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A girl's words with a rural love story routine
Touch the fabric of my dress. Is it your girlfriend's material?
3. "Do you prefer grilled seafood or barbecue?" Roast seafood first. "I remember you said you should consider me first."
4. "I'm so sleepy. Did you go to be a thief last night?" "Yes, steal your heart."
Come here. I want to talk to you one day.
6. "I am an inaccessible person" Why? "Kiss me if you don't believe me."
7. What can I say? When you smile at me, I feel like a mobile phone with only 1% power left. At the moment when I was trembling to turn off my phone, you suddenly connected the charger.
8. "I want to travel". Where are you going? "One-day tour under the bed"
9. Write your name on the cigarette and suck it into your lungs so that it can be closest to my heart.
10. "You know who you are." Of course I am myself. "No, you are the mother of my precious son."
1 1. "I can't finish eating every day. Do you know why? " Why? "Because I always want to leave one for you."
12. Are you tired? Not tired, but you've been running in my head all day.
13. Immediately = like you.
14. "Spare no effort, so you are here."
15. Do you know my only weakness? What? Is to betray you.
16. I doubt that your essence is a book. Otherwise, the more I watch you, the more I want to sleep.
17. In your life, there will at least one time that you forget yourself for someone, asking for no result, no company, no ownership or even love. I just want to meet you in my most beautiful years.
18. "Hey, do you know what it's like to have the wind pouring into your chest?" "No, I don't know, because it was you who came in."
19. You are my furry coat, my warm embrace in winter, my safe haven in heavy snow, and Mr Right that I can hold hands with in this life.
20. What is "how can a mobile phone save electricity"? "By your side!"
I like the color of the sky, the smell of the wind, the depth of the sea and your voice.
22. "Do you know what you can get by drilling wood?" Fire "no, marry you"
23. "Do you have a lighter?" "No" "Then how did you light my heart?"
We must have a boy when we get married, because I only like you as a girl.
25. I've always been dizzy recently. Do you know the reason? I don't know, because love makes people dizzy.
26. It's really beautiful. In the fireworks rain that day, I said I would wear a flowered skirt to marry you.
27. What do you want, sir? I want to open your heart.
28. To the world, you are one person; But to me, you are my world.
29. Neither the earth nor the sun is the center of the universe, but you are.
30. I still believe that the stars can talk, the stones will bloom, and you will eventually arrive through the wooden fence in summer and the wind and snow in winter. -Rao Xueman
3 1. Do you know what my weakness is? This is your fault.
32. You are the cutest. I didn't have time to think about it when I said it, but I will still say it after thinking about it.
33. May on earth means thinking of you day and night.
34. Do you know what my weakness is? What is this? Your shortcomings.
35.2.3 Wooden head, don't move. Sorry, I'm moving, my heart is beating.
36. "Can you smile?" "Why?" "Because I forgot to add sugar to my coffee."
37. "Do you like me?" Find the repeated words in this sentence.
38. what do you belong to Tiger. No, you belong to me.
39. I was born in the south, grew up in the south, grew up in your hands, and finally went to a different place.
40. "liking you is a very troublesome thing." "But I just like to make trouble."
There are 100 ways to eat and miss you 98 times a day.
42.are we friends now? "Yes" and "Not after, because you are my girlfriend";
43. For you, I am willing to give up poetry and distance and live a poetic life with you from now on.
44. Your circle of friends is called donuts.
45. Do you smell anything? No, the air has become sweet since you came out.
46. "If I were wandering, what would you be?" "What?" "Jingle, jingle, jingle."
47. "I like fruit. Do you know what I like to eat? " "Litchi?" "Wrong, of course, you are happy."
48. I still believe that stars can talk, stones can blossom, and you will finally arrive after crossing the fence in summer and the wind and snow in winter.
49. You are the joy of youth and vice versa.
50. "I can't get through the security check every time." "They say I have you in my heart."
5 1. "Do you know the difference between you and the stars?" "What's the difference?" "The stars are in the sky, and you are in my heart."
