I don't like playing mobile phones, watching TV, going out to play, eating and strangers. What's the fun?

1. No matter what others owe you, or what you owe others, don't give up laughing. Laughter is the most natural expression of human beings, so don't give up smiling no matter what happens. Oh, no, not laughing, laughing, just like me.

2. There are more discount cards than bank cards, which means you can make money, but it means you can play with money. Our life doesn't focus on results, only on how to play. (What is this crooked logic? This Chu smile is very logical. )

You dare to find 400 undergraduates, they must be shanzhai.

I hate drinking red wine. It tastes sour and has a sour temperament. If you must drink red wine, drink something light. Vodka and Red Star Xiaoer are also good.

5. Isn't drinking just to get drunk? Why else do you need to replenish body fluids? Drinking is to get drunk.

6. People can't let depressed emotions stay in their hearts for more than an hour. Talking is one of the ways to vent.

7. Everyone living in this world will encounter emotions that are very harmful to their physical and mental health, which I collectively call garbage. Just like we have to take out the garbage every day, these unfavorable emotions should be thrown out as soon as possible, otherwise this person will stink and rot after a long time.

My habit is to eat only when I am hungry. I eat to live, but I don't live to eat. Whether I am hungry or not, it is shameful to eat on time.

9. I despise entertainment news, but I like entertainment websites.

10. I have my simple morality and simple desire for privacy.

1 1. Everyone's life is a one-way ticket. Many things are irreversible and irreversible. Happiness and happiness, pain and sadness are all optional. Whether you can be happy or not depends entirely on the event itself, but on your own heart. 12 ... There must be a chat tool in the computer. It is shameful to have a computer without internet connection. To turn on the computer, you must log in to the chat tool 13. You should not make less money, nor should you take more money. This is called principle. 14. Engagement is a man's determination to show respect and responsibility for his wife, which of course includes the precipitation cost in economics. (The so-called precipitation cost is the money that can't be recovered after it is spent. For example, if you are engaged, the man will hold a banquet and give the bride price token to the woman. ) 15. The gift from heaven is a natural gift from God. There are many things that don't have to go through vicissitudes or be difficult to understand. For example, some people will be hurt when they are lovelorn, some people will be hurt when they fall, and some people have toothache and want to die. Then some people can scrape bones without anesthesia. The same pain can be expressed in different ways, which is determined by their natural personality. 16. I haven't seen you for a year. Do you want to make a joke as a gift? 17. The chemical reaction of kissing someone you like or love is a primitive impulse and an instinct. If you don't know if you really like a boy, kiss him. If you feel it, you like it. If you don't feel it, it must be hopeless. Rent a girlfriend to go home for the New Year —— Chu Xiaoxiao's classic quotations

1. The discount card is not just a bank card. The meaning of a bank card is to prove that you make money. The meaning of a discount card is to prove that you are playing with money. We don't want results in our life, just play.

2. You don't need a leather wallet. Just using a canvas wallet means changing for a long time, which means that the color is dim and single, which means that the wallet is more expensive than the money inside, which means that it can't change with the mood.

The owner of the clothing store will send you a short message to tell you about the new goods. Who goes to department stores, shopping malls and supermarkets to buy clothes? Everyone should have their own unique clothing positioning and their favorite clothing store.

4. Long-term drinking of a certain brand of drinks Pepsi, Coca-Cola, Biyou yogurt, afternoon tea and carrot juice. Choose the right drink until I think of you when I see this drink.

There is a small but expensive bicycle wheel that can be folded, Hasan, Airwalk or Daheng. It is only used for office cycling, and at most, you can ride rice and buy cakes on the street after meals.

6. At least have a backpack, there is nothing in it, just for carrying.

7. I'm worried about receiving an invitation to the dress. No suit. Even if there is, it is often just hanging in the closet to occupy space. The most correct dress is a long-sleeved shirt.

