Funny copywriting sentences

Please enjoy the funny copywriting sentences (157 selected sentences), welcome to share and collect. Funny Copywriting Sentences Part 1 1. There are only three reasons to be single! 1: Ugly, 2: I am ugly but I still think others are ugly, 3: I don’t have money but I still look ugly. 2. Not wanting to fall in love is a good excuse, as if you would really be attracted to someone if you wanted to fall in love. 3. The mermaid is fake, at least it definitely did not exist in Chinese history, otherwise the cooking methods and taste effects would have been passed down. 4. Every time you eat hot pot, there will be a strong smell on your clothes, so it is recommended that you eat hot pot without wearing clothes in the future. 5. When falling out of love, many young people think that the whole world has abandoned them. Don’t be stupid, the world has never needed you at all. 6. Someone asked me how to survive alone in this materialistic society. I answered with one word: poverty. 7. Many things in life will eventually get better with time. Like many people who are just fat initially, they become fatter over time. 8. Some people always say, "A dead pig is not afraid of boiling water." The dead pig said: I'm already fucking dead, can you let me go? Did I provoke you? 9. Don’t make excuses for yourself in everything, and don’t blame the lack of gravity for constipation. 10. It takes thousands of years to change from a monkey to a human. It only takes a bottle of wine to change from a human to a monkey. 11. The early bird catches the worm; the early bird catches the worm. So I just feel free to be a slacker. 12. I drank a little too much at the class reunion last night, and when I woke up, I felt dizzy and had a headache. Suddenly I saw a female classmate in the room. She blushed and said to me, "You men can't control your lower body when you're drunk?" I secretly said, "Ah? I'm sorry, I will be responsible!" Female classmate: "What are you talking about? You wet the bed last night!" 13. A girl asked me to borrow money for plastic surgery before. The plastic surgery was quite successful. I can no longer recognize who asked me to borrow money. 14. I’ve given you skin and assigned you a rank, but now you tell me you’re a man? Even if you are a man, I still want to be with you. 15. The fastest person to become a philosopher is the husband, the fastest person to become an economist is the wife, the fastest person to become a strategist is the mother-in-law. 16. One of the scariest things in the world is to watch horror movies with someone who is afraid of watching horror movies, especially if this person is your girlfriend. 17. Every woman who claims to be a "sister" is looking for a very manly man, but turns out that the most manly man is herself. 18.What exactly did you learn on Zhihu? If you don’t study hard when you are young, you will only be able to give praise to others when you grow up. 19. Be a person who loves to laugh. No matter how sad you are, as long as you laugh a few times, others will think it's okay! 20. One of the criteria for testing friendship is whether two people can get together to say bad things about others. 21. When traveling, you don’t have to care about the destination, what matters is the scenery along the way. Because I only have enough money to buy a round-trip hard-seat train ticket. 22. Which is more important, the wife or the game? Of course, my wife is more important, so I only dare to play games, not my wife. 23. I recently read a book that teaches people to forget, and I benefited a lot. I forgot the title and the content. 24. The criterion for testing whether you are a good friend: If you tell him your embarrassing story, he can help solve it, but you have to make him laugh first! 25. After two people have been together for a long time, there will be an inexplicable tacit understanding. For example: If you ignore me, I will ignore you. 26. Talking to your wife is like talking to a one or two-year-old child. You not only rely on listening, but also relying on guessing. 27. In this harmonious society, primary school students celebrate Valentine's Day, middle school students celebrate Singles' Day, college students celebrate Children's Day, and I work overtime! 28. In fact, I deliberately didn’t grow taller because I’m afraid of heights. I’d be scared if I looked too tall. 29. I wanted to make a comeback during this assessment, but in the end, it completely stuck to the pan and became mushy! 30. A handsome man's confession is called a confession, and an ugly man's confession is called sexual harassment - what a painful realization. 31. The status of my workplace is: a good gay friend on the left, a goddess on the right, a workaholic in front, and a few weirdos around me! 32. There are two kinds of people I hate the most: one is racial discrimination; the other is black people; and the third is illiterate! 33. Don’t feel inferior because you are ugly. For example, I am not proud even though I am handsome. 34. I once participated in a world-wide lying competition and won first place because I said "I'm not handsome." 35. Every time I finish eating fruit, I go to the toilet soon. I feel a little sad and feel like I am just a juicer.

