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Selected classic dialogues from "Ode to Joy"

In daily study, work or life, everyone must be familiar with dialogue selections. Selections of dialogues have exciting and thought-provoking educational significance. Are you still looking for a selection of excellent classics? Below is a selection of classic dialogues from "Ode to Joy" that I have compiled for you. You are welcome to share them. Excerpt from "Ode to Joy" Classic Dialogue 1

1. Bao Yifan lowered his head and showed the phone screen to Andy. On it was a text message from Mrs. Bao, sent around ten o'clock in the evening, "You put the Where is my daughter-in-law hiding? "Take someone home immediately." After Andy finished reading, "I'm homeless." 2. "I hid behind someone when I was sarcastic." Do I not allow you, Qiu Yingying, to scold you? You fool, you have no money, no appearance, no talent. You have red eyes and you will never be able to get ahead in your life. You only want others to follow you and make you laugh, you bad conscience. , Bah, it's not your turn yet. I think you've got it all done. You'll be like a rat in the nest, and you'll be a coward in 2202. If you dare to come out, I'll beat you to death even if I scold you. "

3. "As two adults, we respect their values. When we encounter different opinions, we remind them but do not interfere, but we will definitely provide appropriate assistance when they are in trouble. "Can it be like this?" "It doesn't matter if Xiao Qiu takes the wrong path." "No matter. Many interferences are in the name of care and love. Isn't that the case with Ying Qin's mother?" "Now, Xiao." Qiu is facing collapse." Andy shrugged, "Adults need to bear the consequences of their own choices." 4. Qiu Yingying said fiercely: "I found that it is best to forget some of the stupid things I have done. The solution is to think about money." Guan Ju'er was stunned, with all kinds of feelings in her heart. She suddenly dropped her ladylike restraint, raised her fist to the sky, and said through gritted teeth, "I also want to make money!" She came from a wealthy family and always regarded herself as noble and unwilling to talk about money. , always say enough is enough. But when she met Qu Xiaoxiao, especially when Qu Xiaoxiao somehow got together with that perfect man, she realized that money was also important.

5. "But do you scholars really think highly of me? I used a wrong word. Which of you didn't look at me cross-eyed?" Andy explained seriously: "There are two possibilities for cross-eyed. It's perfectionism and being unable to ignore the mistakes around you, but it's just a primitive reaction. The other is being intolerant and looking at people one-sidedly. You might be exaggerating the former. Look, look, you are the kind of people who are eager to use the fewest words when speaking. You are lazy and happy to talk about the former and the latter. We are tired of listening and have to use our brains to think about the former and the latter. Can you please tell me this? If I spoke like this, I would have been beaten to death by my clients, and I would never have gotten business. You guys are just professionals, so people must listen to you, so it’s best for people to just listen to what you say. Knowing half of it makes you smart. You are annoying, so annoying." 6. Qu Xiaoxiao's girlfriends saw it, and someone jumped up and snatched the bill from Dr. Zhao's hand with a difficult move. , without even looking at it, he put the bank card into the waiter’s hand. Dr. Zhao hurriedly said: "I'm here, I'm a man." He rushed to pay for his girlfriend, but said: "Sister, you are the one who prostitutes you, and you pay, you are the one who prostitutes so many sisters, that's not okay."

7. From Chinese, to Chinese mixed with English, to full English, Qu Xiaoxiao gave up listening anyway, Guan Juer was dizzy after listening, and Andy and Bao Yifan were clapping the table and laughing wildly when they were enjoying themselves. .

8. Finally, only two people were left to face each other. But Andy looked at Xie Bin for a while, looked away, and said in frustration: "I originally wanted to discuss the fears in our hearts with you, and tell you confidently that the problems you encountered are just pediatrics. You just listen to me and do what you want. But I I just realized that I am too self-conscious, unable to overcome my prejudices and put forward arguments, and I don’t even have the courage to speak out...

