Collection of Singles’ Day spoof text messages

Before Jun Wen could take off his clothes, there was thunder and rain. The strict father transformed into the face of Thunder God, and the loving mother transformed into Granny Rain. The sun rises in the east and rains in the west. There is still love without sunshine. When will we meet for Singles' Day, let's talk about the plan to successfully take off our clothes.

The frog saw the toad and asked curiously: Why do you have so many pimples on your body? The toad sighed: Ever since I fell in love with the swan, she has been reluctant to marry. I have been thinking about it day and night. Yeah, I'm getting angry in a hurry. Isn't this what it is? The toad patted the frog: "Young man, you should learn from me and don't pursue too high a goal." While you're young, just find a similar place to settle down. Don't end up like me. It's hard to get rid of the title of bachelor. ?

Many times, when we are troubled by the inability to find happiness, it is not that happiness is really far away from us and becomes out of reach, but that we ourselves have lost our way and are seeking fish from a tree. Because we ourselves have become numb, so that we are blind to happiness, but happiness always follows us silently. One day we suddenly wake up and look back, and we will find that happiness is smiling at us around the corner!

The happy bachelors are free, the desireless lazy people are alone, and the anxious parents are asking for matchmaking everywhere. . Singles' Day is here, and it's time for singles of both sexes to take off their clothes. I hope you understand the old man's mood and hope to find a lover soon.

It’s Singles’ Day again, which happens to be November 11, 2014. I’m sending you a text message to send you my best wishes. I hope you will be in pairs on Children’s Day and three couples will worship together. What, it has nothing to do with you? Looking down, three couples are laughing together, including you and me!

I think everyone exists for a reason, and you make me believe in what I have encountered. Everything does not hinder my progress, but makes me more determined. Thank you for letting me understand that if you can't give up easily on something you like, then you have to work harder to let others see your existence. I have been flying in the direction of others, this time, I want to fly in my direction.

I don’t dare to go to high-end restaurants, the house prices are too high and I have no money to buy them. Beautiful women always love the tall, rich and handsome. Who is willing to look for the poor, the ugly and the short? Others use famous brands on their mobile phones, but what we play is a copycat, and World of Warcraft creates ambiguity. , Reality lingers outside of love. The lover in my dream is very cute. He loves me stupidly and doesn’t care about money. He eats, drinks and has fun so freely that no one will pick his ears. It’s not bad to be a loser, and he will get high on Singles’ Day.

Text messages convey blessings, and greetings are sent to each other. I hope you will be single soon and no longer be drunk on wine; a little bit of friendship will be strong, and the fallen leaves will turn yellow. Blessings will be sent to friends, and you will be single for a longer time. May you send 11 friends and be happy for a longer time!

If you are single, please find a beloved, dear and lovely person to say goodbye to being single. But first of all, I wish you a happy Singles' Day. If you are not single, I also wish you a happy Singles' Day!

It is said that the speed of the wind is too fast, and Scud can't compare, so the light is smiling; they are said that the brightness is high, and the ranking will always be high, the sun is smiling Yes; they all say that the sun brings warmth, and it feels lonely to be high up. The bachelor smiled. Happy Singles' Day! Prank text message

Singles are for sale, the price is negotiable, and there are many discounts for the first thirty people. If you reply to the order immediately, you will get a pair of Missing brand underwear. If you forward the notification, you will get two pairs of Missing socks. No. If you can't turn back, singles will run naked for a week!

Singles' Day is here, and I will give you four golden sticks: one stick to be happy, two sticks to be happy, three sticks to make everything go smoothly, and four sticks to make everything smooth sailing. It is the monkey monkey The golden hoop has become smaller, and you will definitely be able to carry the four sticks home at the same time!

It doesn’t matter if you are a bachelor. You will not recall your past life. You will not give gifts on bachelors’ holidays. You will only use your mobile phone to send messages. Don’t forget to wish each other well. My blessings accompany you, and I wish you a happy and sweet Singles' Day!

