A funny conversation between the two.

"connotative jokes" put more emphasis on connotative meaning, that is, a piece of artistic writing with more artistry, or the prototype of cross talk sketches. Look at the new connotation jokes every day, and soon the whole person will be very meaningful. Next, I carefully prepared "Two Funny Conversations" for you. Welcome to watch! A funny conversation between two people (popular article)

1. A fool is carrying 12 eggs. Suddenly, the fool met a man named fool. The fool thinks he is smarter than the fool, so he blocks the way and says, Test your intelligence. If you guess what's in my basket, I'll give you six eggs. If you can guess how many eggs are in it, I'll give you all 12 eggs, and then laugh. The fool looked at the fool disdainfully and sneered: It's embarrassing, can you give more tips?

2. In the car, I found a thief stealing my girlfriend's bag with tweezers. I kept silent, held her in my arms and gave the thief a hard look. After getting off the bus, we found that the thief had been following us, thinking that he wanted revenge. After a long time, he still followed. I couldn't help it, so I stopped and asked him, what are you doing with us? The thief said sheepishly:? Brother, I'm sorry, tweezers fell into your object bag ...?

3. Once upon a time, there was a man who didn't invite me to dinner. Later, he died.

4. After class at noon, I went to the canteen with a dinosaur mm in my class. Maybe it was a drizzle, and she suddenly stopped and looked at me affectionately. You? Will you be my prince? Looking at her sad face, I really can't bear to break her heart, but for the sake of future happiness, I must refuse. So, I put on a silly and naive expression and asked her: So? I have to call you your mother from now on?

5. A man and a woman go to eat rice noodles. Man: Boss! Four bowls of rice noodles! Woman: Why do you call so much? One bowl is enough for me! The man patted his head and said, Oh, and you, boss! Five bowls!

6. At home after work, my wife is in a daze, so my husband misses Doby and asks:? Excuse me, this little girl is so beautiful, do you need my protection? Who are you? I'm the escort. Hey, hey, who lives there, beautiful Liu Jiayao. ? Oh, it's still a kiln sister! ?

7. In the exam that day, A took a cheat sheet, and the last big question was a short answer. A searched and searched, but he was surprised to find that there was an original question on the cheat sheet, and the answer was on the next one. When he turned to the next cheat sheet, ah, it was written on the cheat sheet: See the textbook P279

8. Don't look at what has been lovelorn for 33 days! There are still 33 days before the CET-4 and CET-6!

9. In fact, Xiao Ming is the most 2B child in China. He always knocks over the ink and then lets us count the contents. He never gets the problem right, so he always asks us to help him correct it. He always forgets to bring things, so let's beg him for time to go home. He always likes to add water to the pool while putting water in it. He always likes to drive a bike to chase his little red ... who can compare with him for forgetfulness and brain damage.

1. In the music class, the teacher played a Beethoven tune. Xiaoming asked Xiaohua:? Do you know anything about music? Xiaohua:? Got it. ? Xiaoming:? Do you know what the teacher is playing? Xiaohua:? Piano. ? A funny conversation between the two (classic)

1. The boy confessed to the girl before Singles Day and made up a short message: n 55! w ! n a^o7 ! n paau ! Looking at the phone upside down is I need you I Love you I Miss you. He thought this intention would definitely impress her, but he never replied. The boy was heartbroken. It's just that he doesn't know that his old Nokia will never understand what Android's gyroscope and gravity sensing are.

2. Short-sighted, but not fond of glasses. Once I went shopping with my friends, and in the sightseeing elevator of the shopping mall, I saw the scroll display outside saying: Chris Lee is installed B. I talked with my friends in the elevator: Holy shit! Chris Lee offended this mall? Shouting openly. My friend whispered: People wrote that Li Ning's spring clothes were 2% off.

3. A woman arrived at the company in the morning, and her stomach was very painful, so she went to the toilet. I found there was no paper. There's no time to go back to the office to get the paper. I noticed that all the single doors in the men's room next door were left unlocked, and there were wrapped papers where the paper was placed. There was no one around, so the woman rushed in, slammed the door open, took the paper and ran. Who knows, I heard it inside, ouch, a cry. Later, I heard that a boy in the office was hit by a door when he went to the toilet, and the paper was taken away, until someone came in and saved him.

4. The mother taught her daughter to say: Choosing a husband is a life-long event, how long it takes. Look at your dad, he can fix everything: cars, electrical appliances and faucets are all fixed by himself. Even if the wardrobe is broken, he can fix his daughter himself. I see, okay? Understand your sister, if you also find a husband like your father, you will never want to use anything new in your life! ? (@ boyzhixin)

5. In the race between the tortoise and the hare, the hare was too proud and was preempted by the tortoise. Chasing wildly, he was killed. A farmer passed by and cooked the rabbit. Then he thought it was useless to hunt dogs, so he killed them and ate them. From then on, he stayed there and didn't work. The crops didn't grow well, so he pulled them up. I didn't eat anything in winter. I picked up a frozen snake on the road and wanted to go home to eat it. As a result, the snake woke up and killed him. This is the story of the race between the tortoise and the rabbit, waiting for the rabbit, the dog cooking after the rabbit dies, the seedling encouraging, the farmer and the snake.

