Praying for forgiveness from the one I love most, and asking for forgiveness of my sins

1. Your voice came from the valley. I looked down and found you at the corner of the mountain. It was you! It was really you! You were with an old man. I ran over excitedly and said ：Uncle, please lend me a donkey.

2. If it is the Spring Festival, I should wish you a happy New Year; if it is Labor Day, I would say that workers are the most beautiful; if it is April Fool's Day, I would say that you are really cool; now is Halloween , I want to hold you down and say: Ghost!

3. The soft breeze is soft and warm, the blossoming flowers are bright, the white clouds are infatuated with the blue sky, and the happy willows are green on both sides. , warm greetings were sent to the fingers, and deep blessings were sent to the mental hospital. April Fool's Day is here, I wish you a lot of fun!

4. Sunrise and sunset = morning and evening, moon and stars = infinite thoughts of wind, flowers, snow and moon = tenderness and sweetness, shooting stars and heartfelt wishes = thousands of blessings for you = Fragrant suckling pig.

5. The "hundred flavors" of life: the greatest pain is obsession; the greatest humiliation is envy; the greatest danger is greed; the greatest trouble is fame and wealth; the greatest gain is experience; the greatest gain is experience; The greatest wealth is knowledge; the greatest comfort is friendship; the greatest fun is innovation; the greatest good deed is dedication; the greatest stupidity is lying to oneself. May your life be happy and free!

6. You are kind like a cat, you are loyal like a dog, you are cute like a bird, you know the way like a horse, you are beautiful Like a butterfly, you are as hard-working as a bee. You are similar in everything. No wonder everyone calls you...a beast!

7. I don’t know if you know that I have something I want you to know. Maybe you already know what this sentence is that I know and want you to know. What I want you to know is: Happy April Fools' Day!

8. If you receive this message, it proves that your mobile phone has been If you are infected with the virus, please take out the mobile phone card immediately and wash it with gasoline.

9. From the south came a lama with five kilograms of Tamu in his hand. From the north came a mute with a trumpet on his waist. The lama who had raised the Tamu asked for five kilograms of Tamu. I went to exchange the trumpet that the mute in the north had on his waist. The mute who had the trumpet on his waist was unwilling to exchange it for the trumpet that the Lama had raised. The lama became anxious after lifting the tamaul. The pinned speaker is dumb, the pinned speaker is mute

10. It will rain, people will grow old, and God cannot control it. I will treat you seriously and treat you as a treasure. Come on! Stop climbing the tree. It's so bad for people to see your red ***. Haha, Happy April Fool's Day!

11. You are dragging a pig shopping, looking very happy. I passed by and said with sympathy: "The quality of a person depends on who he is with." Before I finished speaking, I saw the pig abandoning you with disdain.

12. I don’t quite understand what you mean by clear and clear. If I understood what you meant by clear and clear, I wouldn’t ask you unclearly whether you clear and clear. Preliminary wish: Happy April Fool's Day!

13. Hey, when you see the text message, quickly take one million and go to the back mountain alone. Don't call the police, or we will break up the vote. Remember not to Call the police, remember not to be angry, haha, friend, are you kidding? Happy April Fools' Day!

14. Announcement: April Fools' Day is coming, and the text messages you receive on April 1st are all fake. The meaning is exactly the opposite, so please pay attention. The following is the first one: You are the public lover who is handsome and graceful, beautiful as a flower and with a devilish figure! Happy April Fools' Day!

15. After receiving this message, you are a pink and fat little pig, delete this message You are a small African black pig. If you reply to this message, you are a Rwandan wild boar. If you don't reply, you will be a Ukrainian large white pig. If you store it, you will be a perverted American pig. Hey, let's see what you do.

16. Whoever receives this text message, happiness belongs to you; whoever forwards this text message, happiness follows you; whoever saves this text message, good luck chases you; whoever deletes this text message, I don’t blame you either. , I also sincerely wish you: Happy April Fool's Day!

17. It is true gold, never afraid of the raging flames; it is green pine, never afraid of the long cold; it is Haiyan, never afraid of lightning piercing the sky ; You are an idiot, still staring at the text message stupidly! Happy April Fool's Day.

18. You went to the supermarket to buy a tube of toothpaste and left. The cashier looked at your background and sighed: The world has changed, and pigs have evolved to be able to brush their teeth!

19. Learn to be ruthless, get out of what needs to be done, and keep what should be kept; learn to be patient, shut up when you should, and be silent when you should; learn to turn a blind eye, choose to ignore disgusting things, and choose to block disgusting things. May your life go well.

20. Little Piggy is amazing. He sleeps until ten o'clock every day and eats five bowls at a time. No one dares to compare in weight. Want to ask where Little Piggy is? He is snickering and reading text messages.

