The funniest short joke in history

One night, the girl was lying in bed listening to music, and suddenly a short message and a strange number came from her mobile phone.

Text message: "Are you asleep?"

Girls and children ignored it. Generally speaking, they don't answer or return any numbers they don't know. A few minutes later, another day's text message said, "Are you asleep?"

The girl still ignored it. The boy was very anxious and kept texting and calling. The girl was bored and replied.

On the text message: "You are"

Text message: "You finally came back, I just want you to know you, hehe."

On the text message: "I don't know you"

SMS: "I saw you on the road today and thought you were special, so it took me a day to finally get your number. Don't get me wrong, I have no other meaning, just want to make friends with you, okay? "

The girl did not answer. She thinks this person is puzzling and doesn't need to be ignored. She turned off her cell phone. The next morning in ................., the girl got up and connected the phone. Unexpectedly, she found that last night the boys basically called every twenty minutes, and the last one was called ten minutes before the girls got up. The girl suddenly felt a little guilty, and then her mobile phone vibrated again. Text message: "Are you awake? Did you have breakfast? Do you want me to bring it to you? Don't be hungry. "

After reading it, the girl has an indescribable joy in her heart, perhaps because she is happy to be concerned! The girl replied.

Text message: "I just woke up, and now I'm going to have breakfast with my classmates!" " "

On this day, boys sent a lot of short messages to girls: "Eat more at lunch, regardless of whether you are fat or not. Anyway, you are beautiful and your health is the most important." "It's windy in the afternoon. Remember to bring a coat when you go out. " "After class, I was criticized by the teacher today. I am in a bad mood, but I am much happier when I think of you."

The girl is very happy all day today. Although I don't know him, I have a much better impression of him. In the evening, girls went to study by themselves, and boys called. He said, "You said you didn't know me! When you finish class, I will come to see you at the door of your classroom. Remember to wait for me! " The girl agreed. As soon as the bell rang, the girl walked out of the classroom and saw a boy in a white shirt leaning against the wall. He is not the charming handsome guy in the novel. If the boys in the novel are handsome, they should account for six points. He smiled brightly at the girl, and the girl smiled at him and turned away, because there were too many classmates, and the girl was afraid to gossip! In the evening, the boy sent a lot of text messages, and this time the woman chatted with him very late. ............

It's been like this for several days in a row. The girl's mobile phone is full of his short messages, and all the calls are his. That day the boy finally said

Text message: "I like you, will you be my girlfriend?"

Girls are still hesitant, because after all, they get along with that person too little, and she is not sure how he feels. Boys have been texting: "Although we don't get along much, I really like you. I am serious. You will understand later. Promise me, number? "

The girl hesitated for a long time and finally agreed. ...........................

At noon the next day, the boy sent a text message.

On the text message: "Baby, have you eaten?"

On the text message: "Not yet."

Text message: "No, I've been hungry all morning. Let's eat together I'll wait for you at the gate of the canteen. "

On the text message: "OK."

On the text message: "Hehe, invite me to dinner, I have no money!" " "

The girl was stunned. In her mind, she feels that if people talk about money, their feelings will deteriorate. If a boy and a girl talk about money, their feelings can only be measured by money!

On the third day, the boy sent another message to the girl.

Text message: "Baby, my mobile phone is going to stop, but I have no money on me now. Can you help me pay the phone bill first and pay you back tomorrow? "

The girl was shocked again. She didn't know if what the boy said was true, but he chose to believe him, so she answered.

On the text message: "OK, I'll charge it for you later."

On the fourth day, the boy didn't call the girl or send her a text message. ...................

On the fifth day, the boy still didn't call or text the girl all morning. The girl was anxious to call the boy and asked him, "What did you do all day yesterday?" "Something's wrong." "Why don't you call me at night? I am very worried. " "I came home late and fell asleep when I got home." That's it. I'll hang up right away. That night, the girl played with her classmate's mobile phone in the dormitory. Suddenly there was news that this number was actually a boy's, so the girl secretly looked at it.

SMS: "Hello, I went out to play with some buddies yesterday and met you. I think you are the most special one. Can you make friends with me? "

The girl was suddenly blank and at a loss. This ........... girl picked up her cell phone and replied.

Text message: "But I don't know you."

On the text message: "We will know each other in the future. I fell in love with you from the first sight. "

The girl suddenly fell down. The girl in .................. picked up her cell phone and sent a short message to the boy.

On the text message: "Let's split up."

Turn after reading it. When girls reprint, they will make a wish not to meet such a boy. Very clever. Give it a try! If people who have seen it don't look back, I'm not sure what tragic things will happen!