I mean - except when you take a shower!

15. I used to be immune to all diseases, but now I have no resistance to you.

16. Are your feet cold? Are your hands cold? Come here! Put your hands and feet into my arms and step on your chest muscles (belly).

17. Follow me and I will make you laugh out loud even when you sleep.

18. Love is very simple, it is you and me. A little quarrel will last a lifetime, and we will support each other until we grow old.

19. Don’t be too good. You can refuse things you don’t want to do. Don’t force things you can’t do. If you don’t like it, pretend you didn’t hear it. Your life is not to please others, but to be kind to yourself.

20. I want to settle down for you, and I want to live a plain happiness with you.

21. Life is like a multiple-choice question. What bothers you is often the numerous options, not the question itself.

22. I will love you for ten thousand years and accompany you till the end of time!

23. The best happiness comes from caring about you, and the most beautiful time is with you. accompany.

24. Men don’t shed tears easily. Every time I make you cry for me, I feel so distressed. Your tears fall on my heart drop by drop. I really, really hurt your heart, otherwise you wouldn't be so sad.

25. I’ve packed your lipstick, but remember to give me back a little bit every day.

26. You are very special, do you know? You are the pig sent to me by God. You are the stupidest pig in the world and also my favorite pig.

27. October may not be good to you, but I will be good to you.

28. The time is quiet and good, and I talk to you; the years are flowing slowly, and I am with you; the prosperity has faded, and I am old with you.

29. I have long passed the age of being crazy about love, and I have never believed in the story of love at first sight! But I miss you, but I can’t help myself! What you see is the truest me! A never-ending feeling I am so moved! I am so moved that you and I are the most beautiful existences in this world!

30. You can take a week to think about it, and I will wait for your reply.

31. Just like the boundless sea of ????heart, I am trapped in it, and only you can cross me. Just like the scorching sun, my throat is dry, and only you can quench my thirst.

32. I have to show you the most beautiful girl I have ever seen.

33. You ask me whether loving you is worth it. In fact, you should know that love means not asking whether it is worth it.

34. I love your mood the most because you are happy.

35. Hey, are you thinking of any vulgar things in your head? It’s indecent.

36. I don’t miss you deliberately, but the wind is not so weird. It blows through the streets and then travels across mountains and rivers, bringing a wisp of your smell, which makes me unable to extricate myself.

37. Can I borrow a kiss from you? I promise to return it.

38. I want to live with you, in a small town, enjoying the endless dusk and the endless ringing of bells.

39. If I go home with you, will you take me in?

40. The so-called fate is that I want to kiss, and you happen to have a mouth. You say it's a coincidence or not! A collection of humorous and ambiguous love quotes 2

1. You are the completeness of my life, and you are a dream that I can't stop dreaming about.

2. The little sun is very busy, the clouds want to eat candy, and the giraffe thinks its neck is not long enough. I love you so much.

3. The most courageous thing I have ever done is to give up the opportunity to be friends, just to let you know that I like you.

4. When one day we separate, you must stand where you are and wait for me to find you.

5. Love is not a goal, but a journey; love is desire and loyalty.

6. Let the wandering lips carve your appearance. I wonder if we can meet in church in ten million seconds.

7. When I like you, every casual word you say will bloom flowers all over the mountains and plains in my heart.

8. I want to go see the spring, summer, autumn and winter with you, and see everything in the world, so just raise a cat. The cat is yours, and I am yours.

9. My dear, I am sick, with a disease that can only be cured by your kiss.

10. Are you still well? My thoughts, my thoughts, when can I give up.

11. If there is no if, the past is the past, the past is long gone, just be yourself!

12. These two simple words make people unable to understand and sink them.

13. When you love someone, you shouldn’t look around. From now on, I just want to go to the end with you who belongs to me.

14. The sign of maturity is not being able to talk big things, but that you start to understand the little things around you.

