Classic quotations that tease men

1, the sky is high, the clouds know, the water is deep, the fish know, the fragrance of flowers is clear, your IQ is clear, I know, April Fool's Day is a tailor-made holiday for you, hehe, I wish you unlimited happiness on April Fool's Day!

2. How far your thoughts are, how far you roll; You can roll as fast as the speed of light

It is God's creativity that created you and your courage to live in this world.

4, silly said today to buy chicken, married daughter-in-law did not agree, dad bought chicken, mother refused to live or die, let silly cry and shout, socks off and throw them on the ground, please play with fools again! Read the second word of each sentence to understand the truth. Happy April Fool's Day!

5, people outside the classroom, reading is not as good as falling in love. The teacher asked him why? For future generations.

6. When you go out, there are no birds in hundreds of mountains and no footprints in thousands of paths.

7. You accidentally crossed the Song Dynasty, and your martial arts are very powerful. Huashan's sword theory proves that your martial arts have surpassed the ashes of time, surpassing the southern emperor and the northern beggar. Everyone thinks you must be Dong Fangbubai, but in fact they don't know where you are from. You could have been at ease, but you didn't expect a cry to make your dream come true: "Bajie, if you don't go to explore the mountain, you will hide and sleep again."

8. Are you drunk by Sanlu?

9. Which school did you graduate from? Your annoying degree has been completed as a postdoctoral fellow! !

10, living wastes air, dying wastes land, and dying wastes RMB ... ...

1 1, your looks are really flattering ... the decline of the internet. ...

12, your teeth are like stars in the sky, brightly colored and far apart.

13, your life, summed up in eight words-absurd life, cowardly death. ...

14, were you thrown at birth 100 times and only caught twice?

15, I am trying to write a poem. Only two people in the world know it. Now I am laughing and a fool is reading it.

16, simplify and avoid the deep; Grasp honesty and be wary of cunning; Keep an eye on the lonely and pay attention to the gang; It's a pity that silly makes you smile. April Fool's Day, it is everyone's responsibility to be funny!

17, I can take good care of myself without you! You can torture yourself slowly without me!

18, Lyu3 bu4 fell in love with Zhu Yingtai, and Dixin set foot on Liangshan White, happily hijacking a solitary bird. Among my friends, I am the best. I wish you good news, just to make you feel better and take a deep breath. Happy April fool's day is a must. Happy April Fool's Day.

19, the wife is sincere and valuable, and the son is more expensive; If you are lovers, you can throw them both.

20. The boss gives you a salary increase of 2000 yuan, and informs the finance department to do it immediately. Come to the company to withdraw money at eight o'clock in the evening, and deduct the money according to absenteeism after the expiration. I still see nothing bothering you.

2 1. Look at your ranking and you will know how many people are in your class.

22. Gome, Gome, fish sink, geese fall, flowers are harvested, flowers are beautiful, and colors and arts are all good. Don't be ashamed to admit it, I know that my image in your mind must be like this!

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