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Sweet words that make your wife happy are disgusting.

1, if loving you is a mistake, then I would rather add more mistakes, even if it is a mistake for a lifetime! Rule 1: The wife is always right. Article 2: If the wife is at fault, please refer to Article 1. 3, wife, I am not around, you should take care of yourself, your health is my greatest happiness. 4, baby: I have a toothache recently, because I often miss you at night, feeling too sweet will cause tooth decay. I really want to be your mobile phone, hold it in my arms, hold it in my hands, see it in my eyes and keep it in my heart! 6. My eyes are raining for her, but my heart is holding an umbrella for her. This is love. Honey, I did the same thing for you. 7. The furthest distance in the world is not between life and death, but when I stand in front of you, you only know that I love you, but you don't know how much I love you. 8. The fish said to the water: You can't see my tears because I am in the water. Water said: I can feel your tears because you are in my heart. 9. I am not afraid that you don't love me. I'm afraid you love me and then you don't love me. Dear wife, you won't do this, will you? At least I won't. 10, eat less salt and be jealous; Eat less meat and more vegetables; Eat less sugar and more fruit; Take less cars and walk more; Less angry and more smiling; Less sadness and more sleep, wife. I love you. Make my wife happy and disgusting. Second sentence 1. Rule number one: My wife is always right. Article 2: If the wife is at fault, please refer to Article 1. If you dream during the day, you will dream at night. You should take care of yourself, don't catch a cold and have a runny nose; If I sneeze occasionally, it means I miss you! 3. Wife, based on your good performance yesterday, I hereby present a banner and award you the title of a new wife who has not died in 2 1 century! Last night, I asked Mozzie to tell you that I miss you very much, and asked her to kiss you for me. If you ask me how much I miss you? If you ask me how much I love you? Look, the big bag represents my heart. 5. There is a lot of pressure at work every day. When you go to work on time, you can finish your work beautifully. Honey, no matter how hard and tired you are, I will support you. Do a good job! Before marriage, you drink coke, I drink milk, I eat radish, you eat cabbage, you like shopping, and I like shopping. After marriage, I drink coke and eat cabbage, and go shopping with you several times a day; Change for you, love me and love me! 7. I am afraid that I will get an electric shock when I see you; I can't see you, I need to recharge; Without you, I think I will cut off the power. Love you is my profession, miss you is my profession, hug you is my specialty, kiss you is my specialty! 8. "I am a bird" is playing on the stereo, and I am singing "I am a bird ..." My wife said coldly, "Hey, I know myself quite well!" Wife, my heart is your coat. It covers you, surrounds you, cares for you and treasures you, so that the wet rainy season is no longer gloomy and the night without stars and the moon is no longer sad. As promised forever, take care and observe life! 10 wife ... I'm really stupid. You are angry, and I don't know how to cheer you up. But you are really the most beautiful woman in my heart, with the gentlest temper, the best food, the brightest mop, the cleanest clothes and the best housekeeper. I am really lucky to marry you! I want to hug you when I sleep and when I wake up. You are all to me. 2. I have experienced more than 20 spring and autumn periods alone, and only after I met you did I have four seasons. Wife, everything I have is yours, and everything you have is still yours. I have a toothache recently, because my wife's smile is too sweet and my wife's kiss is too beautiful. I want to hide you in the warmest place in my heart and make you my strength. 6. I am my wife's ATM. I will be rich with a kiss, and I can promise my wife's request with a hug. 7. You ended my lonely wandering and brought sweetness to my life. You are my destination. 8. I like you and love you deeply. But I dare not talk about it often, because I'm afraid you think I talk too much. 9. All my lovesickness is because of you. I miss you when I eat, when I sleep, and when I look at you. 10, the world is very big and there are all kinds of people. But my love is very little, I will only give it to you.