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How to make a man with a family want to dump you after playing enough?

Let him have a good impression on you first and pretend to be filial. This is the general direction.

Grasp this correctly, and the rest will be easy. Take your time with him and kill him.

Naughty, childish, deliberately say something stupid, say something seemingly ambiguous.

In fact, it is not an ambiguous joke. If you think you are cute, you can keep pouting at him.

Pretend to be strong, but when you have a question, ask him and ask him for advice.

Let him think that you are a stubborn child and accept all his attentions with a smile.

Don't accept expensive things from her at the initial stage. After all, you want to kill him. For the sake of long-term planning, don't be greedy for this petty gain.

He'll get sick or something, pretend to care about him,

Don't call. If the phone bill is not cheap, SMS is valid. A few cents for warmth.

When he invited you to dinner and served you food, he pretended to be a little shy.

But don't go too far, be happy, often giggle at him and charm him first.

Some moves in Crayon Shinchan and Cherry Maruko can be used if they can be used.

Tell him more about your thoughts, just lie to him and make him think that you have personality and ideas.

Just kidding with other boys, exercise him first, let him eat some vinegar and get some sleep first.

Imagine the future with him, sketch the future life, divide the work in detail, and decorate the furniture carefully.

Marry a good boy's name and give him something that can be preserved for a long time, so that when you leave,

Seeing this, he has more courage to die. Don't worry, you won't lose money. These things are a little expensive.

You can earn it back from him later.

Let him get the QQ name of the couple, the ring of the couple, the phone number of the couple and the tattoo of the couple.

Record that he calls at least three times a day,

Let him copy down all the text messages and add an extra chip for his death.

Give him a nickname, pig, dog, cattle and sheep, and he will be very happy.

Spoil him heartily, lose your temper heartily, you have worked hard, and now you begin to enjoy it slowly.

The more he says he can't stand your cuteness, the more you want to show it to him and make him's spaced out.

Let him wash clothes, cook and clean. All you have to do is hug him from behind, kiss him and say, honey, thank you.

He will work hard and be persuaded.

Go to as many places as possible with him, including parks, playgrounds and hotels in your city.

Leave your footprints everywhere, so that he will want to die when he goes out later.

Get into the habit of letting him tell you jokes and give him a candy as a reward after listening.

Let her bathe and dress for you, carry you upstairs and downstairs, and make his life full of your shadow.

Check his cell phone and email from time to time and pretend that you care about him. If he dares to lose his temper with you, you will cry.

Don't be too nice to him, or you won't kill him.

Always scold him and give him something sweet. What is the sweetness? I don't need to tell you, you know!

Work hard for yourself, care about his career and help him make suggestions.

Just chat casually, just let him know that your mind is here.

You should call yourself a leader and control him with coquetry.

You should be fickle and leave no trace, so that he can't figure it out,

All right, that's it. Now let him go to hell. The first floor of hell is open.

Go out for a night.

Don't answer the messages he sent you, because he will definitely call you.

Sure enough, his phone call came. Try to make him hear the noisy music around you.

The noisier the better, such as discos and KTV.

Tell him that you are with your friends, and you will go home soon.

After a while, he called again and told him that it was not convenient to talk now. Don't let him talk, just hang up.

He called for the third time, yelled at him and turned it off directly. Don't worry, he won't sleep tonight, I promise!

Sure enough, he stayed up all night and smoked all night.

Spoil him and tell him.

Dear, I am really a friend, a very good friend, you have to believe me!

With you, I will be enough, and I won't mess around. If you talk too much, he will be dubious.

That's what I want, to put him in a trance.

Kill him while he's sick!

Now give him some medicine and put a green hat on him.

You can't bring it directly. You should find some excuses to make him suffer more.

Accuse him of having a woman outside. If you want to aggravate the crime, you can always find evidence.

Break up with him.

Refuse him stubbornly, and within a week, you will soon find a boyfriend.

He must be reluctant to part with you and will call you every day.

Then you tell him the truth on the phone, tell him you have a boyfriend,

And tell him that your current boyfriend is a good man who will only hold your hand and won't even kiss you.

Tell him that your current boyfriend says to you, "He won't take the most important thing to his wedding night." .

His heart will break when he hears this, and he will continue to harass you.

Then continue to hit him and often compare him with your current boyfriend.

And tell him that he did something wrong to you outside. It's not your fault!

He called you again this evening and told him to call back in ten minutes. You are busy now.

Pick up the phone and call your new boyfriend. Talked for a long time, at least an hour.

All right, don't run out of power. Hang up your new boyfriend.

When he calls, just tell him that you are talking to your current boyfriend.

