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With high scores, please recommend good text messages to your friends.

1. If the water is extremely clear, there will be no fish; if the people are extremely humble, they will be invincible.

2. Go your own way and let others take a taxi.

3. I am not a casual person. When I am casual, I am not a human being.

4. The one riding the white horse is not necessarily a prince, but may be Tang Monk; the one with wings is not necessarily an angel, sometimes it is a birdman.

I do have a conscience, but I usually keep it in a safe.

I am proud of my natural bravery and ashamed of taking medicine to help. Be proud of being able to fight for a long time without getting tired, and be ashamed of impotence and premature ejaculation. Be proud of taking the initiative to cooperate and be ashamed of being passive. Be proud of doing your best, and be ashamed of doing your best. Be proud of working brightly and be ashamed of working in the dark. Take pride in talking obscenely and be ashamed of being silent. Take pride in mutual pleasure and be ashamed of one-sided pleasure. Take pride in spending the night well, and feel ashamed of pretending to sleep to avoid it.

"Haha, it's more boring than chatting here. I understand what you mean. But I can't blame you. I'm a suave and handsome person like me. I studied literature at the age of seven and practiced martial arts at the age of nine. He knows astronomy and geography from the top, and trivial matters from the bottom. Every time he goes out for a walk, he often attracts beautiful women to look back. He is a combination of beauty and wisdom, a hero and the embodiment of a narrow sense. It is right to fall in love with me when you see me, unless you have a mental illness. , The brain is not normal.”

These are relatively small sentences. If you like you, message me privately. I have many more