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A short message to please your lover
Valentine's Day SMS 2: I have no time to participate in your past, and I won't miss your future again! In sincerity, get to know you; Linxi is with you day and night.
Valentine's Day SMS 3: Do you know what I am doing? Give you five choices: A: I miss you B: I miss you C: I miss you D: I can't live without you E: All of the above.
Valentine's Day SMS 4: I can't promise you anything, but I will do it: if one day you feel hungry, then you will see that I have starved to death in your arms with a smile.
Valentine's Day SMS 5: Love plus love equals extraordinary love, love minus love equals the starting point of love, love by love equals infinite love, and love minus love equals the only love. Maybe for you, my appearance in your life is just100+1=101. But for me, your appearance in my life is the formula of 0+ 1 = 1.
Valentine's Day SMS 6: If the frog doesn't become a prince? What if the princess can't wake up? What if the little mermaid didn't turn into foam? Will I still believe in love? Do you believe it? Because I still have you by my side. The vast sea of people, navigate by your name; In the cold night, hold your name to keep warm; Live a long life and travel with your name.
Valentine's Day SMS 7: Love is the yearning in the heart, the resonance of feelings, the collision of inspiration, the shining of electric light, the sweet nectar and the intoxicating pure wine. Happy Valentine's Day!
Valentine's Day SMS 8: I'm afraid to see you get an electric shock; I can't see you, I need to recharge; Without you, I think I will cut off the power. Love you is my profession, miss you is my profession, hug you is my specialty, kiss you is my specialty!
Valentine's Day SMS 9: I really want to be your mobile phone, hold it in my arms, hold it in my palm, see it in my eyes and keep it in my heart!
Valentine's Day SMS 10: Baby: I have a toothache recently, because I often miss you at night. Too sweet will lead to tooth decay.
Old lover-helpless flower falling and laughing
Valentine's Day SMS 1 1: There is no desert in the world. Every time I miss you, God drops a grain of sand, and there is Sahara from now on! There was no sea in this world, but every time I miss you, God will drop a tear, so there is the Pacific Ocean.
Valentine's Day SMS 12: If loving you is a mistake, then I would rather add more mistakes, even if it is a mistake for a lifetime!
Valentine's Day SMS 13: Sauvignon Blanc, cold in the Xiao Yue, cold in the night, lovers are alone in the holiday, feeling sorry for themselves. It's hard to see and think, and it's hard to stay up all night with regret and ask whether Iraq is kind.
Valentine's Day SMS 14: Life will inevitably get old, but I will always remember the good times and warm years with you. I wish you a happy life and a bright future.
Valentine's Day SMS 15: The moon and stars are all right because you have left; The breeze is silent because I am crying; I didn't say anything because I still miss you.
Valentine's Day SMS 16: I love you, but I don't want anything, so hard! I love you, but I have to sneak around. I'm so tired! Love you, but it breaks your heart, so miserable! But willingly, it's stupid!
Valentine's Day SMS 17: The fish said to the water: You can't see my tears because I am in the water. Water said: I can feel your tears because you are in my heart.
Valentine's Day SMS 18: It's sad to meet the right person at the wrong time; Meeting the wrong person at the right time is a sigh; Meeting the right person at the right time is a lifelong happiness.
What we are after is-passing on infatuation.
Valentine's Day SMS 19: The ancient road is sparse, the sun sets, and heartbroken people are waiting for your call!
Valentine's Day SMS 20: On Valentine's Day, I want to make a fish. You can stew, boil and steam it, and then lie in your gentle stomach.
Valentine's Day SMS 2 1: You are Yuanmou, Yunnan, and I am from Zhoukou, Beijing. Let me hold your hairy hand! Love! Let's walk upright!
Valentine's Day SMS 22: Loving you is not the purpose, but the purpose is to love you till death do us part! Loving you is not the purpose, but the purpose is to love you for a lifetime!
Valentine's Day SMS 23: I think you want to break the telephone line, burn the mobile phone card, empty your wallet and take all the sleeping pills. Hey! But I still miss you.
Valentine's Day SMS 24: Are you a train? I am the railway; Are you a brick? I am mud; Are you a cloud? I am the wind; Are you chocolate? I am wrapping paper; Do you love me or love me? It's great to have you here.
Valentine's Day SMS 25: My love for you is like a raging river, like the uncontrolled Yellow River flooding, like the splendor of sunset and western hills? I think you love you? I can't live without you, I have to get you?
Valentine's Day SMS 26: I want to send you roses, but it's too expensive. I want to comfort you, but I haven't learned it yet. I want to kneel to you, but the ring is still in the safe. I can only send you messages to chase you. I hope we will never screw up.
Valentine's Day SMS 27: Forgive me for telling a stranger your mobile phone number. His name is Cupid, and he will tell you for me. My heart likes you, my heart cares about you, and my heart waits for you.
