Funny text messages for husband

1. Husband, one year has passed. I am still competent as a wife. ^_^ I want you to spend every New Year's Day with me. Do you mind? I will be happy to stay with you. Go on.

2. From today night to tomorrow day, your blessings will appear like goose feathers. Your mood will be mainly sunny. Affected by the atmosphere, laughter will sweep around you. It is expected that it will continue to blow throughout the week. Fair wind! Happy Spring Festival!

3. My thoughts for you are like the orchid in the deep valley, the faint fragrance envelopes you, and the blessing is the boundless attention that floats to the bottom of your heart. May my love accompany you through the new year and forever.

4. I wish you good health, may you lose all your teeth; may you have a good journey, may you disappear along the way; may you walk well, may you fall down along the way; may you be happy every day, but may you always be abnormal; may you always smile, and you deserve to die!

5. I wish you a happy New Year, a bright future, auspicious stars, prosperous wealth, family happiness, rapid success, blessings like the East China Sea, longevity as long as the Southern Mountains, happiness, prosperous official career, and sweet dreams!

6. The Chinese New Year is coming, and I wish you good luck every day. May your life be better and better. May you win the lottery every time, win every card game, and taste good every meal. If you dare to forget me, be careful to get a stick!

7. My love for you is brighter than Sima! My love for you is brighter than Zhuge! My heart for you is longer than Guan Yun! There is no need to say more about my meaning to you! A simple sentence: Happy New Year's Day, Happy New Year !

8. "The spring breeze brings joy to the horse's hoof disease." At the beginning of the new year, I hope you will ride on the warm spring breeze and move forward non-stop towards the bright future!

9. New Year’s Day is here, do you miss me? If you miss me, press and press again. You miss me so much. ? I said I pressed the button if I wanted to. Press again! I didn’t expect you to miss me like this, so touched! Press again! Tears filled my eyes.

10. I wish you good health and may you lose all your teeth; may you have a smooth journey, but may you disappear along the way; may you walk well, may you fall down along the way; may you be happy every day, but may you always be abnormal; may you always smile, and may you deserve to die!

11. Have you seen the falling snowflakes? Those are my true feelings; have you seen the whistling cold wind? Those are my greetings. Jesus asked me to tell you that you will have a good life this year. Starting from New Year's Day, forget the troubles of the past and tomorrow will be better!

12. Have you heard of it? It takes 500 times to look back at the past life. We have to pass by each other in this life, and look back 1,000 times before we are destined to smile at each other in this life. In a relationship like ours, we did nothing else in the last life, just looking back!

13. According to FBI news: The phone was found at 12 o'clock There is a pair of dull eyes in the direction of the clock... Hey! Pig head! You have been targeted by me! Please wear more clothes on this cold day! I wish you: Happy Spring Festival!

14. You He is the idiot, the idiot husband, the idiot husband, the husband is the idiot.

15. Love me, understand me, understand me, be self-motivated, it doesn’t matter if we are not rich enough, we can earn it in the future, but I don’t plan to have children until I don’t earn that much money, and I don’t know when I will. Get married, but I will be 28 or 9 when you finish the postgraduate entrance examination. I will definitely do it to respect the elderly, but I want to work outside after giving birth and don’t want to stay at home all the time. Husband, I want to hear from you. suggestions.

16. Honey, I am very confused about my future. Sometimes I really don’t know why I want to live. Sometimes I feel that living is boring, but I still have to be responsible for my parents. .

17. Listen to your husband, I will fall asleep soon.

18. Okay, hubby, I love you. Your appearance makes my life meaningful again. I hope you won’t dislike me in the future. I will be your good wife and honor my parents. of.

19. Good husband, if you dare to break up with me in the future, I will chase you back to your house to drag you back. My husband loves you.

20. Good husband, dear stinky husband, precious husband, I don’t think I can escape from your hands in this life, so I am determined to follow you.

21. Good husband, we will live together forever.

22. Bad husband, bad husband, you are so bad that I can’t even sleep.

23. Husband, I didn’t bring my mobile phone. I’m going to bed now. Are you asleep?

24. Husband, I am in a very low mood now and don’t want to talk. You can play cards with your classmates.

25. Date rehearsal: catch a group of magpies and meet on a magpie bridge; pick a few white clouds to let the lovesickness rain fall; a bouquet of roses to express your love at the right time; a basket of red threads to keep Yue Lao busy with the strings. Good times and beautiful scenery, let’s go on a date together!

26. When the moon is bright and the stars are sparse, I would like to hold your hand and walk among the trees; under a clear sky, I would like to accompany you to see all the beautiful mountains and rivers; no matter spring, summer, autumn or winter, no matter what the weather, only Being with you is a blessing of happiness! I love you!