36. Do you want to get rich overnight? Do you want to have a car and a house? Do you want to have assets of over 100 million? So what are you waiting for? Take a shower and go to sleep! 37. A typical sign of being single is: the one-month data plan is long gone, and more than half of the call plan is left. 38. The older I get, the more I feel that those people with dark minds, scheming minds, and conspiracy theories are because they lack intelligence. 39. I just want to ask if anyone likes me. If not, I will ask again later. 40. Don’t open your wounds to others. There are many people in the world who are not doctors, but people who spread salt. 41. A girl’s ultimate dream: a physique that won’t gain weight, endless money to spend, endless cosmetics, endless express delivery, and a lover who won’t bully her. 42. My husband complained to me: "I married a wife who will not ruin my country nor my city." Me: "But at least I can make you bankrupt!" 43. Match suddenly felt that his head was itchy, so he stretched out his hand to scratch it. Just scratch him and he gets angry! 44. Acting cute has to be differentiated. Good-looking people can be called cute, while ugly people can only pretend to be crazy and act stupid. 45. When a couple quarrels, the woman: "You can't compare to others!" The man: "Yes, especially your girlfriend!" 46. The depreciation rate of women is really amazing. It only takes one day to turn from a bride to a wife. 47. Mung Bean was heartbroken. He was very sad and kept crying. Later, he sprouted. Funny Copywriting Sentences Part 2 1. I can’t choose the best one, it’s the best one that chooses me. Happy birthday to myself. 2. Say sorry to your own shadow. You have been wronged by following me for so many years. You have to live up to expectations when you grow up, and you have to withstand thousands of troops alone. Happy birthday to yourself. 3. A wonderful day has begun, and I wish myself a happy birthday. 4. Only a few of your best friends know about birthdays. Sometimes everyone may be busy and forget about it. It is normal, and you may feel a little disappointed. It's okay, just write some low-key sentences yourself, wish yourself a happy birthday, and be in a great mood~ 5. May I sow in the season full of hope and harvest in the joy of autumn! Happy birthday! Advance step by step! 6. The meaning of a birthday is to spend it with the people you care about. 7. Happy birthday to myself! Hope you are getting better and better! All the ideals have come true! 8. I want to give myself a self-portrait. On my birthday, I can quietly observe and love myself quietly. 9. The rest of your life is not that long, please be true to yourself and live like the original. Happy birthday to yourself. 10. Good morning and happy birthday to myself. We didn’t wait for the sunrise, but we had a full sun, which is a pity. 11. There are so many people who wish me birthday, but the blessings from the one person I want most are missing. 12. I wish me a happy birthday. I will cherish my time in the future, create value for mankind, care about myself, not be too tired, and be caring and filial to my parents. 13. I’ve been in a bad mood recently, so I bought some beautiful clothes to cheer myself up, just as it was my birthday. 14. I wish myself a happy birthday in advance. I hope that no matter what happens, I can face it well, not for anything else, just because I am who I am. 15. I’m really sorry that you arranged for me to have dinner with someone on my birthday. I didn’t know that I couldn’t even satisfy your desire to eat cake on your birthday. 16. When someone asks you, I say I forgot. It hurts to think about the memory, so why would I mention it to others. Happy birthday to myself. 17. I don’t care, I will always be eighteen! Wish myself a happy birthday and be happy every day. 18. It is said that people have only two choices, busy dying or busy living. I think I have a third choice: busy waiting to die. Happy birthday to myself 19. The only thing in the world that can be obtained without any effort should be age. I don’t have time to be young seriously. When I understand, I can only choose to grow old seriously. I am grateful to my parents and every encounter in my life. Let go of the ignorance of youth and just wait for the years to calm down. (N is one year old, happy birthday to myself.) 20. The wound is just like me, a stubborn child who refuses to heal, because the heart is a warm and moist place suitable for anything to grow. Happy birthday to myself 21. Originally, I should be like the first picture, but when I think about being one year older, I feel like the second picture. But no matter what, I still wish myself a happy birthday! 22. With two days left, I finally found it difficult to get up this morning! I received a message from the company this morning wishing me a happy birthday! The company remembers it quite clearly. 23. Bright candlelight, happiness every birthday, lucky me, tomorrow will be better! Happy birthday to myself! 24. Who will remember that tomorrow is my birthday. Happy birthday, wish me happiness.