52. "I have super powers. Guess what it is. " "What?" "I like you very much."
53. "Can you be my girlfriend? No, I'll think about it. " "I have finished your red envelope, but remember to give it back to me every day."
54. Your appearance is like secretly adding a sugar as light as boiled water in a day.
55. This is beef, this is pork, and you are my heart.
If only I could be invisible, I would hide in your pillow, in the December wind and in your pocket.
57. What time is it? It's almost 0 o'clock. No, it is the starting point of our happiness.
58. What time is it? Point is the starting point of our happiness.
I asked you why you like you, and the answer was that I thought of growing old with you. Because I can't pull myself out of your life, I like that you can't be spontaneous or even stupid.
60. "Help me see what happened to my eyes?" "I didn't see anything." "No? Take a closer look. " "Really not" "Yes, I have eyes for you."
Love stories with local flavor
1. How can I kiss you in the dark without breaking your lamp?
The spring breeze is ten miles away, so we might as well be together.
In the spring morning, I woke up easily. How do you get along with my friends?
Congratulations, you have WIFI now.
5. Why can I only hug you?
6. Eat the whole family bucket with me, and we will be considered a family.
7. If you go to a place without doors or windows, don't worry, you are in my heart.
It's raining heavily today. Yes! That's because God is drooling over you.
It's amazing to see your bones. It's good material for dating me.
10. Nothing lasts forever, but I will stay with you for a long time.
1 1. Guess my blood type, you are my ideal type.
12. There is no wine in your dimple, but I am as drunk as a dog.
13. Can you tell me what time it is? 12 is wrong. You should love me more.
14. You are the wind and I am the sand. When I miss you, a grain of sand falls from the sky, and there is Sahara from then on.
15. You are the heart, you are the liver, and you are three quarters of me.
16. Do you know what to build in winter? Cover it, my baby.
17. Do you know what my weakness is?
18. The youth I walked with you is my once-in-a-lifetime seriousness.
19. Please watch your mouth, I will kiss it at any time.
If I don't please you, fall in love with me.
On the night of 2 1.30, firecrackers didn't sound as loud as I thought.
22. The world is cloudy, everything is eclipsed, only you shine.
23. Forget him, I stole an electric car to support you.
24. I'm quite sure. No kissing.
I have a cut on my hand, so you can do it, so we are husband and wife.
26. You and I have nothing to talk about except love.
27. I am a playboy. I like you all the time.
28. I found that you can't even read 26 English letters. Why do I love you?
29. I have endured you for a long time! So what do you want? I want to put up with you all my life.
I want you to read the first three words of this article.
3 1. I think you should be very busy recently, just look at the first three words.
You have never been in my eyes, because you are always in my heart.
I don't want you to think about it at all.
34. I have loneliness and strong liquor. Would you like to go with me?
35. I have super powers, huh? I like you very much.
I don't like you very much.
37. I hope you are a girl, always in love with spring, with poetry in your heart and frost on your face.
38. If you don't understand anything, kiss me.
39. Why don't you sleep? I miss you, I can't sleep.
As long as you remember me, I don't mind the whole world forgetting me.
4 1. Is your mother's surname Fang? No, my mother's surname is Fang, but if your mother's surname is not Fang, why are you so handsome?
High EQ praises girls for their beauty.
High EQ praises the beautiful and provocative love story of girls 1 sentence 1. What's it like to like you? Generally speaking, I fell in love at first sight, but I have been thinking about you for a long time.
2. The world will not be gentle with you, and God will not take special care of you, but I will.
It is all my luck to meet you in my lifetime.
4. "I = female, your girlfriend = female, right?" "Right" "So I = your girlfriend, right?"
5. "I want to buy a land." "What land?" "You are dead set!"
6. "Happy Mother's Day." I am not a mother yet. "You are the mother of my future child."
7. "I can't seem to find my way." "Where are you going?" "How to get to your heart?"