27. The moon, the blooming light, stays on the tone of time, missing, warm singing, quiet in the noisy city, you and me, the happiness of listening, is destined to be together in this life. Love MMS Blessings

28. The moon is crescent, and the full moon of lovesickness is thinned into a boat; the river is crooked, and the long tenderness caresses both sides; the path is crooked, and you can see the scenery of love; the longing is crescent. , I turn around and can't get rid of my thoughts. Love, warm and romantic!

29. The more time passes, the less time you have. The more you do, the more trivial things you do. The busier and more chaotic you are, the mood. The more you think about it, the more care you have. The more difficult it is to make money, the more difficult it is to make money. The farther away is youth, the longer and older is appearance. Hope you are happy!

30. When it comes to love, no one is right or wrong. Love is just a kind of fate. When the conditions are met, they gather, and when the conditions are gone, they disperse. Being able to become husband and wife and stay together till eternity and eternity is a precious and inexhaustible fate.

31. In love, what is fickle about women is their faces, while what is fickle about men is their hearts. Women use friendship to reject love, and men use friendship to exchange for love. Love means I don’t think you’re pretending, and you don’t think I’m dirty.

32. Picking up all the grains of sand on the beach, anxious to find your trace; trembling in the sea of ??people, as if holding up the raging rain in the wind, afraid of losing news of you; No matter where I am in the world, my soul is with you, and my love for you will never leave you.

33. In that spring breeze blowing season, my love has bloomed green buds, dancing in the warm sunshine, spreading sweet branches; in that place where peach blossoms are in full bloom, my love has spread its fragrance, Floating in the pink woods, half-showing happy cheeks!

34. Leaving traces of happiness on your face, carving sweet memories in your heart, filling your life with romance and writing happy legends, this is my greatest hope in this life. May you have a happy life and love you forever!

35. Do you have the sympathy of a small boat in your mind? It is the waiting that I have exchanged for five hundred years of prayer in my previous life. When there is wind or rain, he will not come back and leave at will. The wind is calm. He would only drive slowly.

36. There is no trace of me in your eyes, no place for me in your world, no lingering presence of mine in your dreams, but in my heart there is only your appearance. You may not love me, but you can't stop my affection for you!

37. There is a back garden deep in my heart, which is full of colorful flowers. I often go there, just to pick the most beautiful and fragrant one and give it to you, so that it represents I say to you: I love you!

38. In my eyes, you are my giant panda. No matter what I have, you will always be my national treasure and cannot be replaced. I am willing to protect you for the rest of my life and take care of you carefully. Are you willing?

39. Being together is like a violin with paired strings, rubbing out sweet notes, each telling endless friendship; leaving you, breaking the strings with my thoughts, floating out the confusion of separation, Every section is filled with the sorrow of longing!

40. Holding hands on the street after being together for one year is love. If we can still hold hands after five years together, it is affection. Holding hands on the street after being together for ten years is family affection. If we can still hold hands in thirty years, Walking hand in hand is love.

41. Once upon a time, I was wandering among the different opinions. Once upon a time, I was confused in the few words of others. Once upon a time, I didn’t have the strength to find happiness. Knowing that you appeared, I had a bright way forward in my life. Sunshine, I love you!

42. You used to be gentle, and the love you gave me was crazy. The sky was blue at that time, and the air was slightly sweet at that time; now you are free, give me The pain is profound, the sky is getting darker now, and life is lacking in oxygen! Love Blessings

43. We once promised to stay together, but now you turn around and leave; we once promised to be together forever, but now we can no longer keep it; even if we save our lives, the road of love has come to an end; in the future Please take care of yourself during the day!

44. Hate the bad guy who makes you cry, hate the fool who makes you hurt, and despise the fool who makes you wait. My dear, I am already so disgusting, please love me. Bar.

45. I am engraved on the left hand, and you are written on the right hand. My heart is full of love. When our palms face each other and our hearts are connected, everyone will see - I love you.

46. We hold hands together through the wind and rain. Even if we have nothing, forget all the sadness, even if we have been away for a long time, today we can hold hands together forever. True love is the only reason for happiness!

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47. Buy roses by yourself, forget it, you will be laughed at; buy chocolates, forget it, you will get fat; light candles, forget it, you will have no lover; on Valentine’s Day, I hope you who have no lover will be with me Have a happy Valentine's Day!

48. True love must breed suffering, and only in suffering can great joy be discovered. You are my only one. Happy Valentine's Day!

49. I really hope that the path has no end, just keep walking hand in hand. Let us walk together every Valentine's Day in our future lives. Happy holidays!

