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Please give me warm or funny text messages from experts.

I wish you good luck in the Year of the Tiger, a bright future, auspicious stars, prosperous wealth, happy family, rapid success, blessings like the East China Sea, longevity as long as Nanshan, happiness, success in officialdom, and sweet dreams.

When the tiger arrives, good luck will shine, and troubles will be put aside. I wish you to meet noble people when you go out, and listen to the good news at home! Every year has this time, every year has its present day! -Happy New Year!

The Spring Festival is here, the black gauze hat falls on your head, your wife sees you smiling, your crush wants you to hold her, and money floats towards you, making you shout with joy: I want it, I want it, I want it...

A short message, a string of blessings: I wish you happiness and happiness; health and relaxation; reunion, love and affection; harmony and beauty, prosperity!

May you embrace peace, health, happiness, joy, warmth, sweetness, wealth, and good fortune, enter the new year, and spend every day happily. !

I wish you: ☆Happy every second☆☆Happy every day☆☆Happiness every year☆☆Healthy forever☆--Happy New Year!

The first ray of sunshine in the morning is my deepest blessing to you. The last ray of red in the setting sun is my heartfelt greetings to you. On the occasion of the New Year, I send you my most sincere wishes. Blessings: Happy New Year!

At the beginning of the new year, I wish good things to come one after another, my mood to be like spring all year round, my life to be colorful and colorful, occasionally a small fortune, and my worries to be thrown away! Please accept my 10 best wishes. Happy New Year!

I wish you smooth sailing, two dragons soaring, three sheep prospering, peace in all seasons, five blessings, good luck in six and six, seven stars shining high, wealth coming from all directions, ninety-nine concentric hearts, and perfection.

One pound of melon seeds and two pounds of dates, I wish you good luck early; one pound of candy and two pounds of bananas, I wish you good luck and will not run away; one pound of peanuts and two pounds of peaches, I wish you money rolling into your pocket!

I wish you that in the new year, you will get rich on the Marlboro Road, your career will climb Hongta Mountain, your lover will be better than Ashima, and your wealth will spread all over Greater China.

Good friends are simple, good friendship is refreshing, and good fate lasts forever. My friend, I wish you a happy new year and good luck.

I wish you lots of money, as much hair as a fat pig; a great body, as strong as a bear; sweet love, as beautiful as a bee; good luck, as abundant as ox hair; a prosperous career, and more success. Flying high like a roc.

The New Year is here, how much I miss you and care about you; take care, my love!

New Year is here, eat a big meal, drink less, eat more vegetables, if you can’t reach it, stand up, someone will respect you, play tricks, if you can’t eat, take it back!

Actually, there are some things that we just need to be clear to each other, but the New Year is here, and I have to explain it... Where is my red envelope?

In the Year of the Tiger, I wish you a prosperous future with money, a prosperous future like the East China Sea, a thinner diet than Nanshan Mountain, a happy and prosperous life, and a happy spring!

I wish you a prosperous career in the new year, a body as strong as a tiger, endless money, no hard work, a leisurely life like a mouse, a romance like a musical score, and happiness that belongs to you.

As a wanderer in the world, I wish you success in your career and all the best in the New Year!

A touch of friendship is very real, a touch of attachment is light, a touch of longing is deep, and a touch of blessing is the most true! Happy New Year to you!

Thousands of drops of sweat, day and night, New Year's Day, work goes smoothly!

Year after year, ups and downs; day after day, sunset and rising. My mother's love seeps into my heart. On this occasion of the New Year, I would like to offer a sincere glass of wine and wish my mother health, longevity and joy.

The longer the wine lasts, the mellower it becomes, and the longer the friendship lasts, the more true it becomes; the longer the water flows, the clearer it becomes, and the vicissitudes of the world become lighter and lighter as it flows. Wish you a happy new year and always be in a good mood!

On New Year's Eve, I dreamed of you. Happy New Year to you: Happy New Year! I woke up from my dream with a sneeze. I knew you missed me, so I called you right away to tell you to bring the red envelope!

I wish you: Every year has this day, every year has its present day, your salary increases every month, you win the lottery every week, you have a good mood every day, you have good luck every day, you meet the God of Wealth during the day, and you count your money at night.

$$$$$$$$$$$$When you receive these money symbols, it means that you have received the blessings of the God of Wealth, and he will bring you happiness in the new year. Come for wealth!

The green hills are still here, and the new year is about to start!

I wish you a new year in which you will be free from work, win money by playing cards, have unlimited bankbooks, have your pockets filled with dollars, have beautiful women crowding your bed, be full of energy, and have a fierce and sweet lover.

A new New Year travel route - a seven-day tour of Afghanistan has been launched: stay at the KB training camp and learn how to create BoB!!! and anthrax. Those with outstanding results will be honored to become Bin Laden's successor.