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What are some humorous New Year’s Day memes?

1. Don’t ask me who I spend New Year’s Day with and how I spend it? I will tell you that I am very sad and spend it alone and skip it.

2. From having nothing at the beginning of the year to being penniless at the end of the year, don’t forget your original intention and your busy life will be in vain.

3. Teacher, you are so kind, giving us so much homework on New Year’s Day.

4. For the next New Year's Day, Spring Festival, Valentine's Day, and Lantern Festival, if you don't know my address, please contact me.

5. The Chinese New Year is coming soon, let’s show off your partners, just in case they have the same style.

6. The new year is a fork in the road of happiness. From now on, everything will go well for you and you will smile every day.

7. "Who will accompany you to celebrate New Year's Day" "Homework" "Who will accompany you to celebrate New Year's Day" "Homework" "Have you talked to homework?" "No, but he has been chasing me for many years."

8. You can cross the New Year's Eve. I won't cross anymore. For someone with long legs like me, I'm afraid it will be 2037.

9. Someone asked me if I am still alone during the New Year’s Eve? I’m afraid I’ll scare you if I’m half alone!

10. It turns out that the saddest thing is not the New Year’s Eve alone, but this year The person who spends New Year's Eve with you may not be by your side today next year.

11. I am debating whether to sleep until next year or wait until next year.

12. As I get older, my mother no longer has to chase me to wear warm clothes. When the temperature drops a little, I wear more clothes than she does.

13. What I smoke is not cigarettes, but loneliness: What I pretend to be is not cool, but indifferent. What I eat is not instant noodles, but indifference. What I send is not text messages, but happiness! Happy every day in 2019!

14. If you want a house, a car, or money, it is better to live happily, write letters, Feiting, and MMS than send me a text message of greetings; it is better to spend New Year's Day happily than smashing golden eggs, silver eggs, and Easter eggs. I wish you a happy holiday in advance!

15. The person who accompanied you during the New Year's Eve last year is now by your side.