6. The counselor in our hospital is a woman who gave birth to a child some time ago and took maternity leave. The teacher made a state in everyone's class one day, so the good classmates began? Teacher Yu, have you given birth to a boy or a girl, so that I can know whether I am an aunt or an uncle?

7. Over the past few years, Ma Yun has been responsible for cheating, Ma Huateng for stealing, Li Yanhong for robbing, Cao Guowei for stock trading, Zhang Chaoyang for putting on a show, Kai-fu Lee for fooling, Zhou Hongyi for quarreling, Lei Jun for dreaming and Ding Lei for joking. (@ 京京京京京京)

8. At noon the day before yesterday, I walked on the road with two male friends. As they walked, they couldn't help but take out their cigarette cases, lit them and began to smoke. I usually ignore it. I was a little upset that day, so I asked:? When you smoke, don't you ask your female compatriots around you? . They turned their heads, looked at me with pure eyes for 2 seconds and handed me the cigarette case. You want it?

9. A girl my buddy likes called him in the middle of the night and cried, saying that the sewer was blocked and the water overflowed. The elder brothers are very brave and desperate, so they rushed to take a taxi from the East Fourth Ring Road to the West Fourth Ring Road. As soon as I entered the door, I began to clean up, absorb water and wipe the floor, not a drop left, and I was busy until dawn. Since then, the girl has never paid any attention to him, and the buddy has been puzzled until one day when he urinated, and he had an epiphany and regretted it.

1. Why are so many programmers single? Because in object-oriented programming, we often encounter an error: we can't find the object. Funny dialogue between the two (selected articles)

1. The once-in-a-century God Stick Festival is so weak, let's look forward to the once-in-a-century idiot Festival! Idiot checked the calendar, Tuesday, February 22, 222, the 22nd day of the first lunar month!

2. q? When will Siri support Chinese? Apple: When Siri can answer this question. ? Xiao Fang:? Your sister, I haven't had my period this month, and I'm so worried about my sister. It's a lie! ? Question: How many people are mentioned in the passage? A: one; B: two; C: 3; D: five; E: 6

3. Today, ordinary young people are shopping in Taobao, young artists are watching lovelorn for 33 days in the cinema, and 2B young people are watching the life-and-death battle of the national football team. . .

4. There is a couple, perfect in appearance, who gave birth to a child who is almost two years old, but they always feel that the child doesn't look like the couple. The couple became more and more uneasy, wondering if they had been mistaken by the hospital when they gave birth in the hospital, so the family of three went to DNA paternity. The result of appraisal: the husband is related to the child, but the wife is not. . .

5. Su Shi and his descendants failed to match: visit the West Lake, carry a tin pot, and the tin pot will drop the West Lake, but cherish the tin pot; Awesome bottom line: listen to physics, go into the fog, see physics in the fog, and ignore physics.

6. A stupid American argued with me that speaking English is more difficult than speaking Chinese! Fuck you! Take one word for me. Men can use my grandfather, women can use my mother, the emperor can use me alone, the queen can use my family, the people can use me, the old man can use my husband, the young man can use my niche, the monk can use my poor monk, the Taoist can use my humble abode, the rough man can use my humble abode, and the literati can be said to be uninhibited, graceful and restrained can be called incompetent, and the upper one is called the next, and the lower one is called this seat. The common people are called right people. On this day, a chivalrous man who had a little holiday with Wing Chun Gate came to visit, hoping to uncover this feud. The master smiled generously and patted the stake and said, I only know martial arts and don't ask for grudges. I've been single all my life, and I don't care about holidays for a long time. ? (@ Ma Boyong)

8. What did I think was the pinnacle of the combination of Chinese and Western? But make the dragon fly in, Come on baby don"t be shy? But when you see it? How the Yellow River's waters move out of heaven, Can you feel the love tonight? And? Carved jade fence should still be there, baby baby one more time? After that, I had to kneel. Finally, the son released a big move: oh, how can I gravely bow and scrape to men of high rank and men of high office, I would rather be a gay! (@ Pocket English)

9. Today is November 11th, 211. Bachelor? , get married? Naked? , the name of the first marriage? Open the light? , the second marriage is called? Reflective? , divorce is called? Polishing? ,, flash marriage flash call? Flash? , singles party called? Excuse me? , dating around? Gone? TV dating call? Exposure? .