A collection of jokes to make your girlfriend happy

A collection of jokes to make your girlfriend happy are as follows:

1. Once upon a time, there were two people, one called pretending and the other called disappearing. If there's a fight, go over there and say, "I'm looking for a solution!" The group of people were stunned for a moment and said: Are you pretending? Yes, I am.

2. The mother once again asked her son to get up: "Jacques, good boy, it's time to get up. You have heard the rooster crow several times." "What does the rooster's crow have to do with me? I am not a hen." ”

3. The chimpanzee accidentally stepped on the poop of the gibbon. The gibbon gently and carefully cleaned it and they fell in love. Others asked how they got together? The chimpanzee said with emotion: Ape dung! It’s all ape dung!

4. The husband held an orchid bowl and said to his wife very solemnly: "Don't throw the bowl again. This bowl was left by your mother. There are only two left now. The others You have already thrown me." The wife rolled her eyes at her husband and said, "Then don't be angry with me anymore. I am the only one left by my mother."

5. Me. I have four children, all of whom are very naughty. When I came home from work one day, the children were making a lot of noise at the door. When my wife saw me coming back, she was very happy and said: "You are finally back, great." I was very happy, thinking that the children were all afraid of me. , but then the wife said: "You are the only one in the family who is the most obedient, good boy! Go and buy a bag of salt for me."

6. The squad leader asked: Who is the biggest officer in our platoon? The recruit answered: He is the platoon leader. The squad leader asked again: Who is under the teacher? The recruit answered: It is the horse that the division commander rides.