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My boyfriend doesn't return messages!

Specializing in men who don't return messages

1, did you go to Syria to fight?

2. Have you finished coaxing other wives? Is it my turn?

3. I remember, I am the one who is good at double eleven. If you are too busy, put your single brother.

4. Push it to me!

5. What are you doing? Have you finished talking to others? Is it my turn?

I just want to know how you managed to talk one second and stop breathing the next.

7. Why didn't you reply to my message? Are your fingers too short to press the phone button?

8. Why didn't you reply to the message? I learned typing specially for you.

9. Why didn't you reply to the message? Is the mobile phone in the refrigerator hot?

10, don't ignore me. Look at your head. I seem to be at a wake.

1 1, Bao Er, have you been robbed to be the wife of the fortress?

12, dear, I am a part-time drip driver. Have you decided your position?

13, why didn't you send a book or return a message for a long time?

14 Did you keep others in the quilt and me in the dark?

15. Did the woman lying next to her crush her cell phone?

16, don't ask the news is not your problem, I should reflect on myself, why there is only one boyfriend.

17. You haven't returned my message for so long. Who are you chatting with? Push him to me and I'll chat with him. I can type quickly.

18, what bad thoughts can I have? When you didn't reply to my messages, I was wondering what the next boyfriend would look like.

19, I haven't heard back for so long. Come on, durian or cactus on your knees.

20. Do you surf the Internet every day? When you reply to a message and write a letter, it is all delivered.

2 1. Is it stressful to chat with female stars?

22. Did you hurt your hand while playing games? Did the woman lying next to you press your hand?

23, 5G has come out, is our home still in 2G?

24. Is the prosthesis broken today?

25, you talk to her first, I am not in a hurry here, and I can't talk.

26. Do I need to look up Xinhua Dictionary to reply to the message?

I must buy a mobile phone that can receive information.

28. Oh, did the dog ignore it?

29. Do you like green?

30. How many years were you sentenced for answering messages?

3 1, Bao, didn't you choose me for mass messaging today?

32. Didn't you get a bad signal in prison?

33.what brings you here? Did Timi win?

34. If the mobile phone doesn't work well, replace it with a stainless steel basin as soon as possible.

35. Even if you don't reply to my message, are you confused about going home?