Happy birthday wishes are short and humorous

The short and humorous happy birthday wishes are as follows:

1. Pig, you grow up quickly! Pig, get out of the market as soon as possible! Happy birthday to you, pig! Birthday wishes.

2. I can finally speak my mind confidently: Boss, cut a big piece of pork. Happy birthday!

3. May you have sunshine in your eyes and magnanimity in your smile in the days to come; may you be loved throughout your life and have everything you want; happy birthday, my baby! Mom and Dad love you.

4. You are beautiful and powerful, and your career and body are going well. If you want to ask me why my words are so sweet, it is because it is your birthday and I want to give you my heart.

5. Pick a star, pick a cloud, put it in the envelope of longing, and dedicate it to you. Happy birthday.

6. The sea is full of water. I really don’t regret knowing you. Happy birthday.

7. Like your eyes, like your skin, like your clear mind, it contains thousands of poems and thousands of birdsong! Happy birthday to my friend!

8. Your birthday is about to be unveiled, and I send you a message to send you blessings: Happiness is boiled in the same pot, good fortune and luck are sailed in the same boat, safety and smoothness are on the road together, and happiness and good luck are going together. Wish you: Happy birthday!

9. Mix with the turmoil of life, decorate the bumps and tumbles of life, paint happiness with warm colors, give happiness a sufficient reason, send me a love cake made by myself, and wish you a happy birthday.

10. Once a year, I ride a meteor horse to deliver blessings to you. May your arms be filled with gifts, your phone be filled with blessings, your ears be filled with blessings, and your palms be filled with blessings. My heart is full of warmth, and my birthday is so enviable. Happy birthday!

11. I have two purposes for sending messages this time. One is to practice fingering, and the other is to tell my blessings at the risk of being exposed to radiation! Finally, I will give you a special technical message for free: Happy Birthday. Don't laugh, be serious.

12. Everyone is busy studying and seems to have forgotten the happiness that belongs to us. In fact, unknowingly we have been illuminated by happiness, because there are people who love us and the people we love are there. By my side, today is your birthday. May you grow up healthily and may your friendship last forever!

13. The seasons change and the months are updated. I will never forget your birthday. May you be blessed with happiness, wealth, happiness and longevity today. Good people will have everything they want in their lives! Colleagues don’t need to be too polite. A message is the most practical. I wish you good health every day and success in life and work!

14. Although the sun is bright, it is not as sweet as your smile; although the moonlight is bright, it is not as kind as your candlelight; today the sun, moonlight, starlight, lights and candlelight are all lit for you, just to wish you a happy birthday. Long

15. I want to hold your hand and walk forward with you; I want to caress your head and be romantic and tender with you; I want to tell you gently that we will never be together if we are together. Sad; I send a text message to wish you that everything will be fine! Happy birthday to you!

16. Let the stars turn into my eyes and watch over you all night long; let the breeze turn into my smile and soothe your beating heart; let all the beautiful things become mine. Blessings, happy birthday to the birthday boy, may you be as blessed as the East China Sea!

17. A magic wand will bring you thousands of blessings, a magic sweep will take you to distant happiness, an invisibility cloak will help you hide all your worries, and a good friend will bring you sincerity. bless. I wish you happiness as if you were in a magical world, happy birthday!

18. Pick a happy flower and bring you a smile as bright as a red flower. Pick a happy plum, the fragrance will penetrate your whole body, and bless you with peace. Bless you with a text message and bring you good luck in life. Catch a smile and brush away your tired figure. Happy birthday!

19. Let time send my thoughts, let the wind carry away my concern, let blessings bring you true joy, let true joy accompany you through your happy birthday, I hope Happy birthday to you and may you always be happy!

20. Love makes people stupid. Love words are a bunch of stupid words, love letters are a series of stupid words, and lovers are little fools. Happy birthday, my little fool.