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A message to comfort girls

1, girl, give me a smile. Otherwise, I will give you a smile.

If you ignore me again, I will rush to your house.

I am an angel sent by God to punish you. If you are angry, I will go back to God.

4. Baby, I was wrong. Forgive me, okay? Come back to me, I will build a love nest for you, always warm you, care for you and protect you!

Baby, I really love you. I know what I did upset you, but I will change it. I can't live without you.

I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, the snow in Saibei. Sorry, Kaka is stuck.

7. Lovely you stole my love and my heart. I've decided to sue you in court. What should I sentence you to? The judge searched all the criminal records and cases, and finally the jury unanimously passed: I sentence you to be mine for life.

Last night, I asked a mosquito to come to you, let it tell you that I miss you very much, and let it kiss you for me, because now I can't go near you! It will tell you how much I miss you! You asked me how much I love you? Big bag represents my heart!

9. I am happy and carefree, but you are worried and sad; My heart is changing and your heart is broken; Thank you, you have done so much for me, and I am really moved for you.

10, eagle crows chicken, eagle crows chicken, please respond.

1 1. The dolphin wanted to give the angel a kiss, but the kiss was too high. The angel wanted to kiss the dolphin, but the sea was too deep. I want to give you a hug, but the distance is too far, so I have to send you a message: I miss you so much!

12, if I were a tear of yours, I would flow down your cheek to your mouth-because I really want to feel your breath; If you were a tear of mine, I would never cry, because I am afraid of losing you!

13, holding the acacia pen, sitting alone in the acacia chair, looking at the acacia moon and thinking about you; Where you are handsome, where I miss you lonely; The wind is blowing and the rain is dripping. Remember I'm thinking of you!

14, the fragrance of lace, Shui Yang Iraqis, find a ray of fragrance and play a fashion. The fragrance is the fragrance of the earth, and the fashionable texture is like colorful auspicious clouds. Listening is exciting, watching is impulsive, and you make my heart move.

15, single is coriander, love is celery (love) dish, breakup is cabbage, marriage is lettuce, divorce is sauerkraut, remarriage is leftovers, no lover is bean sprouts, and many lovers are cauliflower, dear, what dish are you?

16, first think of a number lower than 9 in your mind, add 1, multiply by 2, add 4, divide by 2, and finally subtract the number you thought at first and add 5 17. This result represents what I want to say to you!

17, time is a chain, happiness is a bead, and you can be happy for a lifetime by stringing beads on your chest; Happiness is a stone, and trouble is sand. If you draw water with a sieve, happiness will accompany you all your life!

18, I don't know if I am a guest. Friends are like brothers, and wives are like clothes in the distance. I don't know who kissed me May you get carried away when you play, and don't meet your friends naked!

19, looking up is spring, looking down is autumn, may all happiness accompany you; The full moon is a poem, and the lack of the moon is a painting. May all happiness follow you. I wish you all success and happiness!

2 1, life can be dull, just like a blue lake under the blue sky; Life can also be a poem, singing all the way in the Pentium; As long as we hold hands, every day is happiness. Dear, happy Laba Festival!

22, love package charges: breakfast 330 miss you; I want to hug you at lunch. I want to kiss you at dinner 370; Snacks 13 14520 I love you all my life.

23. Happiness is bread in the morning, noodles at noon, salads in western food, jiaozi in Chinese food, rice vinegar in Shanxi, peppers in Sichuan, kimchi in Korea and hamburgers in the United States. Happiness is still my concern and your smile!

24. Today is Laba Festival. I will make a bowl of Laba porridge for you with lucky rice, pistachios, beautiful beans, rich dates, perfect nuts, wishful honey, healthy sugar and worry-free water. May you be happy every day!

25. If you want to be beautiful with me, I will make you regret it; You have to pretend with me that I will hurt you; If you want to blow with me, I will turn your face gray; If you want to play with me, I will make you dizzy!

26. In order to run first, the hair is streamlined; In order to win the first place in dance, I kept spinning like a top; See if you can hold back quickly. SMS wishes you a good mood!

27. You can't change the weather, but you can change your mood. You can't choose appearance, but you can choose expression; You can't go forward tomorrow, but you must make good use of today! I wish you happy every day, happy every day!

28. Send you a girl without sorrow and catch a happy bird for you; When the bird of happiness comes with a girl who is not sad, please straighten your mind. This is my best blessing to you. I hope you are happy to be old!

29. I have never been a thief, but I want to steal a happiness for you; I have never cheated anyone, but I want to cheat you to get happiness; I have never hurt anyone, but I want to give you a happy turn. I am tired of my fingers, just to give you my blessing!

Girlfriend unhappy coax her words _ love story daquan

I don't like you, is that possible?

Second, what I can't hide is my initial enthusiasm for you. I don't need any deliberate words to explain to anyone that I am different from you.

Third, because I am your husband, I will die behind you, because I don't want to make you sad, and I will grow old in my deep thoughts of you.