8. I doubt that your essence is a book, otherwise why do you make me want to sleep more and more?
9. Where are you from? Hunan people. No, it's my sweetheart.
10. I want to go somewhere. Where is it? Fuck you!
1 1. Guess what constellation I am "Gemini?" Wrong, I am tailor-made by you.
12. How to relieve worries? Only hug you.
13. I woke up easily in the spring morning. How did you get along with my friends?
14. "You are Mi Hua" Why? "Because I want to hold the fragrance of rice flowers."
15. Have you gained weight recently? Why do you weigh more and more in my heart?
16. "You don't cherish me now, I tell you, after this village." "How?" "I'll wait for you in the next village."
17. "Do you prefer grilled seafood or barbecue?" Roast seafood first. "I remember you said you should consider me first."
18. "Do you know why I have a cold?" "Because you have a cold?" "No, because I have no resistance to you at all."
19. "What should I do if there is a fire? Huh? Where? " When I saw you, my heart began to burn. "
High EQ praises girls' beautiful and provocative love stories. 20. "Help me see what happened to my eyes?" "I didn't see anything." "No? Take a closer look. " "Really not" "Yes, I have eyes for you."
2 1. I have no intention of sleeping for a long night. Let's talk.
22. "Do you like to eat as a meal?" "I really won't, but if you like, it can make rice delicious."
23. I love you. I love you. "
24. I still believe that the stars can talk, the stones will bloom, and you will finally arrive after crossing the fence in summer and the wind and snow in winter.
25. I don't look at the stars or you, so you and the stars are in the dark.
26. I am less and less like myself now. So what do you look like? Like your husband.
27. What is the revolving playground with a concert? Trojan horse? Well, A Mu.
28. "The weather is fine today." Well, it's sunny. "Very suitable for running and making noise, more suitable for kissing and hugging."
29. "I learned to walk twice in my life." Which two times? "Once when I was a child, once when I came to see you that day."
30. What's the matter with "feeling so stuffy in the chest"? Are you sick? "No, because you are stuck in my heart."
3 1. "Are you good at holding dolls?" "No" "Then how did you catch my heart?"
Aren't you tired? You have run in my world several times.
33. Can you teach me how to wrap jiaozi? I'm a little stupid, and everything I do is easy to reveal, so is liking you ~
Don't let me see you, or I will like you as soon as I see you.
35. It is said that marriage is the grave of love, but since I met you, I am willing to turn this cemetery into a garden.
36. "How can I solve my troubles? Only violence ... "? Huh? ""... hug you "
Are you blind? Hit me in the heart.
38. You are from China and I am from China. If you finish it successfully, you are mine.
High EQ praises girls' beautiful and provocative love stories. 39. "Do you know the biggest difference between you and a fairy?" What's the difference? "The fairy is flying in the sky and you are in my arms."
40. "I lost sleep last night." "What's the matter?" "I've been thinking about you all night."
4 1. It was love at first sight with you, which was the most beautiful encounter in my life. Making a promise with you is the most eternal scenery in my plain years.
42. Can you help me wash my things later? ""Sure, what? " "Like me.
43. Everything here is fine except you.
44. When you were with me, I never envied anyone.
45. "Tell you seven anti-aging methods" What methods? "Love me, love me, love me, love me"
46. "Do you know why I am thirsty and don't drink water?" "Because you want a drink?" "No, no" "Then why?" "Because, I ... can like you.
47. Do you know how to eat the best steak? Let me feed you.
48. I am very stingy. Besides you, strawberries, chocolates, ice cream cakes, milk, yogurt and soda can win my heart.
49. Do you know the difference between you and the moon? "Stop it." The moon is in the sky and you are in my heart.
Don't let me see you, or I will like you once.
5 1. I still believe that the stars can talk, the stones will bloom, and you will eventually arrive through the wooden fence in summer and the wind and snow in winter. -Rao Xueman
52. "Do you know the three warmest words in the world?" Which three? I love you from your mouth.