He told you that he dialed your phone number again and again at home, and every time he was on the phone,

You talk for an hour, he dials for an hour! He stood on the roof and counted the cars on the overpass.

This is what you want. Mission accomplished. Apologize to him. Good Night! Hang up the phone.

Keep playing with him like this, and occasionally boo him on the phone.

He will be surprised and tell him, I'm sorry, you just haven't changed your old habits.

Keep playing like this, don't let him die so early, there is still a lot of torture to use.

He still cares about you, whether you eat well, whether you dress warmly,

Care about what you can't do and eat during the physiological period.

Let him continue to care, care about the door, don't come for nothing.

Besides, you should light a fire for him and don't let him forget you.

Tell him more about your happy past and deepen his impression.

Ask him if he still has what I gave you.

Just play with him for two months. Well, the main pain is over,

Tell him you don't love your current boyfriend at all,

You are with your current boyfriend, just playing around, and you still can't forget him.

That's enough for you to say. Let him say the following.

He won't let you down, he will only let you go home with a full load.

Sure enough, he didn't let you down, and you proudly returned to him.

It's time to go back and let his pain escalate again. Brew the next storm!

He must have a little shadow in his heart, damn it, it's not a problem at all, because he is jian enough and loves you enough ~

At this time, you should be gentle and melt it a little, such as doing something that has never been done since childhood.

Embroider a cross stitch, embroider a love pattern on it, embroider your love motto,

It's best to stick a few needles in your hand, shed some blood and shed some tears for him to see.

Do more things like this, I promise he will be moved!

The most important point. He cares about whether you lost your virginity after you left,

But he was afraid to ask, for fear that you would be angry and that the real answer would not be acceptable to him.

Well, then you can do what you want, lie to him and make him feel better for sex.

Tell him you're not a casual woman. You were his first woman. You were, are and will be.

Don't worry, he will believe you, he will believe you, because he is * *!

Slowly, you start again.

Now let's expand the scope a little,

No eating or playing in this city, yes, traveling! This is a very meaningful thing, draining his savings!

He said to him, "honey, I want to go there with you to see the beautiful scenery there." I want to watch the sea with you. "

I want to go to Mount Tai with you to watch the sunrise. More importantly, you want to go out with him and forget the unpleasant past. "

For his sake, he has no reason to disagree.

Shopping spree, using his money to help him buy things,

Choose the expensive one and tell him, "You want your husband to go to Shuai Shuai." .

As usual, you can buy cheap ones yourself. As for the expensive one, go and have a look and walk away. Don't worry, he won't treat you badly.

This is the fastest way to burn money.

Remind him to eat regularly every day, buy him some gadgets to coax him,

Get a lot of things for him to help you solve, such as asking him to write a leave note, asking him to write a job search report and so on.

Pull him up in the middle of the night to sing to you and tell him you had a nightmare.

Tell him that your mobile phone has been used for a long time, the radiation is too strong, and your ears always hurt after making a phone call.

The higher-end scheming is coming. At this time, you should be very angry and resolutely refuse.

You won't accept it until you know he begged you.

Tell him about the clothes in the magazine, accompany him to talk about fashionable things, let him know and serve you!

Snacks are expensive, walnut and almond pistachios should be eaten as much as possible, and chocolate is not Dove!

By all means, change your equipment into high-end dazzling ones.

And you don't have to mention it yourself. He sent it to you voluntarily, please accept it!

Unconsciously, he showed great love in front of him and met stray cats and dogs.

Run over and talk to them and ask them if they are cold and hungry.

Very afraid of rats, cockroaches and the like. When you see them, you scream and jump into his arms and let him protect you.

In this way, in his view, you are kind, lively, lovely, thoughtful, individual, childlike, and believe in your innocence.

Well, since his old wound has just been cured by you, don't give him a good life, and then help him open the door to hell.

Why are you so mean to him this time? Yes, playing missing, there is an upgraded version,

Disappeared for half a month, the phone was turned off, and QQ could not be seen online.

Turn a blind eye to his news, he looks for you all over the world like crazy, and he doesn't think about tea and rice.

Lose a big circle in half a month, yes, torture him like this.

Half a month later, you showed up again and told him that your mobile phone was broken. Recently, the company is busy working overtime and has no time to find him.

Comfort him and reward him when he shows up. What methods can be used?

I said a lot before, so do it. Let him experience the feeling of getting it back, and let him cherish you more and can't live without you.

In the days to come, don't answer his phone frequently, and don't answer his short messages frequently.

Just tell him, honey, you have to believe me, I am a simple person, not as complicated as you think.