8. You don't have to have a TV, but you must have a microwave oven. I hardly watch TV, but besides solving the problem of eating, the microwave oven also has magical uses: washing my face in winter and "biting" wet towels for one minute.

9. If you wear glasses, it must be a flat black frame, not a world of gold-rimmed glasses. Vinyl-rimmed glasses can not only be nearsighted, but also plain, and even wear frames without lenses.

10. Never satisfied with your hairstyle. Hairstyle is not identity, not decoration, but entertainment. Entertainment is not enough. Change if you are not satisfied. You will still be dissatisfied if you change it.

1 1. For Japan, this dish is either very popular or very annoying. Like and hate can come from the same reason: lightness, beauty, ceremony, ha. Japanese; Or for no reason, just like it, just hate it, there is no centrist.

12. You can fall asleep on any surface, except the bed, subway, cinema, sofa and desk. You will definitely fall asleep when writing a report in a meeting, but you will always jump up to play games and watch movies after going to bed.

13. All electrical appliances don't read the instructions. The person who writes the manual is *, and the person who reads the manual is more * than the person who writes the manual.

14. Birthday gifts must be safe. The whole set of sex is not sex, but entertainment, a joke, a joke. I received a safe condom, but I was in no hurry to use it.

15. Not drinking red wine is sour in taste and temperament, so we would rather drink vodka than red wine, and Red Star Xiaoer is also a good choice.

16. We go to 24-hour convenience stores more than supermarkets. We often go out shopping at night. Where is the supermarket?

17. We often scold IKEA and often go to IKEA because we are unhappy for many reasons, but the colors and shapes of things there always win my heart.

18. Try to use self-service to handle business. I don't want to line up, be called, waste time, talk through the glass, and look at people's faces.

19. Eat when you are hungry, eat when you are hungry to live, and live not to eat. It is shameful to eat on time when you are hungry. Basically, only afternoon tea is on time.

20. The most commonly used title is called fault generation by classmates. Only students can effectively narrow the distance between strangers, and they can attack and retreat.

2 1. When passing by a place with specular reflection, be sure to pay attention to your appearance. You should not only show it to others, but also make yourself happy. Note that this is not narcissism, but quality.

22. Clean at least once every two weeks, so that the environmental sanitation can be accumulated enough to make you feel a sense of accomplishment before cleaning, and don't let the fun become trivial.

23. I like playing with children, but I don't like having children. Think about how I grew up. If I don't grow up, I know I can't afford that responsibility.

24. Disdain fashion magazines and only read them. You can watch ELLE and VOGUE, and we can watch Milk Coldtea.

I never know where my money has gone. I didn't buy anything, I didn't eat anything, but the money was gone.

26. There may be two mobile phones, but what's the use of no landline? Don't tell me you dialed the Internet.

27. It's none of my business. Who can tell me why a photo of Faye Wong giving birth can fetch 50,000 yuan each?

28. Just go to the pharmacy instead of the hospital. I know my health. It's too much trouble to go to the hospital.

29. I hate being praised for being mature. Who do you treat as a child?

30. Hate interpersonal relationships. You'd better work from home. You just go to the office to play table tennis, play video games, chat and eat.

3 1. I don't like Tibet and Lijiang, but I like Hong Kong. Don't play with any emotions, pretend to be poetic, don't quit, don't introspect, don't convert. 32. From noon in the morning, our life is very regular, but there is only a few hours time difference with you.

I don't like drinking, but I get drunk every time I drink it. Why else would you drink? Replenish body fluids?

34. Don't toast, don't respect cigarettes, drink if you want, take it if you want, and don't be loyal.

35. There is a strange stubbornness, not eating anything with a face, only wearing white socks, not going out without bottled mineral water, staring at the fish tank in a daze. There is always something that makes you insist for no reason.

36. In front of acquaintances, there are indiscreet conversations. In front of strangers, saying nothing is not that you don't like to talk, but that you have nothing to say.