On behalf of the people of the country, the SMS Center wishes all male singles to find a dear, loving, and deeply loved person on Singles' Day and bid farewell to being single; Female bachelors find someone you love and love you and say goodbye to being single; sincerely! Salute!

Wear bachelor clothes, drink bachelor water, eat bachelor meals, watch bachelor TV, speak bachelor talk, and take bachelor baths. In the end, I farted like a bachelor, sleeping as a bachelor. If you love me, you will no longer be a bachelor.

The public searched for her thousands of times, and the road was smooth underfoot. Suddenly I looked back and looked around, there were countless aunts and ladies.

Occasionally, there are beautiful women who come to visit, and some of them are married women. Most of the rest are basically unsightly.

I used to be sad and helpless, and I used to wander in sadness. The past events disappeared like clouds, and everything in the past was as indifferent as a dream. During the Singles' Festival, I am still single and alone, waiting for you to take care of me. I hope to have you by my side next year!

The radar has detected the presence of the God of Love in the atmosphere. From now on, the bachelors will add Just say five words of Happy Singles' Day and you will receive a romantic marriage assigned by the God of Love. The quantity is limited on a first-come, first-served basis. Happy Singles' Day!

In this case, it has to be decided by the divine judge. The evidence is conclusive and cannot be denied. The final verdict: You, fell in love with the lovely Singles' Day, will be with you from now on. May you have a lifetime! Haha, happy Singles' Day!

Singles' Day is here, and I send you my best wishes: May your career blossom everywhere, may your life blossom and be rich, and may you always have good luck. May your flowers bloom as soon as possible and be accompanied by someone for the past month, and may your love bloom and bear fruit and make a good marriage. , strive for the extension of happiness in the bridal chamber. I wish you a happy Singles' Day!

On this Singles' Day, I wish you a happy single's day: throw away your worries and bring you happiness. Rolling around, the unique advantages of being a bachelor are rolling in, and I am bringing you my best wishes. I wish you good fortune to come. Christmas blessing text messages

SMS messages send blessings and greetings to each other. I hope you will be single soon and no longer be drunk on wine; a little bit of friendship will be strong, and the fallen leaves will turn yellow. Blessings will be sent to friends, and you will be single for a longer time. May your 11 friends be happy for a long time!

When a man of the opposite sex meets for the first time, if a man pays attention to a woman for more than 8.2 seconds, it is possible that it means he has fallen in love with her. It turns out that falling in love with someone doesn't even take a minute. But these eight seconds of memory will take a lifetime to forget. In love, no one is truly forgetful. It's not that I have a bad memory, it's just that I don't love enough.

Hurry up and fall in love, marry a wife as soon as possible, light a lamp to talk during the day, and turn off the light at night to keep company. When you are hungry, there is food; when trouble comes, there is love. I wish you to get naked as soon as possible and enjoy the sweetness of love.

Notice/Because your parents push for blind dates too frequently, your dating favorability index for beautiful women is too low, and your age for getting married and starting a family is seriously lagging behind, you are specially given the title of bachelor and young man waiting to be married. I hope you will take this as an insult and work hard to carry out your career. Try to get naked as soon as possible. /Take Off the Light Association/November 11

There was a blind man who always held a bright lantern in his hand when walking at night. Others were curious and asked: Since you can't see, why do you still carry a lantern and walk? The blind man said: I carry a lantern and walk, not to light the way for myself, but to provide light for others. If I hold a lantern in my hand, it will be easier for others to see me and avoid bumping into me. While I protect myself, I also bring convenience to others. Time flies like an arrow, and the stick rolls eastward. People who are happy about this festival, where are they? I wish you good luck and go away, please open your mind. My favorite girl, please look over here. ?Happy? Don’t think about being single, and stay in love forever.

Those who pretend to be immortals are magicians, those who do bad things are villains, and those who speculate are gamblers. Brother, look at it, anyone with a stick is not a good person, you have to take off your clothes quickly, don't hang out with the bachelors.