Let him worry, guess, and suffer.

Go crazy again, drain his savings,

Tell him to be nice to you and give it as long as he can. Let him eat only two meals a day,

Every day, I will extract some paragraphs from the internet and save them in my mobile phone, and send them to you regularly!

Almost, it's time to put a second cuckold on him.

Well, cuckold him first, and then think of a better way to leave him.

If your parents can't do it, just say that your mother introduced you to a boy.

You must listen to your mother. This idea is always a little old, but it really works.

Tell him you love him when you leave,

Tell him that he is the most suitable man for you in the world except your father.

Tell him that you will never forget him, but you must leave him because you have to listen to your mother and be a good boy.

Look, what a good reason. He is absolutely helpless and helpless.

Very painful, very painful. He can't blame you yet, but himself for being useless.

It's useless to get into your mother's eyes, and he began to forget about tea and rice again.

Needless to say, he will definitely contact you again.

Cry, cry on the phone, say you are sorry for him, but for his sake, let him not contact you in the future!

Sure enough, he stopped contacting you. How could you let him go so easily just to torture him,

If he doesn't call you, call him. Calling him every day for a week broke his self-defense.

Tell him you are in a bad mood and let him tell you jokes and sing. If he doesn't agree, you can say something sad and cry!

He will give you what you want, and don't forget to call him the nickname you gave him before on the phone, which will make him collapse.

Lie to him again, and you will go out with that boy all day tomorrow.

Tell him not to find a girlfriend in a joking tone, so that he can have hope.

I often send him some ambiguous messages so that he won't miss you for 24 hours a day.

Let him make mistakes in his work. Let him become depressed, let him eat halfway, and think that you can't eat any more.

Ask him to do something, let him help you solve it, say that you are used to his help and education, and bully him to ignore you.

Always be happy and let him know that you are addicted to love.

Let him love you and hate you, but let him love you more than hate you.

So show him proper care so that he won't forget you at all.

He will live in pain all day, drinking and smoking.

Keep playing with him like this for several months, at which time he may have the idea of death.

He can't be so cheap, how can he die so early, and more exciting things will make his life worse.

Without you to continue cheering beside him, his pain will be less and less.

So after bringing him two green hats, you must go back to him.

Think of a good reason to go back,

By the way, just tell him, think it over, happiness is to be won by yourself,

You decided to fight for it regardless of your family's opposition, because you really love him and give him a chance.

Tell him, give him five years, and you must do something within five years, and take out the capital to let your mother admit him.

What a grandiose reason! In order to love him, you threw yourself into his arms again despite the opposition of your family.

He will touch his nose.

He will believe you. At this time, as long as you just find a reason, he will accept you again.

If he doesn't accept, he will force himself to accept. He needs a reason to deceive himself.

Your reason is reasonable, and he is willing to accept it.

Go back to him as if nothing had happened, just like the first time we met.

Play a little temper at will, act like a spoiled brat at will, and be ruthless at will.

Give him a few good days and let him float for a few days. The higher he floats, the heavier he falls.

Ok, now you can keep an affair with other boys aboveboard!

Let him know on purpose. He asked you why, and you said you were confused.

Just say you hurt him too much and don't want to hurt you anymore. Just say you are a sinner.

But don't mention breaking up, just endure, endure him to death, make him uncomfortable, make him uncomfortable.

Finally, he couldn't stand it. He didn't answer when you called him, and he began to disappear. You can't see his QQ at first.

Don't let him go at this time. If you let him go, you will lose all your efforts. You must never let him go.

Play risk, leave him a message on QQ, saying that you can't live without him, that you are going crazy, and that you don't think about tea and rice.

At the same time, mobilize friends around him and ask them to help persuade him to turn back.

Leave him a message saying, "If you don't see me, I'll go on a hunger strike. I will buy bread and put it in my bag. You ignored me, so I ate. If you ignore me, I will starve to death. "

Don't worry, he will get your message.

You must wear a green hat three times. Now you should run away with a boy.

Leave her a letter saying that you are not young now and can't afford to wait.

He said that even if he could afford it, he was afraid that he would become bad and change his mind when he got rich in the future.

Say that you love him very much and are afraid that you will get hurt in the future.

It is enough to say that you would rather find a man you don't love, but that man loves you very much, so that you can be a princess forever.

Say you owe him a lifetime.

Tell him that since you have found such a man, you should leave him.

Remember to wish him happiness. She asked why you did this to him.

Tell him a word: "I'm not a good girl, just think I lied to you." A good man like you will definitely find something better. "

Yes, just tell him how long it will take to be so irresponsible and sexy.