9. "Xiao Yingying, you were sorry for me last night, where did you die tonight?" "Damn Xiaoxiao, I'm at Andy's house. Come over if you have the guts." Qu Xiaoxiao hung up with a click, and soon there was a knock on the door. Qiu Yingying shouted happily: "I'll open it, you all watch." Then he rushed to the corner of the door and asked coyly: "Is this Death Xiaoxiao?" "You're going to die, I'm depressed." Drive quickly! "Qiu Yingying made a silent gesture and secretly opened the door slowly. Qu Xiaoxiao outside was startled, and then accidentally, she was hugged by Qiu Yingying.

But Qu Xiaoxiao quickly turned around and kissed Qiu Yingying on the face, causing Qiu Yingying to drop her flowers and run away. Qu Xiaoxiao proudly put her hands on her hips and said, "Tch, if I don't show you a hand, you won't know that I am both civil and military."

10. Guan Ju'er couldn't help but said: "Sister Fan, if you can, give it to Wang There is a chance that he is so anxious. "You are still young and you don't understand. I just thought about why I was rushing to get married and fall in love. But when I think about it, it is actually easier to live alone. I want to eat and wear. You have enough time to play with your friends, don’t rush off to go on a date after get off work, and stay to flatter the boss, and what are you looking for in return for promotion? "Love" "Love!" The love that adults talk about is just a cover, a fig leaf. The most tragic thing about adults is that they believe that they have love and are loved. In fact, I have already done enough. Ugly. Xiaoguan, love is conditional, don’t think it is vulgar, this is the experience of people who have experienced it. "Selected dialogues from "Ode to Joy" 2

1 , from Chinese, to Chinese mixed with English, to all English. Anyway, Qu Xiaoxiao gave up listening, Guan Juer was dizzy after listening, and Andy and Bao Yifan were clapping the table and laughing wildly when they were enjoying themselves.

2. For Andy's matter, she can do it without saying any conditions, but for Fan Shengmei's matter, even if Andy pleads, she still needs many conditions before she can agree.

3. She had just started to learn it, and she had to experience many things first-hand before she could understand Zichou Yinmao. Only by experiencing it a second time can you make sure you don’t go wrong. Walk it three or four more times to discover the trick.

4. A man and a woman first need to have physical communication needs, and then sublimate to the spiritual and ideological communication needs. You can get married only after these things have passed.

5. Bao Yifan lowered his head and showed the phone screen to Andy. On it was a text message from Mrs. Bao, sent around ten o'clock in the evening, "Where did you hide my daughter-in-law? Take people home immediately." After Andy finished reading, "I'm homeless. Please take care of me." 6. The strange thing is that I saw this picture when I entered the door. The paintings on the stage just said "Yo", "Xiaofu plays with cars, Zhongfu plays with watches, and Dafu plays with collecting. Are you starting to get involved in collecting? It's a big deal when you make a move."

7. "Did I hide behind others when I was sarcastic? Did I not allow you, Qiu Yingying, to scold you back? You xx will have no money, no appearance, no talent even if you practice for three lifetimes. You are red-eyed and sick. You will never be able to get ahead in your life. You are eager for others to follow suit. Look at the joke, you bad conscience, it's not your turn yet. I think you're going to end up in trouble. I can't help but kill you.

9. Meeting true love is as precious as meeting a ghost. We are both afraid and looking forward to it. Then they break out of their cocoons and become butterflies, each walking into their own worlds.

10. Getting out of bed is more difficult than a bearer lifting a sedan chair, and going to work is more painful than a filial son going to the grave.

11. When you are young, the sky is wide, and you are easily impulsive for love, wandering around and wasting time. But when you regain your sense, you have grown up, and the road ahead suddenly narrows.

12. Finally, only two people were left to face each other. But Andy looked at Xie Bin for a while, looked away, and said in frustration: "I originally wanted to discuss the fears in our hearts with you, and tell you confidently that the problems you encountered are just pediatrics. You just listen to me and do what you want. But I I just realized that I am too busy to take care of myself, and I can’t overcome my prejudices to put forward arguments, and I don’t have the courage to speak out...

