Joke Collection Website - Blessing messages - The essence of the omnipotent theory of rebooting
The essence of the omnipotent theory of rebooting
Just find a person who is in a trough state, and don’t need to do anything else, just quit porn
You’ll catch him right away
Can’t find a partner? Quit sex! Long-term masturbation puts you in a negative energy field, making your appearance wretched and disgusting when others approach you.
Poor grades and memory loss? Quit sex! The Yellow Emperor's Internal Classic says that the kidneys store essence, control the bones, produce marrow, and connect to the brain. As long as the kidney essence is sufficient, people will become smart
Do you have social phobia? Quit sex! Chinese medicine says that the kidney governs fear, and kidney essence is a person’s strength. If the kidney essence is insufficient, you won’t even dare to look at others
Hairline moving, baldness? Quit sex! Essence and blood come from the same source, hair is blood, and kidneys are the essence of hair. Hair loss is a phenomenon in which a person overdraws kidney essence and ages prematurely
Are you physically weak, mentally exhausted, and have cold hands and feet? Quit sex! Kidney deficiency is full of diseases, and kidney yang is the source of all functional activities of the human body
In short, as long as I quit, my body will recover, I will become handsome, I will meet someone who likes me, and my monthly income will exceed 10,000 , life is reversed
The above is all wrong!
The reason why you can't find a partner is just because you are naive, lazy and greedy, unwilling to exercise, unable to keep your mouth shut and unable to move your legs. Refusing to change clothes frequently, bathe frequently, take care of hair, shave frequently, dare not try, are afraid of rejection, have low self-esteem and a glassy heart
If you are not good at studying, it is just because you are addicted to sex every day, and you will be like a sage afterward. I read rebooting articles in an attempt to find some psychological comfort. Instead of spending time on the right path, I imagined that I could reach the sky in one step through rebooting
Social anxiety and various types of neurosis are caused by sex, which is a personality defect in itself. Is the main reason, thinking that rebooting will make you better, avoiding treatment, not daring to face it, it will only get worse
Hair loss is mostly due to male alopecia, not just syphilis, but also genetic reasons, mainstream The treatment plan is Phena + Mino + microneedle, and hair transplantation will be done after improvement
My poor physical fitness is caused by my own laziness. I should run more, do push-ups at home when I have nothing to do, and take in enough nutrition. In three months at most, a young man with malnourished face and yellow muscles can be radiant.
Having said so much, I know you can’t do it either
Some people After reading it, I will think about what the use of rebooting is. It is a typical failure in reading comprehension
Rebooting is not a panacea. If you can’t quit, you can never quit.
First Princess Issue :Fujimen Growth Diary
- Previous article:How can we completely eliminate spam messages?
- Next article:Girls send text messages asking boys to smoke less.
- Related articles
- Is the verification of medical insurance critical illness protection true?
- What can I do if the iPhone memo can't remind me?
- Do migrant workers need to deduct a tax when paying wages in a special account?
- What should I do if the traffic controller 12 123 fails to receive the SMS verification code?
- 2 ways to love each other across the screen
- What do you mean the loan is due?
- If you have money to spend, can you negotiate for a deferral of repayment?
- How to cancel 20 yuan 2G3G SMS package?
- How to open SMS package for mobile card?
- How do I know if another imessage deleted me?