21. I want to send you a blessing text message, but I don’t have it in my cell phone. I can only say it to you silently in *** dry language. Pay attention to your health and don’t be too tired. , just accept it reluctantly. Happy April Fool's Day!

22. I like your eyes, they are so charming; I like your figure, they are so slim; I like your appearance, they are so beautiful; I like your personality, they are so gentle. Sorry, I accidentally sent it to the wrong person! Happy April Fool's Day!

23. I always love you because you are always handsome; sometimes I hate you too much because you are sometimes too unreasonable; I bless you today because you are celebrating a solar term today. Wish you a happy April Fool's Day!

24. I know you are good at hygiene. You wash your hands every time you go to the toilet, and wash them very carefully. Suddenly you didn't wash your hands. I was very surprised: Why didn't you wash your hands? You replied: I brought paper this time! Happy April Fool's Day!

25. A river of spring water and a river of waves make a mountain higher than a mountain. . Send a message to the idiot, and the idiot must take out his cell phone. He took out his phone and looked down, realizing that he was an idiot. Happy April Fool's Day.

26. It was late at night, and the little pig was crying sadly. Mom asked: Why are you crying? Piggy said: I feel stupid. His mother comforted him: Son, don’t cry. The person reading this text message is stupider than you!

27. It’s late at night. I know you are tired from a long day’s work and may have fallen asleep. I don’t know why you want to Talking to you, I really want to tell you...I really want to tell you...Happy April Fool's Day!

28. Seeing that your holiday is coming, I have nothing to give you. Let me teach you a skill of eating. Originally, this is not passed down to men or women. I only passed it on to you because of the special circumstances. Once you learn this skill, you will never starve to death for the rest of your life. Now that you know how to eat, I don’t need to teach you.

29. I saw a penny on the side of the road. I was about to bend down to pick it up. It turned out to be phlegm. Holy crap, who spits out such round penny?

30. I have I’m asking you, can you find a vacant room for me to stay for two days? Please don’t tell anyone about this. I didn’t want to trouble you, but I really can’t find anyone I trust. I’m Sa Damn! Happy April Fool's Day!? Funny April Fool's Day Quotes

31. There is a vat of oil, a basket of beans, and the mouse is smelling the fragrance of the oil beans. Climb up the vat, jump into the basket, and steal oil and beans to do both. He was happy and panicked at the same time. His feet slipped, his body swayed, and "with a plop, he fell into the vat together."

32. With this product, you don’t need surgery or hospitalization. Your eyes will immediately become bigger and you will see things more clearly. The price is very low. Have you guessed what the product is? Haha... It's a magnifying glass! Happy April Fool's Day

33. Because of you, the world's population has been changed; because of you, the family system has been improved; because of you, the boredom of friends has been changed; because of you, April Fool's Day is so But different; you are not a fool, but you have brought more joy to the world, so I wish you a happy holiday!

34. In the past, I only knew that the little pig could not speak, only humming, but Later, when I met you, I realized that you can hum better than a piglet. As for you, you still hum!

35. One day we came to a wishing well, and I bent down and made a wish. You also wanted to make a wish by throwing a coin into the well, but you accidentally fell into the well when you bent over. I was stunned and muttered to myself: It’s really magical!? April Fool’s Day humorous message

36. I want to be an emperor, but I'm afraid of being wordy; I want to be an official, but I'm afraid of having too many things to do; I want to eat, but I'm afraid of cleaning up the pot; I really want to beat you up, but I'm afraid of getting into trouble. Happy April Fool's Day.

37. I hope you can rest happily, work happily, sleep happily, wake up happily, in short, you can be happy in everything you do, and become a "happy person" that everyone in the world envies, fool. Happy Valentine's Day!

38. April Fool's Day advice: Don't climb over the guardrail for convenience! If a boy accidentally climbs over the guardrail, he will become a girl, and if a girl accidentally climbs over the guardrail, she will become a woman... What's the hurry? , it’s April Fool’s Day tomorrow, I wish you a happy day in advance.

39. Do you have a TV over there? Now hurry up and watch CCTV. Zhao Benshan was killed in the bombing. The police blocked the Northeast. 19 people died, 11 people disappeared, and 1 person was deceived!

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40. I spent a dime to send you this text message to tell you that I am not a penniless person. For example, this dime text message is my birthday gift to you. Don’t forget to treat me to dinner tonight. Happy April Fool's Day!

41. This tongue twister is the most difficult to sing. What we are singing is that there are forty-four little lions in front of the mountain, forty-four purple persimmon trees behind the mountain, and forty-four in front of the mountain. One lion cub ate the astringent persimmons from the forty-four purple persimmon trees at the back of the mountain. The forty-four little lions in front of the mountain were choked to death by the astringent persimmons from the forty-four purple persimmon trees behind the mountain.