Four, a little love a day, a little miss a night, give me a real oath, so that I can look forward to forever.

After you leave, I will wait for you at the origin! I'm afraid that when you lose your way, you can't find your way back to my heart!

6. Without you, I won't be happy and my wallet won't shrink.

No matter whether I am poor or rich in the future, I will always be with you.

Honey, I'm going on a business trip for a few days. Take care of yourself.

Nine, when I am with you, I can tolerate everything about you.

If we can't learn to be cruel, we should at least be a strong woman.

Without you, I will no longer be myself.

Twelve, everyone has only one wing; Only when two people hug and support each other can they fly.

Thirteen, please do not use a ruler to measure, use a ruler to measure, my sincere friendship, please feel with your heart, in the future, no matter where you go, please bring my blessing and hope that you can have a sunny mood every day!

Think about the joy of watching the sunrise and sunset with me.

15. I have no heart or brain, but I love you, spoil you and love you.

16. I want you to know that there is someone in this world who will always wait for you. Whenever and wherever you are, you must know that there will always be such a person.

I miss you very much, but I really don't know what to say when I meet you. I looked at you nervously and just said, how are you?

Don't leave me, I really can't do it without you.

Nineteen, listen, I love you!

I really want to tell you that you are everything to me in my heart. I don't ask you to love me, just want your comfort and understanding.

2 1. There is nothing bigger than the sky in this world, but there is nothing bigger than you.

Twenty-two, nothing, just want to listen to the baby's voice.

Thank you for loving me when I needed it most.

Twenty-four, girl, let's draw up a list of housework. Okay, you win again. You read and I write.

Twenty-five, compare? The light is more dazzling. Is it more dazzling than anyone else? Heart.

Twenty-six, I feel uncomfortable, in exchange for one sentence: where are you, you will arrive soon. ...

If you make your girlfriend happy

First, I meet and fall in love every day, but I still miss you and chat every day, but I still feel that it is not enough. I pray for you in my heart every day: May my beloved you be happy every day and always be happy.

For thousands of years, I am a green bristlegrass, waiting at your door. After several generations of cultivation, I only love you as an adult. Buddha said: only by birth and death can we achieve positive results. It happened that one day, you stuffed me into the stove to cook. So the Buddha's words came true and the flame of love was lit. Honey, I don't regret falling in love with you.

Third, in winter, send you sunshine in Hawaii; In summer, send you the coolness of Harbin; In spring, go boating with you in the West Lake; In autumn, watch Xiangshan turn yellow with you. I would like to send my true feelings to your heart and make you happy all the year round!

Wife, you are the other half of my life, and I look forward to the continuation of our life! I will take care of our children, my wife and this family with my sense of responsibility!

5. The caterpillar knows that there is a beautiful butterfly hidden in its heart; The seed knows that there is a towering tree hidden in its heart; I also know that there is a most beautiful emotion hidden in my heart: I love you forever.

6. Is love blind pursuit or selfless dedication? Ask for the joy of waiting for rebellion for love, and get selfless happiness for dedication to love. Love is hurt, you can't get it, and you can't repay it if you cry.

Seven, there is only one good wife in the world, how happy it is to have a wife. If you throw yourself into your wife's arms, you won't want a mistress. Being without a wife is the most distressing thing. I feel lonely and miserable. Where can I find food without my wife's arms?

Eight, with you, my smile has been permeated from early morning to late at night; With you, my world has ended all the sadness; With you, my happiness is no longer lacking. Lifelong love, because of you, is enough.

If possible, watching you fall asleep is the happiness of my life. Seeing that you will smile sweetly in your dreams, I know that you see happiness and concern for me in your dreams. If I can, I will be more intoxicated. I will write down my love for you with a whole book, and write down that I am holding your tenderness, which is my shallow singing of joy and love.

Ten, not every flower can represent love, but roses do it; Not every tree can resist thirst, but poplar can; Not every pig can read text messages, but you did. Congratulations!

Eleven, Bajie peeked at the spider essence taking a bath, wanted to see the nude, and asked the Tang Priest for help. Tang Priest shouted: Look out! It thundered! It's raining. Go and collect the clothes! When Spider Spirit ran ashore, Bajie fainted: Master, I'm convinced.

Twelve, love is blindly seeking, or selfless dedication? Ask for the joy of waiting for rebellion for love, and get selfless happiness for dedication to love. Love is hurt, you can't get it, and you can't repay it if you cry.

Thirteen, the weather has become so fast, the cold current has quietly hit, because you are cute, so I care for you. Cover the quilt at night, don't freeze your feet, eat more fruits and vegetables, which can supplement calcium. I sincerely wish you happiness!

Fourteen, wife! I miss you! Just like mice love rice!

Rule number one: A wife is always right. Article 2: If the wife is at fault, please refer to Article 1.

Sixteen, there is a horizon called near, an acre of mulberry field called sea, a bunch of love called till death do us part, and a yearning called unforgettable. I would like to protect mulberry fields in your world, spread my thoughts and look forward to the blooming of love roses.