13. Qiu Yingying said fiercely: "I found that the best way to forget some of the stupid things I have done is to Think about money. "Guan Ju'er was stunned, with all kinds of feelings in her heart. She suddenly threw away her ladylike restraint, raised her fist to the sky, gritted her teeth and said, "I want to make money too!" She came from a wealthy family. She always regarded herself as noble, unwilling to talk about money, and always said that enough was enough. Just use it. But when she met Qu Xiaoxiao, especially when Qu Xiaoxiao somehow got together with that perfect man, she realized that money was also important.

14. The more you pay in love, the deeper the damage will be. The saddest thing is that no matter how much you pay, you have to leave it to fate. All the endings will be when you meet the person you fall in love with. It was doomed in an instant. You have no way to control everything. The methods you try to use are useless. Those are all side effects and have no bearing on the grand purpose.

15. It is difficult to find an independent spirit and strong personality among those who do not have the confidence to find a future through their own efforts.

16. Guan Juer and Fan Shengmei are both mildly myopic but refuse to wear glasses.

17. Qu Xiaoxiao was silent at this time. She stared closely at Guan Ju'er, who had red and swollen eyelids and was still sobbing, and suddenly smiled and said: "Guan Ju'er, I have completely lost my heart towards you. Well, it's no use for me to treat you well. You go back. I won't make an exchange with you. If you are not my friend, you have no qualifications in front of me." She finally knew that she was not Qu Xiaoxiao at all. opponent. She has never suffered in front of Qu Xiaoxiao in the past, but because Qu Xiaoxiao has never dealt with her, she is no better than Fan Shengmei and Qiu Yingying.

18. Guan Juer has countless beautiful kiss scenes stored in her heart, including black and white, color, and 3D. While she yearns for love, she also yearns for that kind of beautiful kiss. But she forgot that beauty is the preserve of masters. He and Xie Bin, two novices, hit the road with the wrong angle, wrong speed, and wrong breathing, not to mention the wrong rhythm. The two of them pressed their lips stiffly, feeling nothing except their panicked heartbeats. But Xie Bin persisted. He caught Guan Ju'er and improved his combat skills in actual combat. Gradually, beauty emerged. And it's the most beautiful.

19. "Isn't this enough? Psychological shadows. People who come from such a bad family have psychological shadows. If they accidentally encounter some setbacks, they will all come out. If they encounter It’s okay to be like me, but how can a little greenhouse flower like Xiaoguan tolerate it?”

20. On the road to success, you will either die or be injured.

21. Of course, Andy took action. I have never doubted that people of any level make friends with people of any level. Andy, except for our few neighbors, everyone has friends. They are elites, just like me. All the friends I associate with are...well, playboys.

22. "Someone sent it to the wrong place. I'm not a corrupt official. How much is it worth? If it's more, I'll kill the assistant overnight and pretend I didn't receive it."

23. "It's so beautiful." Guan Ju'er peeked intently, yearning tenderly in his heart, and even wanted to get in and put a spy device between the two of them to listen to what they were saying together. For two such smart people, even their love words can be used for reference.

24. She can say that she spent all her money on eating, drinking and having fun, but who can she lie to? She is already a lot older and has nothing except a lot of clothes.

25. Instead of criticizing others from the highest point of morality, it is better to ask yourself first! If the other person is guilty, how are you innocent? No one is perfect. We can have different opinions in our hearts, but we have no right to criticize others. Throw stones!

26. I am thirty years old and I don’t have any savings.

27. Qiu Yingying is at the mercy of Fan Shengmei. Apart from staying one night with Andy in a five-star high-end hotel and eating a few meals, she usually doesn’t even think about that kind of high-end place. It’s not like that anyway. It belongs to her, and she is not delusional. But Qiu Yingying held the sealed box and Fan Shengmei walked through the hotel's bright glass door, wiped the well-dressed doorman and entered the lobby, feeling guilty for the first time. Unlike following Andy, Andy will definitely be able to handle anything. Fan Shengmei was similar to her. She didn't dare to touch the shiny coffee tables, the large and soft leather sofas, and the fashion magazines on the bookshelf, lest someone jump out and ask her for money.