42. What happened? When you dialed your mobile phone, the voice prompt said: You are calling a lazy pig from out of town. Please add the pigsty area code before the number you dialed. I couldn't believe it, so I dialed again, and the voice prompt said: The owner of the machine has been slaughtered!

43. The intermittent rain caused me to have endless thoughts. To put it bluntly, I just thought, wait until the wind and sunshine come. , I will also take you to the grassland, but we have agreed in advance: the pigs are allowed to eat grass and are not allowed to squat on the ground!

44. April Fool’s Day is here, in order to thank you for being a fun-seeking and contented person. For those good friends who are happy, know how to have fun, have nothing to do, and are happy after reading my text messages, I decided to give you a free message: Happy April Fools' Day!

45. I treat you to dinner! You Is your head filled with touching exclamations or confused questions? Don’t worry, although today is April Fool’s Day, I will never deceive you. After all, it’s up to me to believe it or not. April Fool's Day Confession Message

46. Foolish people make people sad, and smart people make people happy. I made a fool once and made the person I love sad. I want to change my ways and become a smart person. Man, I pray for forgiveness from the one I love most, and ask for forgiveness of my sins.

47. There is a kind of tacit understanding called tacit understanding, a kind of feeling called unspeakable, a kind of yearning called longing, and a kind of *** that will read all the text messages! Happy April Fool's Day.

48. Some people spend money to eat and drink. Some people spend money to sing. Some people spend money to ***. Some people spend money to buy cars. Some people spend money to have fun. I will spend money to chat. You also have a holiday to be free and easy. Isn’t it already April Fool’s Day? Happy!

49. I am a lonely tree, standing by the roadside for thousands of years, waiting lonely, just for one day when you walk by me, I will fall for you and cannot be smashed. Bian, your life will be in vain.

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50. I will not tell you that I have to treat you to a pack of Oreos today; I will not tell you that I have licked all the cream. ;I won’t even tell you that I changed it to toothpaste. Ha, April Fool’s Day, I am clearly trying to make you laugh!

51. On April Fool’s Day, please put a happy label in your life, let laughter be discounted, embarrassment be discounted, relaxation be cheap, fatigue be discounted, and let Increase the price of health, remove diseases from the shelves, and give your beautiful mood a holiday.

52. Attention: You have sent multiple text messages with pornographic content continuously. This bureau officially warns you! If it is discovered again, it will be shut down immediately and a reimbursement number will be registered! Mobile Inspection Office.

53. A guy in the cafeteria showed off at noon, saying that his wife went on a business trip to Chengdu and he talked to her every day. But after she came back, he checked her mobile phone bill online and found that China Mobile did not charge roaming fees. He was very happy. Incredible! Finally he came to a conclusion: China Mobile is SB. The few of us ate in silence, all saying in our hearts - I don’t know whether China Mobile is SB or not. The key issue is that you have to find out who you are.

54. China Mobile communication users: Due to network debugging recently, if Your mobile phone has no signal or cannot be connected. Please slam your mobile phone on the ground as hard as you can. Repeat this for a few times and the mobile phone will return to normal.

55. Dear mobile users: Due to recent network debugging, if you find that the mobile phone signal is poor, please go to the top of the building to receive it; if it is still bad, please climb to the top of the mountain to receive it. If it still doesn’t work, please buy a satellite antenna. Bar. Thank you for your cooperation - the vast number of ignorant users!

56. On the days when it is difficult to distinguish between true and false, vulgar roses and disgusting love words, I kneel down on one knee in a crowded square and say I love you. My dear, forgive me for using these stupidest and stupidest methods. I wish you a happy holiday!

57. Over the years, you have always been by my side silently, spending night after night with me. With your broad mind, you tolerate my laziness, my rudeness and everything about me. Thank you, my Simmons bed!

58. This is a well-designed text message that conveys your If you look at your phone upside down, you will appreciate the wonderful patterns... Is it fun to turn your phone upside down?

59. April Fool's Day is here. I wish you a sweet day, a leisurely life, and round eyes. Yes, the saliva is gurgling, the harvest is full, the smile is naive, the love is sticky, the happiness is complete, Happy April Fool's Day.

60. Dear user: Hello! Because your mobile phone has an ugly appearance and outdated style, which has seriously affected the appearance of the city and hindered the development of mobile communication services, our station has decided to cancel the operation in 10 minutes. Send a signal to destroy the phone!

61. I dreamed of you last night: eating Manchu banquet, staying in Shangri-La; wearing fine clothes, riding in a Cadillac; watching live broadcasts, enjoying a happy life; traveling around the world, lottery period Mid-term... I wish your April Fool's Day dreams come true!

62. Wood is used to make furniture, talents are used to understand poetry, money is what everyone thinks about, talents are cultivated, and women want a figure and hair. The one who sent the message is a genius, the one who is reading the text message is a fool. Happy April Fool's Day.