37. It is interesting to use dialects consciously and often. Now the popular order is Shaanxi dialect, Tianjin dialect, Shanghai dialect and Northeast dialect.

38. Don't wash your feet, just take a bath. Do you still need to wash your feet if you bathe more than twice a day?

39. There is a reason to have a party every day, except that the wedding party is for fun, and marriage is not fun, so try not to have a wedding, and never have a Spring Festival Evening wedding.

40. Think that a sense of humor is fundamental to being a man, or at least tell cold jokes.

4 1. In order not to stay up late, it is better to stay up late, either go to bed early this morning or go to bed early tonight. Now that it's done, let's do it.

Don't go out on May 1 day and 1 1 day. It's better to watch a movie at home than to crowd people.

43. One of my hobbies must be sleeping. We are not sleepy, we just want to sleep.

44. I like watching and participating in the draft. I always feel that many people are not as good as themselves.

45. Never take photos of yourself when traveling. I'd rather shoot the dog of my hometown, the clothes hanging on the balcony of other people's homes, and my own shadow on the ground.

46. Maybe your mobile phone is broken, maybe you got up late, or maybe you just wanted to see your reaction.

47. I am often in a daze because I have too many ideas in my mind, and sometimes I don't know what I am thinking.

48. I feel free, anything is ok, as long as it is convenient and simple, where is there so much time to waste?

49. Insist that you don't know love, and you can love at any time. Like many people, you will cry, but you won't * *.

50. English listening and speaking ability is much better than reading and writing ability. I claim that my English is poor, but I can basically understand English movie dialogues.

I think the world is made up of broken things. I think I've seen through it. No big deal. That's what society is like.

52. The more people hang up, the fewer people hang up. Without anyone, the world won't turn. No one should take themselves seriously.

53. Despise entertainment newspapers, but you should have a simple morality and a simple desire to peek at selfishness when you go to entertainment websites.

54. Finding a colleague of the opposite sex to accompany you to buy underwear is not privacy. Buying underwear with you is not sex, not harassment, but fun.

55. The worst evaluation of people is that boredom is an abstract standard, which makes you bored. The key depends on whether the words are nutritious.

56. There is nothing better than the perfect combination of repression and release in Men's Show.

57. I often feel old, and new blood always grows overnight, but I haven't decided what to do yet.

58. Two minutes is usually arranged in this way: one minute is worship and the other minute is contempt, or on the contrary, there is never a fixed standard, and an idol can instantly become a disgusting image because of one sentence.

59. I always feel that it is impossible for others to understand their worldview, the interpersonal network of the only child, cautious loneliness and self-protection.

People over 60.30 should not be friends, but can be lovers. You can't communicate with the elderly at all, but you are easily defeated by the mature experience and extensive knowledge of the elderly.

6 1. Girls who like to be cool, or beautiful men and women who pretend to be cool with boys, are not only not fashionable, but also have intellectual problems.

62. I like to gossip about others, but I won't be surprised by any orientation of others. Gossip is entertainment, not war. Everyone has his own little fun. 63. Write a blog, but don't go to great lengths to write a blog and a paper. Might as well come down and write a paper. Blogging is no more fun than * *.

64. Posts that read less than the number of words are no longer a logical world, so they can only go with the flow.

65. Netizens become friends, and friends become friends because they share the same interests. Because their interest is decreasing, they can only send words. Do you still need to discuss the advantages and disadvantages of the Internet?

66. The MSN name is changed at least once a day. People who only start with their real names as MSN names obviously don't understand the fun of mood changes.

67. Don't ask questions. Just Google for a minute and I will know as much as you.

68. The key to understanding the songs in each K room is the distribution map of Japanese and Korean songs and new songs from Hong Kong and Taiwan in the city.

69. Playboy is not afraid to express his love for a person with the most violent words and deeds.

70. I don't know what video games to play from the 8-bit computer to the PS2, and I really don't know where my blind spot is.