Seventeen, when you see this message, you have been extremely fierce love poison, the only antidote is to marry me, forget it, let's get married!

Eighteen, wife, husband loves you, go to sleep quickly, husband holds you, always accompany you, have a good sleep together! Ah! good night

Nineteen, if it doesn't work, I can't help it! ! Brother, I am lovelorn now, I tell you! Don't wait until you lose it to regret not cherishing it! That will be the pain in your letter forever! I helped you! Points are small things, but feelings are life-long events! May you grow old together! !

20. You are the strongest magnet in the world. When I get close to your magnetic field, there is no possibility of escape. I have been completely captured by you, and I am destined to be intoxicated by you in my life.

Twenty-one, people are really tired to live! Standing thinking about sleeping, waiting in line when getting on the bus, unrequited love is really painful, eating is tasteless, drinking is easy to get drunk, working is particularly tired, robbery is not enough, and taxes are needed to make money, alas! Even texting pigs costs money!

Twenty-two, I have no eyes for you, because you are already in my blood; You are no longer in my blood, because you are in my heart. Dear, no matter where you are, you are the only one for me.

Twenty-three, you are the sun in my heart, but it is raining; You are the moon in my dream, but it is covered by clouds; You are the most beautiful flower in my heart, but it has bloomed; You are the Chang 'e in the sky, but your face landed first.

Twenty-four, you are my dream, I learn to be confident and strong for you; You are my sunshine, and I walk out of the confusion of love for you; Dear, come to my side, let's go to eternity together!

Twenty-five, you are my heart, you are my liver, you are three quarters of my life. You are my stomach, you are my lungs, I will collapse without your smile!

Twenty-six, you are the wind, I am the sand, wandering around the world to enjoy the sunset glow, you are the fork handle, I am the fork, we eat together, you are the main body of the black tea bottle, I am the lid, and the other bottle is really great. Love is everywhere, and I sincerely give your love. I wish you find true love, and Yue Lao is with you.

I have no time to participate in your past, and I won't miss your future again! In sincerity, get to know you; Linxi is with you day and night.

Twenty-eight, every look in your eyes makes me want to stay, every move of yours fascinates me, and every smile of yours makes me happy. The weather is getting colder. Have you taken good care of yourself? Remember, don't worry about me, my baby.

Twenty-nine, the stereo is playing "I am a bird", I indulge in singing that I am a bird's wife and coldly say: Hey, it's quite self-aware!

A mosquito stung his left arm and drank a lot. You were awakened by a sting. At the moment when you waved your right hand to hit the mosquito, the mosquito said to you: Your blood can flow in my body! !

Thirty-one, I set up a boat of love in the river of years to take you deeper into happiness. Let the sincere vows make a ripple of happiness and accompany us to the future: I love you forever.

Don't flatter yourself when you see the information. I sent it to your best friend. Please help me express my love to her, because I am too shy to have the courage. Please convey it to me. Finally, I remembered a sentence you said, which was very memorable. You said your best friend is yourself!

I will never regret loving you. I will miss you forever. I miss you so much that I can't sleep. If I forget you, I can't study. A little pig is intoxicated in the mobile phone!

Go to sleep, baby. It is getting late. Good night, baby. Honey, love you, baby. See you in the dream ~ quack ~ ~

Honey, I'm not around. You should take care of yourself. Your health is my greatest happiness.

If you make your girlfriend happy, the message that makes your girlfriend sleep is very touching.

6. The mobile phone buzzes, as if you and my heart are singing. Sincere wishes, deep feelings and connected hearts are inseparable from each other. I miss you!

7. Maybe I like you wrong. I really changed a lot when I fell in love with you! Fool, I love you!

8. In this world, I have never seen a more perfect person meet you on the road of life, which is the greatest happiness of my life. My loyalty and feelings are endless and can only disappear with my death.

9. If there are only ten minutes left in the world, I will recall the storm with you. If there are only three minutes left in the world, I will kiss you. If there is only one minute left in the world, I will say I love you 60 times.

10. Wind and rain are for following, fish and water are for eternal companionship, sand and stone are for mutual encouragement, and heaven and earth are for mutual help. You and I love each other, and life is colorful with you. You are everything to me.

1 1. Step into your charming figure and accompany all the love affairs of the sunset. In your arms, the moon is fragrant, the piano is bright and the waves are affectionate.

12. The most romantic story has no ending, the most beautiful life has no sadness, the happiest family has no disputes, the happiest love has no differences, and the happiest thing is to cherish you because of you.

13. If my life can be replaced by two or three words, it is your name, because you are my only love! ! !

14. May our love be deeper than cowherd and weaver girl, but not like their lovesickness. The pain of lovesickness is so miserable! Love never needs to say sorry. Happy holidays! I love you!

15. Me Before You, I never knew the feeling of missing and the sweetness of love. Please promise me that this feeling will accompany me for the rest of my life from this Valentine's Day!