25. A comfortable and quiet old age is a kind of rest, a kind of pleasure, and a kind of supreme enjoyment! On this special day, I wish you blessings as long as the flowing water of the East China Sea, longevity as long as the immortal pines of Nanshan Mountain, and health and happiness always with you! . 26. Blessings plus blessings are many blessings, blessings minus blessings are the starting point of blessings, blessings multiplied by blessings are infinite blessings, and blessings minus blessings are the only blessings. Happy birthday to you! 27. On your birthday, I will use the most beautiful bits and pieces of my life to condense into crystal dewdrops to nourish the buds in your heart. Happy birthday to you and love you forever. 28. Husband, today is your birthday. You are the big tree in our home, shielding us from ups and downs; you are the sun in our home, bringing light to our lives. 29. I wish you a happy birthday today. The God of Wealth will chase you every day, your boss will pay attention to you every day, illness will avoid you all your life, happiness will always be with you, and everything will always go your way! 30. Your birthday is coming soon. I wish you, the loving you, will always be romantic and passionate, you will always be young and sincere, you will always be happy, the pure you will always be happy, the affectionate you will always be sweet and infatuated, and you will always be happy! 31. Let the golden light shine into your heart and dispel the haze. Weave your happiness with white clouds and let joy emerge. Let your peaceful sky be filled with beautiful rainbows, making your health eternal. Happy birthday to you! 32. The most beautiful scenery in my life is meeting you. Happy birthday to my husband. 33. Whether you agree or disagree, I will wait; whether you want it or not, my love for you will not change; whether you love it or not, my heart is full of love; I will never leave you in this life; happy birthday! 34. Gentle wind, gentle rain, gentle footsteps approach you; gently speak, gently fall, gently convey my words; gently ask, gently speak, gently I I want to tell you: I really, really love you! Happy birthday, hubby! 35. I love you, happy birthday hubby, I will love you forever, okay. It’s my first time to make a birthday cake for you. I hope you like it, haha. Thank you to my friends who can come here today. It’s a very happy day. 36. The world is more wonderful today because of you, the starry sky is brighter today because of you, the world is warmer today because of you, and I feel happier today because of you! 37. My love is like a clear spring, the trickling water moistens the heart; my love is like mountains and rivers, with beautiful scenery everywhere; my love is like autumn, with numerous and heavy fruits; my love is like an old cow, which grows old without any regrets! Happy birthday, hubby! 38. For the place you hold in my heart every day, for the roses you bring to my life, and for the love and memories between us, I wish you a happy and joyful birthday. 39. I wish you a happy birthday with all my love. On this special moment, I want to tell you that you make my life meaningful. My love for you cannot be expressed in words. I will spend every day of my life with you. Happy birthday! 40. Use the bricks and stones of peace to build a tall building of happiness so that you can live and work in peace and contentment. Use healthy materials to make a warm big bed to let you have sweet dreams. Use sincere words to turn into blessings to make your birthday happy! 41. I wish you a happy birthday today. The God of Wealth will favor you every day. Beautiful women will chase you every day. Diseases will avoid you all your life. Happiness will always be with you. Everything will always go your way! 42. Blessings come uninvited. Your smile is very pretty. Life is climbing higher and higher. The days are getting better and better. Hold on to happiness and enjoy every minute! Please read the first word of each sentence aloud, congratulations on having this day every year! 43. Today is my husband’s birthday. I silently wish him a happy birthday! I cooked longevity noodles for my husband, and I hope he is healthy and safe! Love you, husband... 44. I explained in the dictionary of time that happiness is smile. I searched for happiness in Baidu of stories, which is health. Today is your birthday. I wish you always smile and stay healthy. Happy birthday, my dear. . 