7 1. Everyone is a movie fan, bought a lot of discs, watched a lot of movies, and picked a lot of bugs in many movies.

72. What quiz games do you like to play? Afraid of what? What songs have you listened to recently? Who do you admire most? Criteria for mate selection? Show it not only to others, but also to yourself.

73. Can I draw, do I like drawing or do I want to learn to draw? I fantasize about being a mixture of ai yazawa and Naoko Takagi.

74. There is a favorite cartoon image Keroro Keroro, the violent bear is gloomy, and the panda SAM. If it really doesn't work, collect all kinds of comics, but it must not be Snoopy.

75. You can borrow books. Never borrow a disc and buy it without returning it. Forget it if you can't buy it. If you borrow a CD, you can't return it or buy it.

76. I like watching advertisements. Everyone has their own favorite advertisements, stupid advertisements, and they will give up TV dramas in order to watch good advertisements.

77. I am keen on studying constellations. As long as it's my birthday, I can tell my personality, fortune and collocation. I believe this when I am in love and lovelorn. 78. At least one star who used to be an idol but is ashamed to admit it now always feels that his dream lover has become a fool.

79. A good movie that delights in watching stupid movies and TV shows always has nothing to say. A bad movie is the source of entertainment, and everything is the object of Kuso.

80. I like at least one of R & AMPR, R & ampb and Hip-Hop. It is clear whether there is any difference or not, but Jay Chou and Mayday are always good. Lover Boshu 0a)Qlr2l

8 1. The distance between work and residence is within walking 15 minutes. Life is short. Why not spend the time on the road sleeping, dressing up and staring blankly?

82. Take a taxi or walk, and never take a bus. Taking the bus is a complete competition for survival. There is no need to consume life like this.

83. Books are packed in boxes, not bookshelves, so they can be turned out when you want to read them. To be praised as literate is considered to be laughed at.

84. You can spell every word, but you don't necessarily know how to write it. Either you forget it after using the computer too much, or you don't want to write it because the words are ugly.

85. Units that can wear shorts to work and are required to wear uniforms will never go. Work is already boring, and the only fun that I don't want to show off my clothes is lost.

86. I always buy notebooks and never write on them. I only collect them for good covers and newspapers.

87. Despising office romance is terrible, and it has no meaning except to prove that one's interpersonal circle is narrow.

88. Any job is related to computers. Manual labor is not our strong point, and 20% of our working time is spent playing games and chatting. 89. Never look for your own pen, always grab someone else's pen. Every pen looks like your own, no matter how many, it will disappear.

90. It is boring enough to have more than one MP3 player. You need to listen to music anytime and anywhere.

9 1. Don't buy an iPod because it is too big, because there are too few colors, because everyone has it.

92. M-Zone is used because there are packages, and saving money is not considered; Because whether you log in or not, you can do business online.

93. I seldom make phone calls, but often send text messages. I don't want to communicate by voice, I just want to communicate by text, even if it takes more time and money.

94. The keyboard wears away quickly, and both the mobile phone and the computer are constantly tapping or pressing. This is our way of expression, entertainment and lifestyle.

95. Mobile phones are used for taking selfies. I like every scene, every tone, every angle and every part of myself. Even if someone sees the secret photos stored in the mobile phone, I don't feel embarrassed, but I am secretly happy.

96. There must be a chat tool in the computer. It's a shame for a computer without internet connection. To turn on the computer, you must log in to the chat tool first.

97. Don't buy branded computers, because we need to add memory chips and change the hard disk of graphics cards at any time, and we don't want to expose ourselves as computer illiterate.

98. I like to match electronic products with peripheral products, but I am not proud of it. The peripherals I match are all my own brands.

99. Color ring tones are changed every two weeks to remind others that your mood is ups and downs, your taste is changing, and you have discovered something new. You have an obligation to know what has changed about me.

I like it. I like it. What do you care, wVs?