Valentine's Day SMS 27: You are poison, which permeates my blood, my nerves and controls my brain. On February 65438,2004, you were poisoned. Please don't forget, give me the antidote!
Friends of the opposite sex-cheating you just like you.
Valentine's Day SMS 29: Give you some sunshine and you will be brilliant, give you some flood and you will flood. A broken pot has its own cover, and an ugly ghost has its own ugly love. As long as love is as deep as the sea, Asako can shine!
Valentine's Day SMS 30: The person I love has been taken away, and the person who loves me is terrible, either degenerating in debauchery or perverting in silence. -For Valentine's Day!
Valentine's Day SMS 3 1: If you cry, I would like to be the toilet paper in your hand; If you wake up, I will be the shit in your eyes; If you are hot to death, I would like to be the only piece of cloth on you.
Valentine's Day SMS 32: There is a tacit understanding, a feeling that is wonderful, and a happiness that is accompanied by you, even idiots will finish reading it.
Valentine's Day SMS 33: You owe me a hug to read it; Delete and owe me a kiss; Save it, owe me an appointment; If you answer that you owe me everything; If you don't come back, you are mine. Choose!
Valentine's Day SMS 34: You are like a louse on my body, without you? I don't feel well.
Valentine's Day SMS 35: Do you know what I want to eat on Valentine's Day? Boil you, fry you, steam you; Roast you, stew you and braise you in soy sauce; Fried you, fried you, cold salad you!
Valentine's Day SMS 36: Mud is a nest! Mud is the smell of the nest! I look at the mud affectionately! I want to say to mud, I lack mud!
An old couple-the romance of daily necessities.
Valentine's Day SMS 37: Love you for ten thousand years? Exaggeration? Love you for five thousand years? Is it hopeless? Love you for a thousand years? Is it ridiculous? Love you for a hundred years? Too long? Love you for 70 years in succession? As long as I am healthy? This is my strong point.
Valentine's Day SMS 38: I have no lover on Valentine's Day, only a wife. She is my favorite, today is, tomorrow is, and there is only her in my heart until I die! Really love you!
Valentine's Day SMS 39: Everyone's fate is different, and the time of love will be different. Only by doing it wholeheartedly, what I can do is: I will make my love grow old with you.
Valentine's Day SMS 40: Every day is a holiday if you have a lover. A warm and cold sentence, a noisy line; A reminder, a passing note; A lovesickness, looking forward to it with one heart; A love, a lifelong love.
Valentine's Day SMS 4 1: I speak for my silence, I speak for my silence; I left to come back, and I came back to leave. True water should be tasteless, so true feelings should be silent.
Valentine's Day SMS 42: I know! But I can't. Is this marriage arranged by heaven? Let's obey God's will!
Valentine's Day SMS 43: Your photo is on my desk. I watch you in the morning, noon, afternoon, evening and evening. "Gollum, wife, when is dinner?"
I can't promise you anything, but I will do it: if one day you feel hungry, then you will see that I have starved to death in your arms with a smile.
When I see you, I am afraid of getting an electric shock; I can't see you, I need to recharge; Without you, I think I will cut off the power. Love you is my profession, miss you is my profession, hug you is my specialty, kiss you is my specialty!
I really want to be your mobile phone, hold it in my arms, hold it in my hands, see it in my eyes and keep it in my heart!
● There is no desert in the world. Every time I miss you, God drops a grain of sand, and there is Sahara from now on! There was no sea in this world, but every time I miss you, God will drop a tear, so there is the Pacific Ocean.
● Sauvignon Blanc, cold abortion, cold night, Valentine's Day alone, self-pity. It's hard to see and think, and it's hard to stay up all night with regret and ask whether Iraq is kind.
Fish said to water: You can't see my tears because I am in the water. Water said: I can feel your tears because you are in my heart.
On Valentine's Day, I want to make a fish. You can stew, boil and steam it, and then lie in your gentle stomach.
I miss you so much. I cut off the phone line, burned my mobile phone card, emptied my wallet and took all the sleeping pills. Alas! But I still miss you.
You are a poison that permeates my blood, my nerves and my brain. A poisoning incident occurred on February 14. Please don't forget to give me the antidote.
Do you know what I want to eat on Valentine's Day? Boil you, fry you, steam you; Roast you, stew you and braise you in soy sauce; Fried you, fried you, cold salad you!
● Mud is a nest! Mud is the smell of the nest! I look at the mud affectionately! I want to say to mud, I lack mud! (Please read aloud)
● Sauvignon Blanc, cold abortion, cold night, Valentine's Day alone, self-pity. It's hard to see and think, and it's hard to stay up all night with regret and ask whether Iraq is kind.
There is nothing wrong with the stars and the moon, because you have left; The breeze is silent because I am crying; I didn't say anything because I still miss you.
When I see you, I am afraid of getting an electric shock; I can't see you, I need to recharge; Without you, I think I will cut off the power. Love you is my profession, miss you is my profession, hug you is my specialty, kiss you is my specialty!
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