Mid-Autumn Festival humorous jokes daquan hilarious short sentences

1. When I was a child, the old man always told me the story of Chang 'e, but I only thought about moon cakes and was not interested in Chang 'e. Now that the Mid-Autumn Festival is over, I have no interest in moon cakes, and I always think about Chang 'e!

2. Chang 'e asked Yutu what was delicious in the Mid-Autumn Festival, and Yutu said moon cakes. Chang 'e said: I'm tired of eating for thousands of years. Yutu: Then what do you say is delicious? Chang 'e: Have you ever heard of braised rabbit meat?

3. Little fish pestered his mother to buy minced meat moon cakes. Mother Fish is annoyed: What to eat? Isn't your sister's class very big? I have to eat moon cakes stuffed with earthworms. What was the result? Caught by a fisherman!

4. Letters celebrate Mid-Autumn Festival. O: I look like a moon cake the most. C: Me, too. I was bitten. D: Me, too. I was cut. Q: I am also a moon cake. Well, it's a little jammed.

5. A sister-in-law with a child asked, "There are old people at home with bad teeth. Do you have soft moon cakes? " I said, "Please take whatever you want." Sister-in-law lets the children taste it, and the small ones taste it piece by piece. Soon, seven or eight kinds of moon cakes were tasted in half. I said unhappily, "which one is soft, little friend?" While eating, the little guy said, "There are still several kinds that have not been tasted, so you can't talk nonsense."

6. Mid-Autumn Festival is coming. Father and son make moon cakes together. As soon as the son learned to cook, he asked his father, "Dad, what stuffing should I use?" Dad wiped his sweat and said, "Whatever." My son happened to see the cat at home taking a shit and secretly put it in. That night, the father picked out his son's moon cakes to eat, and while eating, he really tasted them. He asked his son, "What kind of stuffing is used?" The son said, "Use cat poop." Dad just finished eating moon cakes at this time.

7. Dad just called and asked me what to bring home for the Mid-Autumn Festival. Me: "I bought Wuren moon cake." Dad: "You buy six people, and your brother-in-law will come!" " "

8.a: "Does your company pay holiday fees?" B: "No!" A: "Gift card?" B: "No!" A: "Send moon cakes?" B: "No!" A: "So your company didn't give any hints?" B: "Well ... I sent a watch." A: "Wow, what brand?" B: "Mid-Autumn Festival duty watch ...! "

9. The Mid-Autumn Festival is coming, and the leaders went to the mental hospital to express their condolences to the mentally ill. A leader gave a patient a moon cake and told him with a smile, "This is delicious, don't give it to others!" " "The patient gave the leader a white look:" Do you think I am a fool? Psychopaths give delicious food to others! "

10, Mid-Autumn Festival, a buddy and his girlfriend went out to enjoy the moon. As a result, they found it was cloudy and couldn't see the moon, so they kept staring at his girlfriend's face. His girlfriend thought he was going to say sweet words, so she coquetted and asked, "What are you looking at?" He said, "There is no moon today, and your face is very big. Look at your face, just as I appreciate the moon today. "