Joke Collection Website - Blessing messages - I wish SMS customers short and humorous.

I wish SMS customers short and humorous.

1. Don't meet often, pay more attention to contact; Don't talk often, send more information; Don't always care. Send a reminder when it is cold. Friendship is warm, cooling is current, and keeping warm is what you have to do. Wish you a happy weekend and good health.

It is difficult to avoid all worldly troubles. Please don't care about those who make you angry, remember to cherish those who make you happy, so that you can receive blessings every day, haha, please hide in your heart and have a nice weekend!

3. Send you ten hearts: feel comfortable in the morning, go out smoothly, be careful on the road, be patient when things go wrong, make friends sincerely, treat others sincerely, have confidence in yourself, love your lover, care for your family, and most importantly, be happy! Happy weekend!

4. weekend notice: the happiness regulations are adjusted today. Laugh when you receive information, call when you receive blessings, keep a happy mood, prevent troubles, enjoy life easily and escape from work troubles. Strictly enforce the regulations. Wish you a happy hug!

5. Constant pressure = not bad at work! Frequent shopping = money to spend! Often sigh busy = value! Frequent dating = young! Regular lectures = great potential! I often receive information = someone cares! Have a nice weekend!

6. Wear an eye mask, the light will not be disturbed, put on gloves, and charge to sleep. Have a good rest when you rest, wake up refreshed, have a rare chance to sleep, and don't have to get up early on weekends!

7. Time goes by, and it's the weekend in a blink of an eye. I came to the relaxed air, let my mind relax at will, give myself a happy holiday and wish myself a happy weekend.

8. Friends, the weekend is coming. Stay healthy, eat an apple, live a stable life, taste a banana, and feel sweet. I hope you have a big appetite, always smile, never get old, and have a nice weekend!

9. The wind takes away the seasons, but it can't take away the fruits. Clouds take away sunlight, but they can't take away shadows. Time has taken away the days, but it can't take away your happiness and mine! I wish you a good weekend!

10. Great body, full of money, lots of happiness, sunny mood every day, carefree like a baby, in short, your proudest weekend!

1 1. Let my blessing cross the fence of Jiefang Avenue, cross the barbecue stall in Qing Ji Street, swim across the vast East Lake, climb the towering Turtle Mountain, and shout at any corner where you are: Happy weekend!

12. Today is the weekend. On a relaxing day, please don't be busy again, and receive a short message to send you warmth and intimacy; My endless affection turns into a short message to send you relaxed and happy. Have a nice weekend!