Have a baby and send text messages in classical Chinese.

First of all:

My wife will give birth in August. I wish you a happy birthday and a happy family, especially in heaven. I am anxious to tell you today that all your closest relatives and friends must also be happy from the sky. Baby's birthday is coming, or the moon has expired. Invite everyone to get together to celebrate.

Second:

Your nephew and daughter-in-law are going to give birth in August. Wish you a happy birthday and a happy family. My nephew is very happy. I am anxious to tell you today that the old man must feel that happiness has fallen from the sky. When the baby is born next month, or when the moon is full, invite elders and friends to get together to celebrate.

Third:

My wife will give birth in August. I wish you a happy birthday and a happy family, especially in heaven. I believe all my closest relatives and friends will be very happy for me today. Baby's birthday is coming, or the moon has expired. Invite everyone to get together to celebrate.

[Because of network equipment failure, I couldn't surf the Internet for several days, and my reply was too late. For reference, you're welcome. ]