28. "No rush. Mr. Chen is telling anecdotes about his time studying abroad. I thought that as soon as you come here, you can prove whether it is so bizarre." "I don't know. I don't do anything except eating and sleeping. Just study. After work, besides eating and sleeping, I will go back to my country and join you. My life will be so colorful that I won’t even have time to think about it.”

29. As long as you are a normal businessman, no one will follow you. If my performance is not up to par, if I have no performance, it will be useless to try to curry favor with him. If I have good performance, money can turn an enemy into a friend.

30. Always compete with others who like you, and don’t let fools talk about their merits and demerits.

31. Guan Ju'er had been thinking about how to write a summary so that her boss, boss's boss, and personnel would be instigated by her. Only after reading Andy's revised article did she realize that this She couldn't learn a single move. The same English is used, but what Andy writes is that only a genius would dare to do something other than me. Such a heroic spirit, of course, preconceptions, Guan Ju'er even thought that the things she had done in this year's work turned out to be so shining and important.

32. Men, the little bad guys who hide and reveal themselves when they are in love will definitely become big bad guys after getting married. When you are in love, you are full of flowers, and the advantages you present like treasures will definitely shrink after getting married.

33. Don’t think too well of others, and don’t think too badly of others. We are all mortals!

34. “Everything in the world can be understood through knowledge; Article. "Pedantic Ying Xiaosheng is not advisable. Xiaoqiu's attitude of "employing people beforehand, not afterward" is unpopular. Fan Meimei, who "responsed to all requests in the past", needs to learn from the incomprehensible twists and turns of the knife and mouth when watching people prepare food.

35. The premise of love is independence.

36. Xiaoqu, you often put a ball of shit in people’s mouths and tell them that shit smells. Who do you think is willing to accept it?

37. Qiu Yingying looked at Andy Entering 2201, she was very shaken. She really wanted to participate in Andy's life. She still remembered the meal she went to the Hilton with Andy last time. It was really a luxurious experience she had never experienced before. But she restrained herself after all. What belongs to others belongs to others, and what belongs to her is hers.

38. People all have insatiable desires. Not testing people’s desires is the most correct way to deal with things.

39. I often compete with my colleagues for the world, and I don’t want to be fooled by stupid people. High! I’m most annoyed by people who can’t turn around. However, there are countless small extensional conditions in life. Under certain specific conditions, some people, even if their IQs are not high, can become experts under the small extensional conditions if they specialize in the art. Just like under certain conditions, Newtonian mechanics is absolute. Therefore, when we talk to whom and what to say, we need to first understand the premise clearly. Some topics can only be discussed by fools. Ha ha.

40. Guan Ju'er said "Huh". She adheres to the principle of not gossiping behind her back and doesn't talk too much. She sent the text message neatly.

41. It is this kind of story that is 30% true and 70% false in order to deceive people.

42. “It’s the same sentence, I don’t see anything wrong with it.” “Who dares to send their daughter to such a complicated and messy family, with two mothers, two fathers and many younger brothers and sisters? And they are not divorced normally, they are all married casually. Who knows what will happen in the future? Not to mention Xiaoguan, even my parents dare not agree to have such a son-in-law. Who would dare to get involved with such a family? , look at Sister Fan’s house, ah ah!”

43. If you work for life, how can you give up life for work.

44. After driving for a while, Singularity stopped paying attention to the provocation from the car behind and turned into the service area. Andy opened his eyes and saw Singularity lying on the steering wheel like a Shar Pei, turning his face to look at her silently. She could only say, "I'm not hungry." Qingdian didn't reply, but just pointed his mouth in one direction. Andy looked along the direction and saw that it was the bathroom. He couldn't help but blush and jumped out quickly. Indeed, she drank so much water in the nursing home. Singularity is really scary. Since he is so detailed, he will see more of the scene where she had an attack just now. Andy felt like she was transparent in front of the singularity. It felt like she was being stripped naked. She had no confidence.

