A humorous sentence that teases girls

1, I went to the city to take part in the pigeon racing yesterday, and I went alone. I miss you for countless nights, and I remember the unforgettable night with you. I pray for a meteor, so that I can meet you in my next life and fall in love with you until the end of time! Be careful when you walk across the grass, don't dirty the soil I want to eat this month. In winter, every time your feet reach a new place under the covers, it is an adventure. 5. What else would you consider for an elegant man like me? 6. Sleeping posture determines my hairstyle. I have a different hairstyle every day. 7. There are generally only two kinds of people who pay too much attention to me, one is secretly in love with me, and the other is plotting against me. 8. The teacher asked me why I slept in class that day. I replied that the doctor said to sleep after taking the medicine. I don't know if love will rot, just because I don't know, so I'm going to find my own answer! 10, the teacher always told us not to lie, and taught us to lie as soon as we came to check. I didn't chat with my sister before, and my emotional intelligence was not high. I have been caring and attentive to girls, and I have knelt down to please them countless times, but I have been regarded as a good man, which can't change girls' love for me at all. 1 1. What is the palpable pain? I just feel so hungry, but I still feel like a lump of meat. 12, I never hold a grudge, but I usually report it on the spot. 13, don't argue with an idiot, you are a fairy, you can't reveal your fairy spirit. 14, I always feel that the bed rail, paved too neatly, will have a little meaning of enjoying my old age. Well, it's still messy and energetic. 15, flying a kite feels like watching a distant object from a distance. Although it is far away, I never despair in my heart. 16, every woman who has failed to lose weight for a long time has a girlfriend who has been ineffective for many years. 17, I always miss you, although we can't have every minute together. 18, since people get tanned, their faces look good, their teeth turn white, and they don't blush after drinking. 19, I didn't feel my existence until I met you, and I couldn't bear to leave you, even though you said so firmly. 20. You said you would stay with me forever. No, I want to have black hair. The second sentence 1, "You are responsible for beauty." "Then I am responsible for arranging flowers." 2. "They just want to sleep with you." "I just want to stay in bed with you." 3. "I want to be one of your teeth in my next life." "At least without me, you will hurt." 4. "I will never lose sleep because I miss you." "Anyway, it was you in the dream." 5. "How to hook up with a girl studying medicine?" "Just say you are sick." 6. "Are you a book?" "The more I look at it, the more I want to see it." 7. "You are really annoying." "What's the matter?" "Why are you standing in my heart and lingering?" 8. "Don't stop, don't stop, do it." "I can finish this corn cob in one minute." 9. "Is your heart graded?" "How can I put it?" "If I divide it, I will have a VIP and I can stay for a long time." 10, "Cheer up, people can't hang themselves from a tree!" "Your weight needs two trees." 1 1, "Do you guess whether I like playing the king or drinking?" "Love to drink." "Wrong, love you." 12, "I'm clumsy." "Can you teach?" 13, "I saw you at first sight." "God said in my ear," It's doomed! "14", why not ... ""Why not? "You might as well like me! 15, "Why don't you ever say you love me?" "As I said on the day I got married with you, if there is any change, I will inform you in time. "16", in a landscape where everyone has changed. " "I like you best. 17 "If the whole world is hostile to you." "I will tell you a love story for the rest of my life. "18", the world is too chaotic now. " "Come, hide in my heart. "19" You have gained weight, and your smile is not as good as before. " "But it's warmer than before. "20." It's so cold! ""Come into my arms. "2 1", I hope you will have a bad life in the future. " "So I have a chance to help you, otherwise I can't do anything. "22." If you write different English words on your face every day. " "I've passed 8. "23." Do you know what WeChat and QQ have in common? " "I will never hear from you. "24." Will you abandon me? " "No" "I'm so touched!" "I can't throw it! ! ! "25." Do you like the rain? " "Yes, but I like you better. "26." Take good care of yourself. " "If not, let me take care of you. "27." I have no faith. " "For me, you are more important than faith. "3 1, have a nice day. Earn money with both hands, clink glasses with three meals, and be hard on all sides. Five Blessingg celebrates together, treasures six places, colorful dreams, people from all directions respect you, Jiuzhou shows magical powers, and has a good life. 2, there is a kind of holding hands called falling in love, a kind of companionship called growing old together, and a kind of mutual affection. 