How do others express their love?

Q: "The most famous show of love in history", how to reply more domineering? Ruby Lin, Wallace Huo wedding? An oversized diamond wedding ring? Don't! Don't! Don't! For you with a good education, the first thing that comes to mind should be God's reply, and it should never be so secular. Want to know the answer? Then please look down. ...

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Q: The most famous show of love in history?

God replied: the bonfire plays the prince.

Q: "It feels like snow outside at dusk. How about a glass of wine inside?" How to reply is domineering?

God replied: the driver drank a line of wine and his relatives cried two lines.

Q: What should I pay attention to when opening an inn in the martial arts world?

God replied: put big letters on the wall: I want to go out and play.

Q: How to express "I was bought" implicitly?

God replied, let me be fair. ...

Q: What does "who held my hand and made me crazy for half my life" mean?

God replied: I am sick, who has medicine!

Q: How to express anger gracefully?

God replied: Push your glasses with your middle finger.

Q: Why do some people feel more handsome and beautiful after taking a shower and washing their hair?

God replied: Because I am out of my mind.

Q: What amazing people or things did you meet during your trip?

God replied: My mother, she won't let me go anywhere.

Q: What is the strangest slogan in history?

God replied: garbage sorting starts with me.

Q: What if a girl wants six dollars to go home?

God replied: People who go out with chalk are usually unlucky.

Q: Is there a difference between southerners and northerners playing DotA?

God replied: In winter, the level of the South drops collectively.

Q: What are the famous sayings about football?

God replied: There is not much time left for China.

Q: Where does a woman's tenderness come from?

God replied: Go out after the quarrel and buy a dish by the way.

Q: If a hen had a mind, what would she think?

God replied: My hen!

Q: How can an aggressive person avoid being overcharged when he goes to the vegetable market to buy food?

God replied: it's no use, it's a grand tax.

Q: What's it like to be in love with a lawyer?

God replied: if you don't get divorced, you can't even get underwear.

Q: Google Glass startup command: OK, glasses, why is Chinese translation the most appropriate?

God replied: OK, Brother Jing.

Q: Why are people closer to the north more direct and tough?

God replied: It's freezing, so I don't have time to travel with you.

Q: What words and deeds show low emotional intelligence?

God replied, "Why do you always kick me?"