Humorous jokes, happy smiles.

Humorous jokes make a smile

Humorous jokes make a smile. Jokes must be very familiar to everyone, and there will be some people who tell jokes in life. It is also very comfortable for us to listen to jokes when we are unhappy. So, what are humorous jokes that make a smile? Let's study together. Humorous joke 1

1. Before he died, Yugong called his son to the bed and said with all his strength, "Move mountains! Move mountains! " Son: "sparkling?"

second, I left gently, just as I came gently. I shook the sack without taking a cabbage with me.

Third, in high school, everyone was given a name tag. Before a check-up, the class teacher ran to the classroom and shouted, "Let's put on our bras and come to check ... The audience was silent ...

Fourth, I used to be youthful, but now my youth is gone, so this is the only one left.

5. Every time I get sick, I go for an infusion, and then I ask the nurse's elder sister deliberately what that rubber tube is tied to my wrist, just to listen to a "pulse-pressing belt" ...

6. Yesterday, I saw a sister paper practicing spacewalk in the community, rubbing like a devil's step. I went over and asked modestly: Can sister paper teach me? Sister paper: get out, I stepped in shit!

7. There was a power outage at home, so I kept coming in the door and made frequent appearances to solve the lighting problem.

Eight, tattoos were popular in the past, and a buddy tattooed a map of the world on his back. One day, my back hurt so much that I went to the hospital. The doctor asked: Where does it hurt? He came faintly: near Iraq ...

9. I just saw a man who looked like you, and I ran over like crazy, only to remember that there was no you in this city. I slowed down and put down the bricks in my hand. Humorous joke 2

1. After lunch, a handsome guy came to the door of the company, holding a big bunch of roses on the phone, and everyone gathered around to watch. After a while, a coy female colleague came out, blushing and accepting the flowers, and said shyly to the handsome guy, "There are too many people here, let's change places." I saw that the handsome guy skillfully pulled out a list and threw it on her face: "No time, sign it quickly! Business is very busy today! "

2. I found a square with a lot of people, put a bowl in it, and then sang a song. Just after singing a song, an uncle came over and put five dollars in the bowl. I picked up the five dollars and said happily, "Thank you, uncle ..." He calmly said, "You put the twenty dollars in the bowl yourself!" I said in surprise, "How do you know?" Grandpa said, "Don't sing in the future, but try dancing!" "

3. I went to my girlfriend's house when I had nothing to do, and I knocked on the door for a long time before I opened it. I always felt that my girlfriend was fidgeting. I asked her what was wrong, but my girlfriend said nothing, and I continued to watch my TV with a puzzled face ... Suddenly there was a familiar bell in her cupboard, "I was drunk that night and held your hand and talked wildly", so I looked at my girlfriend and she looked at me. I whispered, "Don't let go! My dad should have seen it on the balcony. He will come down soon. If you don't run, he said that if he sees you again, he will kill you! " After hearing this, my boyfriend hugged me more tightly and said, "I won't run this time, so I'll hold you …" I was so moved that I almost burst into tears, and my boyfriend cried and said, Anyway, I can't run away from him … Humorous jokes. Smile. 1. If you think I'm wrong, please tell me. Anyway, I won't change. Don't get sick.

2. My object is very good, and the elephant is also very good to me, and I am very good to horses, rabbits and dogs.

3. One night, Xiao Ming was lying on the soft grass, and a meteor cut across the sky. When Xiao Ming saw it, he quickly made a wish, "Let me be the most handsome person in the universe!" As a result, a miracle happened and the meteor went back.

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5. "I have to discuss this with my partner." "Don't you have no partner?" "So it's not negotiable"

6. True love is clearly thinking that the other person is a pig, but also worrying about being taken away by others.

7. Those women who call Wang Sicong husband are gone. What qualifications do you have to be my mother?

8. There are always a few idiots who are friends I can't abandon.

9. No matter how high your martial arts are, you are afraid of a kitchen knife.

1. I will be reborn as a woman in my next life and then marry a man like me.