15. I want to spend the winter in Kaili with you. It doesn’t matter if it’s not winter, it doesn’t matter if it’s not Kaili, but it doesn’t mean you can’t.

16. Can I call you you, so that I can keep you in mind.

17. I want to hold your hand and walk around the earth and around the universe. In short, don’t let go and hold it together for the rest of your life.

18. I hate girls who love money, but if it were you, I would hate myself without money!

19. I have been trying my best to perform my own drama, but it accidentally turned into a tragedy. I am used to missing you.

20. Even if time goes by, I will still be by your side and never leave you.

21. If you still love him (her), you should want him (her) to live happily.

22. You don’t need to give me any advice for the rest of your life, just listen to me.

23. I am willing to spend the most precious time with you, even if it is just a waste of time together.

24. Fall in love at first glance, fall in love with you again, never forget what you see, and commit to you for life.

25. I have been trying very hard to give you the best things in the world, but slowly I discovered that the best thing in the world is you.

26. Think clearly before talking to me. Before you think clearly, I am thinking of you.

27. There are two lovable things about me. One is that I am lovable, and the other is that I am lovable to you.

28. The most beautiful spring I have ever seen was the April when I found you through the crowd.

29. The green mountains are not as long as your eyebrows, and the water is not as clear as your eyes. A few rains across the mountains and rivers, but you are the only one in my life.

30. I like to hug you in the night, because the night is gentle, and you are even more so.

31. I met you at the most ridiculous age, but I forgot to forget you at the most appropriate time.

32. The best happiness comes from your care; the most beautiful time comes from your company.

33. There are love words in my mouth, sunshine on my body, love in my mind, panic in my soul, but you are in my heart.

34. My shadow overlaps on you, and your eyes reflect the light that warms me.

35. Every moment seems clear and precious. Only you can give me this feeling. No matter how tired my heart is or how far away my dream is, it doesn’t matter if you are with me!

36. I still like you very much. The pixels refer to the fine embroidery of the mandarin ducks, the two waves play in the water, and we are always close to each other.

37. One day my thoughts no longer need an internet cable, and every day will be sunny with you by my side.

38. I used to be an indecisive person, but since I saw you for the first time, I suddenly became very determined, because at that second I recognized you in my heart.

39. Even if the whole world speaks ill of you, I will still say the love words of my last life to you.

40. Why bother recalling those unbearable memories. Collection of humorous and ambiguous love quotes 3

1. I want to say good night to the whole world, and you happen to be the whole world

2. My vision is not unique, but your excellence is obvious.

3. It’s easy to guess my thoughts. Apart from thinking about you, I just want to make a fortune.

4. In this ever-changing world, I want to see you forever.

5. I have been looking for spring for half my life, and you just smile.

6. I want to tell you everything, from the stars in the world to the big things that I love you very much.

7. Every day when I am not around you, I feel like a water spinach

8. My time is divided into two parts, one part is with you, and the other part is with you. Miss you

9. Sit opposite me when eating. Your lowered eyebrows are the last to eat.

10. If you want to kiss the wind around me more, maybe one day it will blow into your face.

11. Loving you is a required course, pampering you is a professional course, and you are a course I will never finish in my life

12. I guess you like drinking sparkling water because you always It’s a cute bubble.

13. I am a poor talker, but I always want to talk nonsense with you.

14. When you are willing to tell me everything, that is when I feel the most secure

15. Every casual word you say is in my heart It has become a flower all over the mountains and plains.

16. I have gained weight recently. I definitely didn’t eat secretly. I just kept you secretly in my heart.

17. My life is ordinary, but when I met you, my heart changed. There are waves everywhere.

18. If I were the sun, you would be the mountain, rising and setting according to you. Morning and evening, thousands of generations.

19. When I am alone, I want to go to many places. When I am two people, I just want to stay where you are.

20. For the rest of my life, I can only be with you. Together, it’s not a waste.

21. You remind me of glory, hope, and the beauty of the world.