520 humorous jokes that make boyfriends happy.

520 homophonic jokes that make boyfriends happy (I) 1. I am a diet pill. I can make people lose weight. I don't care about medicine. I don't care about medicine.

A spider asked a caterpillar a question. The caterpillar said it twice, but the spider still didn't understand. Then the caterpillar said angrily, "Are you a pig?" Then the spider said very grievance: "I am a spider."

I bought a steamed stuffed bun on the road and cried when I went back to eat it. It turned out to be a silent bun!

4. Once upon a time, there was a little pig. He planted a strawberry and a mango. Strawberry grows slowly, so the pig says to strawberry, you can't be a strawberry, you can't be a strawberry.

Xiaoming didn't feel well and went to see a doctor. After diagnosis, the doctor said "laryngitis" and his throat said "hi".

6. I prefer Li Bai's poems. Lu You is so angry that I dare not surf the Internet.

7. I grow mushrooms at home. I cooked and ate. I was poisoned and went to the hospital. The doctor said that I was poisoned by good mushrooms.

8. In the dead of night, I always want to ask myself how I made mistakes in my studies and feelings.

9. I said to the crow's feet in the corner of my eye: We should fight hard.

10. I dare not even think about it. What do you think of Chanel?

12. Asu and Asu spent a day together. When Asu was eating, she spoiled: Hello.

13. One day, the pig and the little leopard went to eat. The boss said, what do you want to eat? The pig said, give me some pig food. The boss said, ok, a pig food. What do you want, little leopard? The little leopard said: leopard food. The boss said: Beijing time is eight o'clock sharp.

14. You don't even add my WeChat. What else do you want to say, pirates of the Caribbean?

15. "I may be a loach", "Why" and "Because I like loach"

16. You have to fill in personal information when you enter the door, so your identity becomes a secret: "Fill it quietly, fill it quietly, and leave a little secret".

17. One day, the bear bought an ice cream. The sun is like fire, and the ice cream melts to the ground. The bear said, "It looks like mud. It looks like mud." Did you hear that? I miss you so much.

18. One day, the bear was playing with a balloon bear, shouting and chasing. Don't go, don't go, don't go, you hear me? Please don't go.

19. Want Want Snow Cake will become a Want Want quilt when it feels hot.

20. Look, look, the moon today is not beautiful at all, neither round nor bright. Yes, I don't forgive.

520 homophonic jokes that make boyfriends happy (2)1. Bowls and chopsticks are good friends. Chopsticks were sad when the bowl died, saying: The bowl is safe.

22. Job's tears do things with Job's tears, and Xiaoding does things with tinkling.

23. If the mobile phone has a large memory, it can store a lot of self-fears, and then know its own changes: however, when China holds our friendship.

24. Why do you always want to eat when you are in a bad mood? Because you are sad, you want to chew.

25. A duckling said to the chicken, "I like you." The chicken said to the duckling, "You don't have to squat down."

26. My mascot is you, crab! -Because you have money (pliers)

27. You are looking for Ouyang Xiu.

28. Girls who love to laugh can't be bad. Why are they so happy?

29. Xiao Ming quarreled with his mother, and Xiao Ming made a dash for the door, so Xiao Ming's house had no door.

30. You don't even kiss me. Do you kiss the burner?

3 1. "That girl, with risorius, smiles naturally." "You said, is the girl on the Android machine stuck when she smiles?"

32. The duckling asks the mother duck, "Mom, what's between our toes?" The mother duck said, "webbed". The duck hid her face and wept. "If you don't say it, don't say it. Why laugh at others?"

33. If you don't even hold my hand, what do you hold? Holding hands with Guanyin?

34. Do you like pineapple juice, strawberry juice or my baby juice?

35. One day, the bear was washing clothes, but there was a place that could not be cleaned. Mother bear said that you rubbed the bear carefully and said, "I did."

36. If you eat pudding in summer, mosquitoes will stop biting.

37. I am a steamed stuffed bun with condensed milk and lost my temper today.

In my study, I know how to put myself in the other person's shoes, but my deskmate doesn't agree.

39. Before he died, Yu Gong said to his son, "Move mountains, move mountains", and his son said, "Shiny".

40. I have a stomachache at midnight. I said, "Stomach, can you stop?" The stomach said, "My name is not stomach, but Chu Xun Yu."