53. Do you know the difference between you and the stars? The stars are in the sky and you are in my heart.
54. I still like you. I like to eat spicy strips when I was a child, regardless of date.
55. I spent the first half of my life wandering and the second half cooking soup for you.
56. I'm as sure as a gun! I need a kiss!
57. The fiery temperature of the palm is proof of loving you, and the frequency of heartbeat is proof of loving you.
High EQ praises girls' beautiful and provocative love stories. 58. It's a bit awkward and melodramatic, but I just want to spend the rest of my life with you.
59. "Confucius, Mencius and Laozi, do you know what you are best suited to do?" I don't know. "My wife."
60. "amusement park, you can ride on it." "What is the rotation of music?" "Trojan Horse" and "A Mu"
6 1. This is the back of the hand, this is the instep, and this is my baby.
62. Elephant's nose, panda's eyes, bird's wings, snail's shell, my you.
63. I can recognize you at a glance among thousands of people, because others are walking on the road and you are walking in my heart.
64. I didn't think as much as I did when firecrackers sounded on New Year's Eve.
When the bell rings in the wind, your heart will be pounding.
I don't care about anything, but I like you very much.
67. I've always been dizzy recently. Do you know the reason? I don't know, because love makes people dizzy.
68. "Go out and turn right and go downstairs. Go straight 1000m". then what "Will the Civil Affairs Bureau go or not?"
69. Who are you? Why did I see you? My heart is like eating honey.
70. Do you know where the center of Shenzhen is? It is you.
7 1. "Do you think I have changed compared with yesterday?" Hmm? It's nothing. "I love you more today than yesterday."
72. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder? Stone? No, you.
73. When we fall in love with someone, we actually fall in love with a feeling that only he can give. Do not love a person, because the feeling is gone. If you don't love, you don't love. It's no use forcing.
74. There is nothing of value in my house. I'm the only one who can get it. You don't have to pay it back if I give it to you generously.
75. "Will you shut up?" "I didn't speak." "Then why is your voice all over my head?"
76. Do you know? You've been acting strange and beautiful recently.
Tuwei love story routine daquan
1. Don't let me see you, or I will like you once.
2. Spring water is born, spring forest is blooming, and the spring breeze is ten miles, which is not as good as you. Autumn leaves have fallen, and autumn rain continues. I am worried about autumn, just for you.
3. Elephant's nose, panda's eyes, bird's wings, snail's shell, my you.
Kiss the wind around you more, maybe one day it will blow in my face.
If a worker wants to do something well, he must ... kiss you first.
If you give me 50 cents, we can get together.
7. Guess what uniform I like. I'm subdued by you.
8. Can you do me a favor? What busy? Help me to fall in love quickly!
9. You are the wind, I am the sand, you are Hami, I am a melon, you are toothpaste, and I am a brush.
10. You are a cute boy, and I am cute, too.
1 1. Do you believe in love at first sight? Why don't I pass you by again?
12. Do you know what is the best wine? Forever and ever.
13. If time goes back, I still hope to catch the warmth of your palm.
14. Speaking of it, there is only one criterion for me to choose a spouse: you.
15. My love for you is like a tractor.
16. I don't have to sympathize with others, but you are not others. You are mine.
17. Do you know the difference between Tang Priest and me? He learns from the scriptures and I marry you.
18. Tired of being a lovely girl, I kind of want to be your wife.
19. I like you very much. Today is a little more than yesterday, tomorrow is a little more than today.
20. Do you know the difference between drinking stars? The stars are in the sky and you are in my heart.
2 1. Why are you looking for my short girlfriend when you are so tall? In that case, I can kiss you if I want, but you can't kiss me.
22. Why hasn't my order come yet? Our future.
I find you like a person. Who is my future girlfriend?
24. May I kiss you? Shameless. Then kiss me.
25. I fell in love with someone. She must be beautiful. You are too narcissistic.
26. Next time I see you, I must close my eyes at once. Why do I put you in my eyes and never open them again?
Why didn't the teacher teach you to take valuables with you when you were a child?
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