45. Guard you, stay with you, fall in love with you, and love you all my life. When you are tired, come to my arms; when you are in pain, let me make you laugh. I will never forget my vow to love you. Happy birthday, my dear, I just want to say to you today: It’s great to have you. 46. ??I know that you don’t need much, you only need a little light, that is candlelight; you only need one person, that is me; you only need one sentence, that is: Happy birthday to you. 47. Time is like brick by brick, building each of our lives. Happiness is like colorful, decorating each of our lives. I wish your life will be strong and strong, and I wish your life will be warm and sweet. Happy birthday. 48. I wish you a delicious and energetic birthday, my husband! 49. I can never say enough about how much I miss you, but my caring heart will never change.

A string of sincere blessings and an extraordinary thought, I sincerely wish you a happy birthday! 50. Make a promise, give you a lifetime of happiness, tell a wish, give you a lifetime of sweetness, set a goal, and give you a lifetime of protection. I love you, forever and ever, and will stay with you till the end of your life! Happy birthday! 51. Because of you, love never leaves; because of you, life has miracles. Loving you does not require affectionate words, as long as we keep walking hand in hand, it is enough. Happy birthday to my dear husband, may love be with us forever. 52. Happy birthday to my love. Time flies, but my love for you grows stronger. On this special day, I want to tell you that your love makes my life complete. Happy birthday, hubby. Happy birthday, hubby! 53. Happy birthday to my dearest husband, and I will be with you every day in the future. The days to come will be filled with you. Love you? 54. Let the rain and dew of spring, the rain of summer, the refreshingness of autumn and the passion of winter surround you. As your birthday approaches, I send you my deepest blessings, wishing you a happy birthday and warmth all year round. 55. I give you a bowl of longevity noodles, neither salty nor bland. After eating longevity noodles, good luck will accompany you every day, happiness will come to watch, happiness will come to you, and my blessings will be sent to your heart. I wish you a happy birthday and wonderful every day. 56. I send you a greeting card, wishing you happy today every year; I send you a hairpin, wishing you happiness every year; I send you a handkerchief, hoping you will be happy and chattering every day; I send you a bouquet of flowers, Happy birthday lol. 57. Spring is dyed green, the summer sun is as red as fire, the autumn wind blows the fallen leaves, and the winter snow is like singing. There are four seasons all year round. Just wait for this moment to toast to happiness and longevity. I wish you more happiness. 58. The warm candlelight lights up for you, and the past time comes to mind; hold your hands tightly on your chest; silently make a wish for yourself; may all the blessing messages come true; may the happiness of your birthday stay in your heart forever. 59. I envy your birthday for being so romantic and poetic. I just hope that you will be happy, healthy and beautiful every day. Life requires struggle, creation and grasp! Happy birthday my dear. 60. I wish you a happy birthday with all my love. On this special moment, I want to tell you that you make my life meaningful. My love for you cannot be expressed in words. I will spend every day of my life with you. Happy birthday! 61. I give you a piece of love cake: the bottom layer is for a lifetime of peace, the middle is filled with infinite blessings, the surroundings are filled with wealth and auspiciousness, and the top is filled with joy and happiness, plus eternal happiness. I wish the person I love the most will have his wish every day! Happy birthday! 62. A gentle blessing cannot express a thousand words in my heart. A short text message brings you my heartfelt greetings. In fact, I have always missed you! 63. The sun takes a deep breath to make you warm, the breeze makes you feel refreshed, the rose takes a deep breath to make time romantic, I love you, and I take a deep breath to make our love happy. Happy birthday! 