45. My best friend tutted, "Cricket, you're done. Just call me when you come back from a business trip and I'll go to your house to collect the body. It seems that the man is most likely to have divorced you. I'm telling you, in the end, The easiest thing is to take gas after taking sleeping pills, and you will always hit the mark and look the most beautiful."

46. Relatives are not natural lovers, and relatives are not natural creditors.

47. No matter what your dad said to me or what he did to you, I just hope that you will insist on being a decent person to anyone and anything, and a person whose words and deeds are consistent. This is what our highly intelligent and knowledgeable people should be proud of.

48. Every day in the workplace, I am content. It’s not that I don’t want to work hard, but I’m afraid that if I give too much, there will be mistakes. I’m afraid that others will seize on these mistakes and turn them into excuses, so that I There is no such salary now.

49. Spring is here, and it is the season of recovery of all things. With the advent of the wet season, all things begin to stir.

50. Qiu Yingying bravely stood at the door with her arms akimbo, but she played the pipa with her calves. He had no choice but to remain silent so as not to reveal his secret. "Ode to Joy" Classic Dialogue Selection 3

1. This is how falling in love is, not that the longer the time, the better.

2. A few years sounds scary, but in fact it is like a layer of fragile paper that will break when you poke it.

3. Life is difficult, no matter how you live.

4. The world is like a giant claw machine. I only want you through the glass.

5. As long as you make good money, and you don’t even blink an eye when I ask you to borrow 100,000 yuan one day, then I won’t be miserable.

6. Bao Yifan (Yang Shuo): Every family has things that are trivial to others, but huge to themselves.

But some people still get married in front of the bed of a terminally ill patient.

Of course, when you break up, you will make the difficulties huge.

7. Andy (Liu Tao): Falling in love takes too much time.

Now we are compressing sleep time to make up for the shortfall in the past, and we have to include two days on the weekend.

The rhythm of life is completely disrupted. A lot of the time, I can’t help myself and need to cooperate with others. I am really constrained.

It is unimaginable how deeply a person must love before he is willing to marry a man and have children.

You have everything, and your requirements for love are pure and beyond reproach.

8. Qu Xiaoxiao: Are you going to get married in the spirit of waiting? Then you are going to get married when you are really tired of living.

I feel that getting married is not a lifelong event, but that a person learns skills to live happily.

But I won’t discuss it with you anymore. You all make your ancestors religiously stupid and single-minded. They only know how to get married and don’t know why they get married. You don’t understand.

9. Life is difficult, but at least we still have each other.

10. Don’t challenge, life is too difficult.

11. Perhaps the two people who know each other best can only become confidants but not lovers.

12. I want to hear something from you, you deserve the best.

13. Because I like him and I love him, I must break up with him. < /p>

1. There are foreshadowings everywhere in life.

2. If you work for life, how can you give up life for work?

3. Adults need to bear the consequences of their choices.

4. The real lesson in life is that you are the most tired. Being a serious person makes people around you the most tiring.

5. Women don’t necessarily have to be flattered by those who please them, but they also have to be flattered by themselves.

6. The adult world is not just about telling the truth!

7. It’s not easy for anyone, and no one has the obligation to be sad with you.

8. Roses have thorns, but no one hates them because of the thorns. If there is such a thing, they don’t really love flowers.

9. Maybe tactful, but not sophisticated; maybe vain, but not without a bottom line.

10. The workplace is like a river and lake. There are rules in the rivers and lakes, and there are principles in the workplace. If you don’t understand the rules, you will only be eliminated. Sometimes youth is not an advantage.

