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One day, a monk met a nun. He wrote a couplet: Part One: I didn't hang up during the day; The second part: I hung up at night; Part II: I am very free! The first couplet of a nun: the hole in the daytime. The second couplet: the hole is empty at night. Horizontal batch processing: the request (ball) is answered.

A student studying in the United States went home to visit relatives and boasted: American factories have advanced technology, pigs have been brought in, and sausages have been introduced! His father was very angry when he saw that he worshiped foreign things and admired foreigners. He said, your mother and I are stronger. I pushed the sausage in and a live pig came out!

Twins are chatting in their mother's belly. The boss said: Dad is very nice and often sticks his head out to see us. He just doesn't like hygiene, so he spits and leaves. The second said, it's better to be an uncle next door. After vomiting, he put the sputum in a bag.

A man can't go home for a long time, and his wife is very uncomfortable One day, before he asked his wife to take off the reflected mirror, his wife was happy to do so. He separated his wife's legs, put his chin on her vagina and asked her, Do I look good with a beard?

The condom said to the sanitary napkin, "I'm really afraid of you." Every time you go to work, I have no business for a week. " The sanitary napkin was angry: "Don't pretend, if you are a little fucking negligent, my business will be ruined in ten months."

The host asked: Can cats climb trees? The eagle replied first: Yes! Compere: Give an example! Eagle tearfully: That year, I fell asleep, the cat climbed the tree … and then there was the owl …?