Teachers' Day greetings are humorous and short.

Funny and humorous short Teacher's Day greetings are as follows:

1, Teacher's Day, I wish you good health, good appetite, good luck, high efficiency, more money, good health, good luck and happiness.

2. Teacher, I would like to be your shadow! Let my life have light and heat!

3. Teacher's Day, please postpone the corruption fee, unfortunately; I want to give you gold bars at a discount, and they are all out of stock; If you want to say loudly that I am rare, and you are worried about Jenny yelling, then read the text message and smile! I wish you a happy Teacher's Day!

4, Teacher's Day, bless a student teacher who often skips classes; Bless ten teachers as qualified students; Bless one hundred teachers, who are students who have passed the exam; Bless 1000 teachers, especially the Minister of Education!

5, Teacher's Day, I want to worship you as a teacher! Learn some business from you, and have money to see and do; Learn some love tips from you and chase whoever you like; I'll learn more from you. Anyone who doesn't say I'm handsome and beautiful will be beaten!

6. When Teacher's Day comes, I will twist it into wool and weave it into a warm vest for you. The predecessor is health, the back is peace, happiness is in the neckline, and happiness is on the shoulders. I will spend the cool autumn and winter with you and warm you every day!

7. On Teacher's Day, my thoughts are all about you, and I am praying for you in a thousand words. I am happy because of you, and all my wisdom comes from your teaching. I send all my blessings to you and wish you a happy Teacher's Day.

8. Teacher's Day is coming, and I send you a blessing, wishing you good health and a happy family; Greetings, I wish you all the best and good luck. Send you a message to wish you good health and all the best; Dear teacher, I wish you a happy holiday.

9. Do you know, teacher, your image on the podium is so great and charming? I hope you will always be young, radiant and full of peaches and plums!

10, send one batch, send another batch, fate; Teaching every year, thank you. Horizontal batch: Happy holidays.