50. At this moment, I miss you the most. Let the clouds carry my heartfelt blessings and embellish your sweet dreams. I wish you a happy Valentine's Day.

51. The world is quite helpless. I am a leftover woman and I am cute. I have a figure and a face, but men dare not love me. I can control the inside and outside, and I can make extra money in the workplace. I love life and romance, and my appearance An indifferent heart is electrified. If you love me, please be brave enough to attack!

52. It’s so good to have you, troubles will run away; it’s so good to have you, happiness will automatically report; it’s so good to have you, loneliness will no longer be harassed at will; with you It’s so good, my soul always has sweet support! It’s so good to have you, you are my universal antidote!

53. Use you to measure time, with you it is day, without you it will be night; Use you to distinguish places. With you, it is heaven, without you, you will fall into hell. My dear, may we stay together forever and our true love remains unchanged.

54. Because of flowers, the world is fragrant; because of water, nature is cool; because of love, life is sunny; because of you, happiness is wandering around. Thank God for having you in this life, hope is flying with you!

55. Because I love you, I understand; because I understand, I understand; because I understand, I tolerate; because I tolerate, I am fulfilled! Because of love , I would like to spend my whole life reading you, this love is timeless and beautiful!

56. Under the night, who blocked my view? Under the moonlight, who drowned my sorrow? The cold wind Who swept my back? Looking at your city, I silently promised you: If you are well, I will be sunny!

57. Happiness, running in the sunny season, cheering In the rainy season when I throw away my umbrella, I walk in a smiling heart, pace in the quiet night in the countryside, and see every smile and every move of the person I love most.

58. When I miss you, I am like a cloud, and my heart is filled with dense rain; when I miss you, I am like a leaf, and the passing wind will sway me; when I miss you, I am like a wave, rolling the river of longing; When I miss you, I am like sunshine, I just want to give you warmth and happiness!

59. When I miss you, you are by my side. The moment I make eye contact, my heart is already spring; when I miss you, you are in the sky. , what is leaving is the figure, what is inseparable is the missing.

I am destined to meet you, and my heart is destined to love you forever. Dear, I miss you!

60. I miss you! I miss your sweet smile, like a pure lyric; I miss your affectionate look back, like a gentle serenade; I miss you like water. The tenderness of my heart splashes waves of happiness in my heart!

61. Knowing each other is a kind of destiny, which gives us endless romantic feelings. Staying together is our promise, and we will reincarnate in the world. Being destined to each other for a lifetime and supporting each other every year, let us always remember this beautiful love and stay together for a lifetime.

62. Falling in love is too early to be loved, meeting is too late to be able to wait; fate is too little to be hurt, and peach blossoms are too many to be loved; true love does not arrive early, arrives late, has no or more Or less, it’s you, it’s you, it’s you!

63. I like to sleep slowly in the sweetness with the smell of your perfume on my pillow; overcome the inferiority complex in my heart, give you the perfection of love; give you true love I have no guilt in my heart, and I will never regret a lifetime of dependence; true love is never a sin, and you are the most beautiful in the eyes of my lover!

64. When I get used to having you by my side, loneliness has already gone away; I get used to caring about you, and you never fade out of sight. ; Get used to your voice, your magnetic voice. On the occasion of graduation, my love is deeper and my thoughts are deeper. I am willing to go to the ends of the earth with you.

65. No matter whether the weather is cloudy or sunny, remember to bring your own sunshine. Wherever you are, my heart is with you. The weather will change, but the love will never change. No matter it’s windy or raining, holding an umbrella for you is my life’s destiny!

66. I only know that the stars can speak, the stones can bloom, and after passing through the fence of the soul and the winter wind and snow, The beautiful little flower of love will bloom. Open your heart, come and hold your hand, I just want to create the most beautiful painting with you!

67. I am willing to make quilts for you, so that the trivial life is full of warmth; I am willing to hold hands with you. The cup embellishes the ordinary life with romance; I am willing to love you for the rest of my life and make the love in this life more brilliant. I love you forever.

68. I am willing to keep my tenderness by your side, just to give you the sweetness of love; I am willing to show my thoughtfulness in front of you, just to give you the warmth of family; I am willing to work hard all my life to give you happiness. The safe! I will love you every day.

69. I have made my love clear enough, why are you still making wild guesses and returning my letter without any dialogue? I just want you to understand my doting on you, and don’t let me continue to be helpless. Let us embrace the splendor of happiness together!

70. I want to be with you, close to you, and feel the seductive breath you exude, lingering in my heart bit by bit, filled with the taste of happiness. I want to hold your hand and keep walking. Will you marry me?