64. Meeting is fate, I miss you all the time; meeting is a dream, I miss you all the time; having you by my side is the best wish; without you, I will be lonely, and loneliness fills my heart. My birthday is coming, I look forward to the blossoming of love. 65. I know today is your birthday, but I am far away from home, so I can only use this text message to convey my blessings. I hope my blessings can bring you the warmth of spring, the coolness of summer, the harvest of autumn, and the harvest of winter. Enjoy and happy birthday! 66. The noisy party envelopes the face of joy, the mellow wine conveys the sweetness of happiness, the gorgeous candlelight reflects the happy smiling face, and the sweet cake expresses my wishes for you: Happy birthday to you! 67. At this moment, I miss you the most. Let the clouds carry your heartfelt blessings and embellish your sweet dreams. May you have a warm and romantic birthday! Happy birthday. 68. The stars light up the night and sow hope for tomorrow. The sea washes away the suffering and leaves behind infinite expectations. I give you my best wishes: I wish you a sweet and happy birthday, and your life is as bright as a flower! 69. May all joy, all happiness, all warmth and all good luck surround you. Happy birthday! 70. Send a wish, may you embrace and dance with happiness, sing with happiness, share the bed with good luck, be inseparable from beauty, and be with health day and night. There is no special gift, only this message. ,Happy birthday to you! 71. Thousands of blessings are always in love, blessings reach the five continents, heaven and earth are determined, endless birthday celebrations, peace every day, cake order. A quick knife cuts off the joy and sorrow, leaving a lot of joy and happiness. I wish you a happy birthday and you can sleep happily.

72. Look at the bright sun today, it is the candlelight I light for you; look at the flight of the bird, it is the wings I bless you with; look up at the blue sky, make a birthday wish, and wish you sweet dreams and good luck. Happy moments bloom! Happy birthday! 73. The flowers are brilliant, the sun is warm, the gentle breeze brings fragrance, the green shade is auspicious, the birds are chirping, and the insects are smiling. It turns out that on your birthday, everything is happy. I send blessings to you. I wish you a happy birthday and eternal health. . Funny Copywriting Sentences Part 3 1. Having a crush on someone is as attractive as having wifi on them. 2. I hope you can accompany me to lose weight. Only when I see you can I lose my appetite. 3. "Why do you keep drinking water?" "I just ate an apple!" "Does eating an apple make you thirsty?" "No, I forgot to wash the apple. I have to eat it first and then wash it!" 4. Saw a sentence Quote: Everyone has a fat friend around them, who do you think of? I thought about it for a long time and finally thought about the mirror. 5. Yesterday I went to apply for a new ID card and wanted to change my photo. The police officer said something that solved my years of confusion. He said: "The photo on the ID card is ugly so that you can hide it properly. It is not easy to hide it." Expose it to avoid being lost or stolen.” 6. Wife, it’s not that I don’t quit smoking. The key is that my grandfather smokes and my father smokes. I can’t stop smoking. 7. Do you want to get rich overnight? Do you want to be worth over 100 million? Do you want to have enough food and clothing? Do you want to live without worries? Why not stay with me and let the two of us think together. 8. Some people don’t even know their neighbors, but they are extremely concerned about whether there are aliens in the world. 9. "The Chinese New Year is almost here, what do you want to get the most discount in the mall?" "My girlfriend's legs." 10. There is a kind of collapse called entering the password incorrectly, there is a kind of panic called account login from another place, and there is a kind of emotion called invisible pairing. Its visible! There is a misunderstanding that the human machine is offline, and there is a frustration that you do not have access rights. 11. Being in a daze, if done well, is called deepness. If you don't do it well, you are very likely to fall asleep. 12. Girls, in the future, find a husband named Xia and a child named Xia Ke. This child should not be asked questions by the teacher. 13. There is always a group of invisible friends lying in your friend list like dead people, and their epitaphs will occasionally be changed. 