You should harass him often, oh, not harassment, but comfort, so that he can often hear your voice.

This life lasted for about a month, and now it's time to send him to report to the ghost king.

Complain about your pain every day, and you may become numb after more experience.

Don't worry, there's another trick you haven't used, threatening death.

Tell him to give you one last chance.

You have left your current boyfriend and want to be with him.

Let him quit his job and look for a job in your present city, because you don't like living in a small city now.

What I said to him before is still valid. Give him a few days to think about it.

If you don't get a positive answer by then, you will commit suicide because your life is boring.

Don't be idle for a few days while he thinks about it.

Remind him to eat on time, go to bed early, etc.

These are all very useful. In short, you can show as much tenderness as you can.

Don't worry, you will succeed, because you are constantly tempting him.

No matter how desperate a person is, he will hold a glimmer of hope, but he refuses to admit it himself.

All you have to do is add a little fuel to his hope and light a fire, and the fire of hope can start a prairie fire and burn him to death.

Be diligent and give him more oil. Men can't stand this

Sure enough, he didn't escape from your Wuzhishan,

He resolutely resigned, bought a ticket and decided to live with you in a big city.

He decided to take a gamble. A few days later, this super sword decided to take a gamble.

Sure enough, he quit his job, bought a train ticket and decided to go to the big city with you and live with you.

Bomb. Bomb. All right! Prepare to blow him up!

He came to see you by train all day. Don't take him home to avoid unnecessary trouble.

Let him stay in the hotel. Don't go to see him right away, linger and go again.

Have one last meal with him after seeing him.

Remember to ask him to treat you, be luxurious, and you won't have a chance to have dinner with him in the future.

Start apportioning, pretend to be in pain and say "let's break up" to him.

Don't pay attention to his question at this time, because you can't make it up.

All the excuses have been used up. After that, keep silent.

His expression is definitely what you want to see in your life.

Cry for you, kneel for you, ignore him and step on his dignity!

Step on him repeatedly. However, it is better to cry with him than to be sad.

Yes, the one who cried.

At this time, another man must call you.

Try to let him see the call, especially the word "baby" in the remarks.

Well, run to the bathroom and answer the phone.

Tell the other person that everything is settled, and speak louder when you call so that he can hear you.

Talk on the phone for a long time, preferably half an hour. Let his heart die first, and then let his people die.

If you look carefully enough, you can imagine the heart of the man who hates your guts.

How did he get cold in this minute-by-minute waiting? You can imagine how suffocated he would have felt.

Just like a fish out of water, it keeps trying to breathe on the shore, but it doesn't help.

He can only accept the fate he already knows, but he doesn't want to escape the moment when fate is pronounced.

He still likes swords, and there is still a little ridiculous hope. I hope you will turn around eventually. But that's impossible!

Enough talking on the phone. Come out and say goodbye to him.

I'm sorry, but I still have to say something. This is a polite question!

Forget it, comfort him again and tell him that you have your helplessness and you don't want it.

If there is a next life, you will make it up to him, love him and stop hurting him, but not in this life.

You just want to leave him.

He will definitely slap you, forget it, don't argue with him, just let him slap you.

When he's done fanning, tell him it's getting late and you have to go back.

At this moment, you may have a little heartache, but don't worry.

Because the play you have worked so hard to plan and perform for so long is coming to an end.

Well, take a deep breath and leave your most beautiful smile to him with pity.

Take care, take your bag and leave. Finally, your purpose has been achieved.

Emotional injury, he can't be hurt by you anymore, his savings have been drained by you, and his job has been resigned by you.

Now it can be said that he has nothing but death. What choice does he have? In this case,

He has only one thought-death,

If he had seen the plot of a brain-dead Korean drama, he might have kept calling you before he died.

There is one thing you must remember at this time. You mustn't answer it unless you think it's time to say something hard and give him a ride.

However, I think if he can't hear your voice or see you anyway, then he will feel the greatest disappointment.

Sadness is more terrible than death!

Maybe he will walk in the street with a blank mind and turn a blind eye to the passing cars.

Congratulations when the vehicle crushed his bones,

You finally killed him.

Maybe he will climb the tallest building in the area and overlook the red lights and green wine everywhere.

Looking down at the prosperity I once enjoyed, my heart suddenly trembled violently and tears could not help falling down his pale face.

He must have seen something and remembered your past. Haha, give it to Nima. Those dogs are happy.

Just paving the way for him today.

There is another possibility.

He's not dead. Congratulations again, it's more effective than death.

He will live in hell for a long time.

He has buried a shadow in his heart all his life and only experienced you as a woman.

But he has suffered too much from you.