11. All banquets in the world come to an end. Remember, no one can be with you except yourself.

12. Playfulness is playfulness, character is character. , cannot be confused.

13. Always compete with your peers and never compete with fools.

14. There are still potential stocks when you are almost forty. They are hidden too deeply. At this rate, they are probably still lurking in your fifties and sixties. Whoever buys and holds on, will definitely be able to speculate. Become a shareholder.

15. My sister has wasted all her good time on embroidering pillows. This good man is playing hide and seek with her.

16. As two adults, as friends, we respect their values. When we encounter different opinions, we remind them but do not interfere. However, we will certainly provide appropriate assistance when they are in difficulty. That's all.

17. Older girls have no right to fall in love, they can only fall in love with each other.

18. Love is love. The pursuit of eternity is ultimately a gamble. Only by pursuing happiness can you seek benevolence and gain benevolence. There have to be boundaries between relatives, let alone friends.

19. Best friends can share everything without reservation, but men cannot share.

20. Swallows know how to build a nest for themselves before laying eggs, let alone you!

21. At our age, one year older than one year younger has become a matter of principle.

22. A good girl must be able to take things up and put them down. She regards men as clothes, and men like him are just street vendors.

23. Cunning is very important, but cunning must be hidden in the heart and not shown on the face.

24. In this world, no one’s butt is clean, and there are more or less handles. No one is pure, so what people in the world hate most are people who don’t understand the rules.

25. The second rule of the world is that people with dirty butts hate the people around them who can’t keep their mouth shut. Excerpt 5 of the classic dialogues of "Ode to Joy"

1. Always compete with your peers and never compete with fools.

2. A good girl must be able to take things up and put them down. She regards men as clothes, and men like him are just street vendors.

3. Love is love. The pursuit of eternity is ultimately a bet. Only by pursuing happiness can you seek benevolence and gain benevolence. There have to be boundaries between relatives, let alone friends.

4. If one person ignores you, it may be the other person’s problem. But if everyone ignores you, you have to look for problems within yourself. Don’t just consider the problem from your own perspective. No matter how bad your mood is, you must learn to exercise restraint.

5. For those of us girls from other places, work is our only reliance. We absolutely cannot take risks on unpromising men. Absolutely not, don’t waste your best time on such an unsuitable man. You will understand this truth when you are thirty years old.

6. Two girls of similar age are in front of you. One is a vixen-like beauty with a lot of wealth and a generous dowry. She is also a turtle. The other is a woman with no household registration in other places. She has nothing and is one of the best. posture. If you were a man, which one would you choose? People in cities are very practical.

7. Generally speaking, most people think that helping friends is a good thing. But I am afraid of encountering two results: one is that there is no result, you have tried all your efforts, but people just draw circles in the same place, and your efforts can only be in vain; the other is even more depressing, After someone benefits, they will have selective amnesia, wipe you out and turn you into a blank slate, and some may even retaliate with kindness.

8. There are foreshadowings everywhere in life.

9. You are really interesting. You have called me Tianjie so many times. You are not allowed to call me sister anymore. At our age, one year older and one year younger has become a matter of principle.

10. Look, look, you are the kind of people who are eager to use the fewest words when speaking. You are lazy and enjoy yourself. What about the former and the latter? We are tired of listening and have to move. The mind thinks about the former and the latter. Can't you just say it nicely? If I had spoken like this, I would have been beaten to death by my customers, and I would never have gotten business. You just rely on the fact that you are professionals, and people must listen to you, so you talk mysteriously, and it is best for people to only understand half of it, so that you look smart. You are disgusting, so disgusting.

11. It’s not easy for anyone, and no one has the obligation to be sad with you.

12. When you are young, the sky is high and the sky is wide, but you can easily be impulsive for love and waste your time wandering around. But by the time I regained my senses, I had grown up and the road ahead suddenly narrowed.

13. Love is love, pursuit is always a bet, and pursuit of happiness is asking for people and winning people.

14. What is there to say about elites? In fact, they are just a small civil servant. They have quite a lot of demands. They shamelessly asked me if they could buy a house with me on a mortgage. I lost my mind.

15. If you work for life, how can you give up life for work?