Funny story: I wanted to eat my sorrow one bite at a time, but instead I ate it into meatballs one bite at a time.

1. I discovered that my myopia has become more and more serious recently, and I can't even see money when I open my wallet.

2. I have to work hard to achieve my dreams to make up for the bragging I did when I was a kid.

3. Time is like a butcher's knife, which is said to handsome people, but to those who are ugly, time has nothing to do with them.

4. It is said that if you shout three times in the mirror at midnight, your mother will come out and beat you.

5. If you were uglier, I would consider eating, watching movies and talking about life with you, but you are so good-looking, I just want to sleep with you.

6. Unrequited love is fruitless. For example, I love mathematics.

7. Do you think having money will make you as happy as you imagined? No, you are wrong. You cannot imagine the happiness of rich people.

8. I have been looking for a person named Li. I want to avenge my brother, because my brother is so awesome!

9． Sometimes two people who are chatting happily on the Internet don't talk so much when they meet, maybe because they can't send emoticons face to face.

10． Do you believe it? There is always a girl who comes into this world just to torture you.

11. There are only two types of mathematical proof questions, one is that shit, it still needs proof, and the other is shit, it can be proved.

12． You can disagree with me, but I can beat you up.

13. I wanted to eat my sorrow one bite at a time, but instead of eating it, I ate it into meat balls one bite at a time.

14. Recently, Alipay posted bills worth hundreds of thousands or millions of dollars, and I have tagged all my friends. If there are any difficulties in the future, we are all friends, so please take care of them. I didn't know you were so rich before. Sometimes it's my fault that I have a bad attitude. Let's get to know each other again in the future.

15. You should go home early these two days. There have been a lot of pig thefts recently, and I'm afraid something will happen to you.

16. I heard that ghosts are haunting the Internet during this period, and some people die suddenly for no apparent reason while typing. One of my classmates did so

17. Don't ask me if I have a partner in the future. It is against the laws of nature for us gods to fall in love with mortals.

18. You must remember those people who chat with you until late at night. It is because of them that you stay up late, have dark circles under your eyes, and have such bad skin.

19. In the past, cars and horses were very slow, and letters were far away. There was only enough time to love one person in a lifetime, but you could have many concubines.

20. They say that when a girl is angry, just hold her down and force her to kiss her, but why would I be beaten by her boyfriend?

21. If you were as long as your selfie, how could you not have a boyfriend?

22. I am not a simple, frugal, and well-versed person. I am just simply poor.

23. The king wants 100 pigs. The minister only brought 99 heads. The king said: Where is the other pig? The minister said: There is still one person reading this sentence!

24. The most romantic thing I can think of is to watch you grow older while I am still handsome.

25. When I was a child, my dream was to be a hero. When I grew up, I didn’t expect that I could easily realize it in an Internet cafe.

26. Please remember that I am a cold person, please don't be fooled by my frequent neurosis.

27. Parents, please pay attention: In the past few days, a new type of fraud has appeared in the society. Scammers will forge a report card with a very low score, and falsely claim it is the score of their children in the name of e-school communication, WeChat and the class teacher. , sowing discord and causing serious disagreements in the family. Parents should delete text messages about problems immediately after receiving them and do not believe them. Feel free to forward positive energy. Non-mainstream, practice inside and practice outside

1. If you are jealous, don’t give up. If you are envious, please continue

2. I am just used to having you, not that I am indispensable without you. !

3. If a man can rely on you, a sow can climb a tree.

4. When are the two lovers embracing each other, the two are watching the fun.

5. Give me a pair of chopsticks. I could eat the entire planet.

6. People are said to be fickle, but I didn’t expect you to change so quickly.

7. When you grow up, marry Tang Seng as your husband. If you can play with him, play with him. If you can’t play with him, eat him.

8. If you are annoying again, I will tie you to a straw boat and borrow arrows

9. Love has nothing to do with tears, and smile has nothing to do with happiness

10. You It’s not a reusable bag, what are you putting it in?

11. The higher you stand, the farther you pee.

12. All people are ordinary, and some people truly become ordinary people because they know this.

13. Even if I were a toad, I would never marry a female toad.

14. I only have a heart, you can see it hurt

15. Only fakes are real, everything else is fake

16 , It is difficult to be a woman these days. If you are more open-minded, people will say you are coquettish; if you are more traditional, people will say you are pretending.