3. If there is love in your heart, you will feel warm even in cold days. Although I am not by your side, my love will only increase day by day. May my love bring you a warm winter, and may you take good care of yourself and be healthy and safe. 4. Write down infatuated sentences with true feelings, love and lingering with true love, eternal vows with sincerity, sweet moments with beauty, romance and warmth with a pen, and happy love with a diary. Diary day, writing a love diary with your heart will make our love happier and sweeter! 5, a pair of hands, a dream, life is unique because of you; Make a promise that I will accompany you for a lifetime; I want to share my smile and tears with you. You make my life stronger. 6, a blessing, just accept it; If you are busy, don't come back; I love you very much, as long as I know; Happiness is the most important thing for you today. Wife, I wish you happiness forever! 7, want to send flowers, too expensive; Want to call, owe money; Send a message and you blame me for wasting it! Getting along with each other day and night is still caring and attentive, so tired; You and I know each other, the income is good and affordable. Ha ha, I still want to say to you sincerely: hard work! 8. I miss the tenderness in your eyes, the smile on your lips and your affectionate hug. May our love last forever, baby. Distance cannot stop my love. My heart is with you. May it bring you warmth in the cold. 9. The sky is blue when I miss you, it is warm when I miss you, it is urgent when I care about you, and I will take care of you when it is cold, dear, it is cold, and keeping warm is the first drop! 10, I have said that I miss you countless times, I love you ten thousand times, I care about you ten thousand times, and I miss you countless times. Dear, take good care of yourself and stay happy. I said every day. 1 1, I envy the sun, he can see your bright smile, I envy the moon, she can watch you sleep peacefully, I envy myself, at least I can always miss you. 12, I have nothing to say! There is only one thing to tell you: with you, you are everything! Without you, everything is you! 13, all I think about is you, and there is only you in my love. Although I don't have sweet words, I branded your feelings and thoughts in my heart, and I will love you forever! 14, I want to make friends with you, but don't bully me just because I am innocent! I am a thoughtful person. Sometimes I have too many ideas to live in peace. In fact, this is all for you! 15, I never said I missed you, but it was raining in Mao Mao outside the window, and I suspected it was your footsteps. I looked up shyly, and it was still a faint drizzle outside the window, drifting into the depths of my memory, so I tell you that I really miss you! 16, for you, climbing mountains is not tiring, and the ends of the earth are not too far away; For you, hard work is beautiful, and a thousand years is too short. I miss you all the time, and I will always be together. Today is diary day, I hope my dear has a sweet smile! 17, dawn is the beginning of debauchery; The clouds are light, but the warmth is a bit rampant; As soon as the wind blows, the mood of expectation is released; Birds are singing, and romance begins to flood; Hua smiled because she cared whether you slept well. Honey, did you sleep well at night? I wish you a good mood every day. 18, years bookmark the way you miss and clip it in every troubled day. I miss you at the moment, and I only hope that this warm blessing can bring you a little happiness in the distance! 19, I send you roses, which means I like you, give you chocolates, miss you and give you my kiss, which means I have fallen in love with you. Today I give you my heart, which means I will love you wholeheartedly. 20. It was that careless bartender who mixed helplessness with concern, which made me too drunk to wake up. Could it be that this smell is when I miss you? 2 1. If my life is a puzzle, you are the most important piece. My world is doomed to be incomplete without you. So please stay with me forever, and let my life be intact without regrets. 22. If life is short, live it! If you are lonely, then fall in love! If you cheat your lover, turn yourself in! If you offend your lover, coax him! If you receive the message, please smile! 23. I don't know what to use to describe love, nor what words to express love. Friend: Don't spend Valentine's Day without a lover. I wish you a happy Valentine's Day and a happy love. Come on, friend! Come on! 24. Honey, I can't do it. I'm terminally ill. This virus has occupied my brain, constantly copying and playing our happiness together. She must take care of herself when the baby is outside. Good health is really good. It is enough to have you in this life.