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Christmas greetings are short and funny, girlfriend.

A: The Christmas speech is short and interesting.

1, Christmas with you, sincerely, Christmas with me, continue to wish you a merry Christmas, all the best, a safe Christmas, a happy and sweet Christmas, a sincere and wonderful Christmas, as you wish, and wish you a sweeter and more chic Christmas.

2, it is Christmas Festival, and thousands of miles pray for peace; Dream of you, wake up and go to sleep; Sitting alone in a humble room, missing thousands of miles away; How could I miss you so much? SMS expresses my blessing: always happy, always smiling, always laughing!

Merry Christmas! Disclaimer: This four-word blessing was created by the author for users, and users are strictly forbidden to discount this blessing! Once found, this short message will be sent repeatedly until the user fully enjoys the blessing!

4, the stars shine, candlelight shines. May you be happy; Tintin Rinrin, ringing loudly, with auspicious Christmas bells; Information is short, friendship is long, I hope my friends will be healthy forever; Bless you and wish you good luck every day. Merry Christmas to you.

5. Love message that is not sensational at all: Love is snow, love is a flower, and it floats in your home as snowflakes. The bell rings, the deer runs and brings my heart to you. On Christmas Eve, it is beautiful to have you and me on the carnival night!

6, Christmas news is overwhelming, I am afraid that blessings can't be stuffed in, and it is not easy to take action in advance to occupy the highlands. It's not easy to mix the top three. I want to wish you all the best. You can do whatever you want. Merry Christmas!

7. Send you a fruit of peace, and thousands of friendships are hidden inside. Fruit is red, healthy and disease-free; Fruit is as sweet as life and full of happiness. Fruit represents my heart and sends you good luck. Merry Christmas Eve!

8. Santa Claus asks, "What day is it today?" The elf said, "Today is Christmas!" " Santa Claus said, "Oh, that's too bad. I have to work overtime again. I hate this day. "

9. I met you romantically and happily on Christmas Eve. The bell is my blessing; Burning fire is my passion; Falling snowflakes are greeting cards; The best gift is that you are happy!

10, an apple hit Newton's head, making it the most brilliant moment of apple; Ninety-nine apples fell on your head, which made the apple's most affectionate moment. Christmas Eve, get ready for long-term peace and happiness!