14. Those children are the most annoying. They fantasize about being a princess all day long. They are so boring. I am different. I am a prince. 15. When going out in the wild where there are many snakes, be sure to bring an umbrella. If you encounter a snake, open your umbrella and say, "Wait a thousand years, wait a minute, ahhh...ah!" Screaming like this looks artistic! 16. What is the biggest difference between mathematics and Chinese? I couldn’t understand the answers after copying them in mathematics, but I didn’t want to copy them after reading the answers in Chinese! 17. Don’t feel inferior because you are ugly. Look at me, I am not proud of myself even though I am so handsome. 18. I said to my husband: "Husband, there are Beijing, Nanjing and Tokyo in this world, why is there no Xijing?" The three-year-old son next to me immediately answered: "Wasn't the Western Classic taken away by Monk Tang?" 19 .A woman's wardrobe is like a harem, with three palaces, six courtyards, seventy-two concubines, and countless beauties of all kinds, but only a few are favored. 20. When I was a child, I used a small hoe to dig holes in the yard every day. I wanted to dig through the earth and go to the United States to see it. Now that I think about it, I was really naive. If the digging went astray and reached the Pacific Ocean, wouldn't my home be flooded? 21. There was a traffic jam on the road. The car in front of me was driving very slowly. I was about to be late. I was so anxious that I kept honking the horn. So I was kicked out by the driver and the ticket was not refunded to me! 22. What’s wrong with men lying? Is there anything wrong with this? Don’t you women wear makeup every day? 23. After watching a lot of costume dramas, I suddenly discovered that Emperor Qianlong actually had the power of doppelganger. One was extremely busy dealing with state affairs all day, the other was traveling around the mountains and rivers poetically and picturesquely, the other was chatting with two ministers all day, and the other was in the harem all day. The love between children is long, and there is one who plays house with the princesses all day long! 24. The girl who likes my post will definitely be single within three days. If it doesn’t work, come to me and I will be your boyfriend! 25. A classmate said to the teacher: "Teacher, what you teach is useless." As a result, the teacher replied: "I don't allow you to say that about yourself.

” 26. Although you have a bad temper, poor grades, bad temperament, bad personality, and bad appearance, the only thing you are proud of is: your good appetite! 27. You can’t help but stare at people’s stomachs when talking to them Look, it’s not because he has a big belly, and it’s not because I’m incompetent, but because I’ve watched too many foreign movies, and I always feel that there should be subtitles there! 28. I was hospitalized with a fever, and a beautiful nurse from the hospital walked by, looked at the hanging bottle, and asked How was my fever? I said: "There is no fever, this bottle is obviously cold!" " 29. Are you anxious about waiting? I'll be there soon, five minutes at most! If I don't arrive in five minutes, just read the news again! 30. My new girlfriend is about to break up with me in just a week. Because I haven’t read Octavio Paz’s book or Borges’ poetry collection! 31. My friend came back from a blind date, and I said, “How was it, was it successful? He: "Two-thirds were successful." "Me:" What do you mean? "The friend replied: "I agreed, the introducer agreed, but the other party did not agree! " 32. If I win five million, I will donate it all to my husband. He is so poor that he has no money to buy a car, a house, and bags for his wife! 33. Doctor: "I want you to get tested. Urinating and defecating, where have you been? "Patient: "Doctor, I swallowed my urine, but I really can't swallow my stool." 34. Life goal: commit suicide after earning a small goal. Perfectly achieve super longevity. 35. You never know those who look poor How rich I am, but I am different, I am as poor as I look on the outside... 36. Everyone who meets me on the road can’t help but send a message to Moments: Encountering Daniel Wu by chance 37. Advise some girls wandering in scenic spots to respect themselves One point: When someone wears antlers, it looks like Frozen, but when you wear it, it looks like you just stole two pieces of ginger from the market.