17. To explain is to cover up, and to cover up is to make up stories

18. The love of junior high school students is going home together; the love of high school students is eating together; the love of college students is sleeping together; Married love means going home to eat together and then sleep! ! !

19. A beggar is a person who taxes your conscience.

20. Don’t you think that I am calmly watching you go crazy?

21. Life is the process from the little white rabbit to the big bad wolf, and then to the old fox.

22. Asking what money is in this world only makes me exhausted.

23. Don’t suddenly send a pig-headed emoji that looks very similar to you to ask if you are here. I am online elegantly 24 hours a day. It’s not that I don’t sleep, just because I am elegant

24. We love, the doctor said he has tried his best

25. I like children, and even more like the process of making children

26. Momentary impulse, crisis for offspring

27. In my next life, I would rather make money, so that more people will fall in love with me

28. Only when you read to the point of cramps, your literary thoughts will be like diarrhea

29 , Knowledge is a kind of food that makes the seeker feel hungry the more he eats.

30. Who gave you such courage? Don’t tell me it was Liang Jingru

31. Practice one breath inside and one fart outside.

32. It would be great if Shuai could be as out of control as Fatty! Non-mainstream classic quotations, practice inside and practice outside

1. If you are jealous, don’t give up. If you are envious, please continue

2. I am just used to having you, it’s not that I am lacking. You can't!

3. If a man can rely on you, a sow can climb a tree.

4. When are the mandarin ducks embracing each other, the ducks are watching the fun.

5. Give me a pair of chopsticks. I could eat the entire planet.

6. People are said to be fickle, but I didn’t expect you to change so quickly.

7. When you grow up, marry Tang Seng as your husband. If you can play with him, play with him. If you can’t play with him, eat him.

8. If you are annoying again, I will tie you to a straw boat and borrow arrows

9. Love has nothing to do with tears, and smile has nothing to do with happiness

10. You It’s not a reusable bag, what are you putting it in?

11. The higher you stand, the farther you pee.

12. All people are ordinary, and some people truly become ordinary people because they know this.

13. Even if I were a toad, I would never marry a female toad.

14. I only have a heart, you can see it hurt

15. Only fakes are real, everything else is fake

16 , It is difficult to be a woman these days. If you are more open-minded, people will say you are coquettish; if you are more traditional, people will say you are pretending.

17. To explain is to cover up, and to cover up is to make up stories

18. The love of junior high school students is going home together; the love of high school students is eating together; the love of college students is sleeping together; Married love means going home to eat together and then sleep! ! !

19. A beggar is a person who taxes your conscience.

20. Don’t you think that I am calmly watching you go crazy?

21. Life is the process from the little white rabbit to the big bad wolf, and then to the old fox.

22. Asking what money is in this world only makes me exhausted.

23. Don’t suddenly send a pig-headed emoji that looks very similar to you to ask if you are here. I am online elegantly 24 hours a day. It’s not that I don’t sleep, just because I am elegant

24. We love, the doctor said he has tried his best

25. I like children, and even more the process of making children

26. Momentary impulse, crisis for offspring

27. In my next life, I would rather make money, so that more people will fall in love with me

28. Only when you read to the point of cramps, your literary thoughts will be like indigestion

29 , Knowledge is a kind of food that makes the seeker feel hungry the more he eats.

30. Who gave you such courage? Don’t tell me it was Liang Jingru

31. Practice one breath inside and one fart outside.

32. It would be great if Shuai could be as out of control as Fatty! A classic essay about working so hard for just one meal

1. I am already very tired and just want to have a peaceful sleep. Please don’t appear in my dream, okay?

2. What I have been waiting for is your breakup

3. Girls who love to laugh can be charming! No matter what the situation is, no matter what the mood is, no matter whether it is cloudy or sunny tomorrow! Maybe we are all too young and the words we have said cannot stand the test.