71. I will be in a daze for you quietly, I will remember your every word silently, I will think of you involuntarily, and I will care about what you do. In every matter, I will laugh for you and feel heartbroken for you. I will care about you forever.

72. My love for you is like the sea turning dry rocks into rotten rocks; my love for you is like the mountains and the heavens and the earth; my love for you is like the heaven and earth can be turned upside down; my love for you is like that. My love for you is still there; my love for you will always be in your heart.

73. My love is like a clear spring, the trickling water moistens the heart; my love is like mountains and rivers, with beautiful scenery everywhere; my love is like autumn, with numerous and heavy fruits; my love is like an old cow, without resentment No regrets till the end of your life! Husband, I wish you happiness!

74. People who are sad and happy for you are enemies, people who are happy and happy for you are friends, and people who are sad and sad for you are the ones who should The person you put in your heart, and I am the person who sees you through and still likes you.

75. Looking at the sky is confusing, looking at the water is also confusing, but I sincerely wish you a better life than me! When the heart melts, it is love, when love condenses, it is hate, and when hatred cools down, it hurts. It hurts. Evaporation is a wound, who is the only one in reincarnation?

76. The past is like smoke, our love can withstand its ordinary fleeting years, and can withstand boring rumors. Our love becomes better and better every day, holding hands Year after year, we have deep love and no regrets. Dear, we want to be happy every day.

77. You don’t need to say a lot of sweet words, just be sincere; you don’t need to be too tired to do everything personally, just be reliable; you don’t need to be too romantic, just hold your hand; make a vow. Just love my wife and be a happy partner!

78. Do the colors on the horizon reflect your clouds or your flowing flames? Why do I always let time be in a daze in which direction until the hour, and then change my mood? Spreading into the world of love bit by bit, waiting for you to appear, my dear, I miss you.

79. Among millions of people, meet the one you meet. In the endless wilderness of time for millions of years, there is no step too early or one step too late. I can only ask softly: Happy birthday!

80. Countless touching moments have gathered in my heart to form the most brilliant scenery in life. I believe that only you can give me such a special feeling.

81. Falling leaves in the winter solstice, friendship is like wine; the cold wind is biting, no joy, no worries; the years have gone by, suddenly look back, a greeting, the mellowness remains; friendship stays with you, never leaves, and is sent with a smile This greeting: Happy holidays and eternal happiness!

82. Happy birthday to my love. Time flies, but my love for you is even stronger. On this special day, I want to tell you that your love makes my life complete.

83. I saw you that day, holding on to a telephone pole alone, with an afro on your head, dancing with excitement and your face flushed. When asked what made you so happy, your lips trembled for a long time before you managed to say: I was shocked!

84. Meeting you may be God’s arrangement, everything is so natural. You walked out of the crowd and looked me up and down with your deep eyes. It wasn't until my face turned red that you quietly said: Is this a fortune teller?

85. Thinking is a field planted with red roses in the heart, beautiful and empty; thinking is thinking about a person in the heart, sweet and lonely. When we miss each other, we are happy. The Spring Festival is coming, happiness is the gift I want to give you!

86. Father of the child, the baby misses you!

87. When the shooting stars streak across the stream of colors, when the candlelight is filled with joy, and when the cake shares the sweetness, at this point in your life, I pray that the four seasons will retain youth, the years will retain eternity, and the sweat will retain laughter. Stay calm in life. Happy birthday to my husband!

88. I have walked through mountains and rivers, and there are highs and lows under my feet. I have experienced ups and downs, and I still have to look for it. Life is busy, I have gained more and more, and I have lost every bit. Hey, the important thing is to be happy!

89. You are not a best-seller, but in my eyes it is a classic and very readable. I am willing to read you all my life.

90. It’s not a coincidence that you and I met, but we were destined to be together; it’s not a coincidence that you and I fell in love, but we were destined to love each other. You will never regret the ups and downs, the stormy waves are not scary, and you will be waiting forever.

91. When the wolf comes, the pig's nest is in chaos. Mother Pig arranges: The big pig blocks the door! Erzhu, go block the window! When she saw the little pig, the mother pig got angry and shouted: Third child, stop reading the text messages! You have a lot of meat, go out and lure the wolf away.

92. The mouse accidentally entered the flower shop and was chased by the little cat. The mouse found that there was no way to escape, so he picked up a bouquet of roses and prepared to resist. The little cat saw it and said shyly: I'm sorry, I Still young.

93. Whether the flowers are fragrant or not is up to the bees; whether the clouds are beautiful or not is up to the sky; whether the grass is green or not is up to the cows; whether I miss you or not is up to my heart. My son has the final say; of course I have the final say whether to send text messages or not.

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