4. The tired voice is the gentlest proof that you are my secret.

5. Whether you die or not, I will be here, waiting for you to die.

6. I am trying to make my shoulders stronger. It may be hard and tiring, but I earn every penny hard and spend it reliably. I feel that on that day, I will be qualified to say to the person I love: Hey, I am ready for love to fall from the sky, what about you?

7. My face is covered with scars, my heart is broken, and I can only lick my wounds

8. I used to feel sad, which refers to being wronged because of sad things. I have been bullied, lost a loved one, I can only cry and it will fade away. Now I feel sad. It is a kind of silence that cannot cry or vent. This kind of sadness makes life really long.

9. Hate, just don’t want to leave? Then, leave! Because hating someone is so tiring! !

10. A life of intrigue is actually not that happy.

11. When I have accumulated enough disappointment, I will leave naturally without hesitation. I will only accompany you here on this journey. .

12. You say you love me, you say you miss me, why do you say that!

13. Life is so tiring, why should we be haggard? When we look up at the stars, we are all wowed.

14. Life is a long river, rushing endlessly, sweeping away the good and evil in the world.

15. When one day you love someone as much as I love you, you will know how tired I am.

16. I have always felt that I am a very independent, strong, and motivated person who refuses to admit defeat. I have enough resilience and drive for life, and I will not be knocked down by life. However, when I really experienced the storm, I was shocked to realize how shallow I was back then.

17. Women must be kind to themselves. Once you are exhausted, another woman will spend your money, live in your room, sleep with your husband, and beat your baby!

18. I’m not lost, I’m not hurt, I’m not sad, I’m not angry. I’m just a little tired. I’m tired of giving too much and getting too little in return.

19. I am afraid that I am not that brave to face the lonely world alone

20. I don’t think there is anything wrong with me, why should I have to submit to you in every possible way to please you? I am tired!

21. So what if you feel tired? What can you do if you feel tired? The heart is broken, the hurt is complete, and he has passed away. Doesn't this person's life have no meaning anymore? Every time I want to change things around me, I realize that I am really powerless. Only now do I understand how depressing it is when I am powerless to change everything, unable to do what I want to do, and unable to have what I want, especially when I am unable to change the things around me. The people close to me are so anxious inside, and everything is so helpless.

22. Don’t let yourself show off your strength in love, only to get sadness.

23. If you care too much about others, you will either tire yourself to death or let others kill you

24. I will wait for you, but do people know that there is not much true love in the world? I've been waiting for it!

25. It doesn’t matter, I have to love you more. I just don’t want to let anyone suffer again.

26. There are no ifs in life, only consequences and results.

27. I think I no longer have the strength to fight against your lukewarmness

28. I walk quietly behind you, describing all the places you have walked on .

29. The reason why people live a tiring life is because they can’t let go of their arrogance, lose their face, and can’t resolve their complexes.

30. Don’t be afraid of hardship or fatigue, and work together to overcome difficulties.

31. You are so humorous, you use breaking up to test how much I love you

32. We have winding paths. Suzhou gardens with pavilions and pavilions stretch for thousands of miles. The majestic Great Wall of the Ming Dynasty, the Beijing-Hangzhou Canal running through the north and south, and the splendid scenery. The magnificent Forbidden City.

33. There is always one heart in the world waiting for and calling for another heart.

34. There is only one class resumption per week. Alas, this is a very tiring rhythm!

35. Have correct values ??and learn to think about life independently.

36. I am so tired and want to give up, but I am too unwilling to do so.

37. The promise sounds nice, but in the end we are not going to break up.

38. The sweetness of the past is out of reach, but the sadness of reality is never far away.

39. Ask the moon, do you remember? The fragrance of ink on a piece of paper has clear whose eyes? Whose sight is blurred by the fragments of a curtain? A beautiful encounter cannot draw a beautiful circle. Why is love so thin and shallow? He closed his eyes and sighed softly. Let the petals fall off the branches, the willow silk will flutter lightly, breaking the sadness all over the ground.

40. Are you tired of being with me? . . . Are you tired of missing me? . . .